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10 | 8.33% |
| have a transcendent life altering experience that elevates their consciousness to a higher state? |
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| take some cool photos? |
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7 | 5.83% |
| get jumped and sent to the hospital by furries? |
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32 | 26.67% |
| waste his time and money? |
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When you spend thousands of dollars to poo poo in mud https://i.imgur.com/9vwx0DA.mp4
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Sep 3, 2023 11:58
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The man burns with Fyre.
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Sep 3, 2023 12:04
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Rumor has it that the playa is infested with flesh-eating fairy shrimp. That’s the truth. I mean, the shrimp aren’t eating flesh, but it’s true that the rumor is going around.
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Sep 3, 2023 12:08
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Platystemon posted:Rumor has it that the playa is infested with flesh-eating fairy shrimp. gently caress you
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spread your blood through the air if yous a real playa
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Sep 3, 2023 12:15
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Cuz the muds filled with fairy shrimp baybays Baybay
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Sep 3, 2023 12:23
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Don’t let the Lahontan cutthroat trout show you how they got their name.
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Sep 3, 2023 12:26
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the burning man is father nurgle
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Sep 3, 2023 12:42
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Mr Hootington posted:Can't report this, but this joker is using his star to spread fake news That's why I call him Discendo Vox Nihili
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Sep 3, 2023 13:22
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Cuttlefush posted:was that the actual picture utz posted? seems like it'd be very hard to confuse any of those with maybe a corpse. should be gone for icky weird posting in general but lol if it was actually one of those pictures yeah it was the one captioned "A Burning Man attendee lies down in the mud and water at the event on Saturday." As I said I was pretty sure it wasn't a real corpse, but at the time (and still) i can't find that actual image using reverse GIS, and whatever search results I put into regular GIS weren't finding it either. Guess the joke worked perfectly
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Sep 3, 2023 13:25
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another victim of Putler’s war
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Sep 3, 2023 13:32
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RadiRoot posted:it’s ok the person is fine. first google image search btw lol
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Sep 3, 2023 13:34
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quote:Like many attendees, the two adopted playa names they are known by all week, and declined to give the names they use in the "default world." 
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Sep 3, 2023 13:36
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speng31b posted:yeah it was the one captioned "A Burning Man attendee lies down in the mud and water at the event on Saturday." As I said I was pretty sure it wasn't a real corpse, but at the time (and still) i can't find that actual image using reverse GIS, and whatever search results I put into regular GIS weren't finding it either. Guess the joke worked perfectly lol... bit of an overreaction. that's clearly someone chillin and not a corpse. couldn't even be placed in that peaceful repose because there's big ripple in the water i mean im glad utz wont be posting for a while because they're a freak for many other reasons but lmao... that's clearly just someone lyin in the mud. there's a ripple!
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Sep 3, 2023 13:42
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On my way to take a dump 
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Cuttlefush posted:lol... bit of an overreaction. that's clearly someone chillin and not a corpse. couldn't even be placed in that peaceful repose because there's big ripple in the water yeah in retrospect I'm certainly glad it is not a real corpse, it seemed pretty unlikely to me at the time but I couldn't find it on reverse GIS or any basic keyword searches. It may have been an overreaction but I'm glad it turned out to be just a gross bit regardless.
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Sep 3, 2023 13:51
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there are going to be so many people who come out of this with big-brained ideas about how to treat refugee camps
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Sep 3, 2023 13:53
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speng31b posted:yeah in retrospect I'm certainly glad it is not a real corpse, it seemed pretty unlikely to me at the time but I couldn't find it on reverse GIS or any basic keyword searches. It may have been an overreaction but I'm glad it turned out to be just a gross bit regardless. you did fine.
