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Sep 3, 2023 15:50
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Whomp! The Addams Family (there it is, come on y'all) Whomp! The Addams Family (steel drumming)
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Sep 3, 2023 16:29
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Prof. Crocodile posted:Who the gently caress is Brad Dragon?
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Sep 3, 2023 17:07
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AAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH MY rear end!!! HOLY CUMLOAD BATMAN!!
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Sep 3, 2023 17:21
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*String of pearls breaks in slow motion night alley, lit by the moon, tumbling into grimey puddles.
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Sep 3, 2023 17:22
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You ever dance with the devil in the pale moon light?
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Sep 3, 2023 17:39
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You ever... see a grown man naked?
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Sep 3, 2023 17:40
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Mr.Acula posted:You ever... see a grown man naked? Do you like Gladiator movies?
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Sep 3, 2023 17:43
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Does your mother still hang out at dockside bars? Johnny, do ya play baseball?
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Mr.Acula posted:Does your mother still hang out at dockside bars? Tosses a lobster back and forth.....
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Sep 3, 2023 23:02
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PORKCHOP SANDWICHES!
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Sep 3, 2023 23:41
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These super thin slices of watermelon and cantaloupe...
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Sep 3, 2023 23:41
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F-fingerblast that little turd.
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Giving the usual speech at the Gathering of all the new NATO countries. I can afford to boast, and not care. I don't care. Let's go South tomorrow.
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quite a fuckle we've 'nucked ourselves into, simmons
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Sep 20, 2023 05:40
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Let's go fill Moomin Valley with CRIME!
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Sep 20, 2023 05:48
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Imagining a big rear end rock hitting earth n killing a bunch of people
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Sep 22, 2023 20:11
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I think I left my wallet at the club
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Mr.Acula posted:Imagining a big rear end rock hitting earth n killing a bunch of people freaking epic...
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Sep 22, 2023 21:32
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monkey moo
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The center of you to the center of the Earth to the center of the Sun to the center of the galaxy to the center of that place where galaxies orbit each other, and so on
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Sep 22, 2023 23:13
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There is no future after time The universe isnt infinitely large it is infinitely small
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Sep 22, 2023 23:19
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suck and gently caress
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We are the priests of the temples of Syrinx I keep getting Rush lyrics stuck in my head. I hear you're supposed to listen to the song to get it out of your head, but then I get another song stuck in there.
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Sep 23, 2023 01:40
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Wifi Toilet posted:We are the priests There are worse songs to have stuck in your head. Rush is the greatest band of all time.
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Mister Speaker posted:There are worse songs to have stuck in your head. A rather bold statement.
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I gotta fart burnin a hole in my pocket baby buy me a tin penis and flip the lid BWÆP, farted Farted in r/l Farted in r/l Farted in r/l? Farted
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One time, I was staying at a hotel and was very excited for the free breakfast the next morning. That night, there was a really loud thunderstorm, and I apparently kept muttering in my sleep about how they were going to cancel breakfast because of too much thunder
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When I was in grade school latchkey we got to go camp at some cabins in the woods. I handled mushrooms on our hike and even though I washed my hands in a dish bin filled with soap water, I found it unconvincing as a method to protect me and for months after figured I'd gotten cancer from the mushrooms
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Sep 23, 2023 09:12
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Cummy cum cum cum cum cum
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Smatthew
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The last note of every song can and should be replaced by 1812 overture from the cannons til the end
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Sep 23, 2023 11:56
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Je m'appelle Penis Fartman
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Kashmir riff
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Figma balls
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BigBadSteve posted:Cummy cum cum cum cum cum
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Oct 3, 2023 07:38
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you have ranched me for the last time
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Oct 3, 2023 07:39
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When I find myself in times of trouble father jack comes to me speaking words of wisdom FECK ARSE DRINK!
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can't stop thinking about turning myself inside out by the butthole (not a sex thing) and then I bump into someone because I can't see and the tension of being inside out makes me suddenly schlorp back inside in but also around whoever I bumped into (not a sex thing)
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