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speng31b posted:yeah in retrospect I'm certainly glad it is not a real corpse, it seemed pretty unlikely to me at the time but I couldn't find it on reverse GIS or any basic keyword searches. It may have been an overreaction but I'm glad it turned out to be just a gross bit regardless. well i for one am going to be forever haunted by the foot thing utz said because when i reverse image searched that image the only matches were two different links to wikifeet which i will not click and i do not understand how they are linked or why utz apparently knew of such a connection
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Cuttlefush posted:well i for one am going to be forever haunted by the foot thing utz said because when i reverse image searched that image the only matches were two different links to wikifeet which i will not click and i do not understand how they are linked or why utz apparently knew of such a connection lol yeah I also saw the feet links on reverse GIS last night and had a wtf moment. anyways, I asked vyelkin to decide if they want to reduce the punishment since there's proof it was just a gross bit. personally i think you shouldn't pretend to live blog corpses from burning man to the forums or even pretend to live blog about the feet of passed out strangers to the forums as a bit, but i can't speak for everyone.
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Sep 3, 2023 14:03
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free utz but also imprison utz for 10 days for posting unironically about feet (one day for each toe they would've sucked)
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Sep 3, 2023 14:08
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speng31b posted:personally i think you shouldn't pretend to live blog corpses from burning man to the forums or even pretend to live blog about the feet of passed out strangers to the forums as a bit, but i can't speak for everyone.
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Sep 3, 2023 14:08
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speng messaged me to say he got this one wrong and would like the probe reduced so I'll do that, but I'll still give two weeks because "here's a random photo of a stranger, think I'll pretend they're dead and sexualize their feet for attention on the internet" is a pretty terrible bit
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Sep 3, 2023 14:14
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vyelkin posted:speng messaged me to say he got this one wrong and would like the probe reduced so I'll do that, but I'll still give two weeks because "here's a random photo of a stranger, think I'll pretend they're dead and sexualize their feet for attention on the internet" is a pretty terrible bit Too lazy to check but presuming this is the same thing the "lol look at this lady chud's fupa" post, good call imo
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Sep 3, 2023 14:17
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wrong crime, correct punishment
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Sep 3, 2023 14:18
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Lol
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Sep 3, 2023 14:21
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lol @ the GIP guy that isn't able to recognize jokes
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Sep 3, 2023 14:29
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Lmao at 4 of the dumbest gbs types getting upset about ebola at burning man "disinformation" posts.
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Sep 3, 2023 14:30
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(Big Pun) I'm not a playa I just flood a lot
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Sep 3, 2023 14:36
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Mr Hootington posted:Lmao at 4 of the dumbest gbs types getting upset about ebola at burning man "disinformation" posts. well they're right. it's not ebola. it's marburg.
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Sep 3, 2023 14:39
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Marberging man
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Sep 3, 2023 14:41
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Cuttlefush posted:lol... bit of an overreaction. that's clearly someone chillin and not a corpse. couldn't even be placed in that peaceful repose because there's big ripple in the water the ripple could be from the death fart. you don't know
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Sep 3, 2023 14:44
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Weka posted:the ripple could be from the death fart. you don't know Death Sharting
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Sep 3, 2023 14:45
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Lib and let die posted:Death Sharting
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Sep 3, 2023 14:46
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I love when a story has a happy ending https://twitter.com/adamjohnsonchi/status/1698311919042535885 
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Sep 3, 2023 14:47
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Cuttlefush posted:there's no wishing for death involved at all I was saying boo-urns
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Sep 3, 2023 14:48
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Sam, Bleeding Shitman here; if walking in the mud is draining too much of your stamina, you can always call Dirty D for a lift. Press the touchpad to yell out for him!
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Sep 3, 2023 14:48
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The official site is very funny. 2023 Wet Playa Survival Guide quote:The weather forecast indicates potential rainfall overnight Saturday 9/2 into early Sunday 9/3. This adds to an already saturated playa. quote:We do not currently have an estimated time for the roads to be dry enough for RVs or vehicles to navigate safely. Monday late in the day would be possible if weather conditions are in our favor. We will let you know. It could be sooner, and it could be later. quote:Pro tip: If you have to walk around, cover your shoes with a pair of socks — it will help prevent the playa mud from sticking to your shoes. quote:Hotel rooms in Gerlach are full, and moving to Reno is your best option for a good night’s sleep if you choose to leave the playa. Trying to decide if "this adds to an already saturated playa" or "moving to Reno is the best chance for a good night's sleep" is better.
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Mr Hootington posted:https://twitter.com/CNN/status/1697591423552328154?t=EIqT8xKbVB7WwE7hnmOs6Q&s=19 Lol
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