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He's Quincy Morris, the cowboy
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Philippe posted:He's Quincy Morris, the cowboy of course he is! Goddamn it I need this movie.
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Sep 3, 2023 09:58
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Hang on. Bunsen Honeydew is Seward and Beaker is Renfield. Kermit and Miss Piggy play Jonathan and Mina Harker.
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Sep 3, 2023 11:04
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Honestly, a Muppet version of a famous horror story sounds pretty cool and could actually work. Dracula in particular sounds awesome but you could also do Frankenstein or Phantom of the Opera.
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Sep 3, 2023 11:39
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Phantom of the Opera would especially work cause it'd just be an episode of the Muppet Show.
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Sep 3, 2023 11:51
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The plot catalyst is Waldorf & Statler occupying the phantom's reserved box
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Philippe posted:Hang on. Bunsen Honeydew is Seward and Beaker is Renfield. Kermit and Miss Piggy play Jonathan and Mina Harker. I was thinking Bunsen as Van Helsing, but Beaker would I guess need to be "Van Helsing's Assistant" or something.
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Sep 3, 2023 12:08
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Honeydew as Van Helsing suggests that Beaker ought to be Seward, which is a wonderful image
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Sep 3, 2023 12:27
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Playing back his gramophone diaries. "MEE MEE meemee meeee, meemee MEE."
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Sep 3, 2023 12:30
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Kantesu posted:Honeydew as Van Helsing suggests that Beaker ought to be Seward, which is a wonderful image God, this is perfect.
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Sep 3, 2023 12:49
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My Lovely Horse posted:Phantom of the Opera would especially work cause it'd just be an episode of the Muppet Show. Just a regular tuesday for Gonzo.
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Sep 3, 2023 13:33
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The original Phantom Of The Opera novel is now copyright free so it was somewhat inevitable that some guy is selling this on Amazon: It's pretty much the original novel with the names switched to Muppet names, plus a smattering of jokes
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Sep 3, 2023 13:47
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Yeah but unfortunately for that author the Muppets characters are the sole property of Disney.
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Sep 3, 2023 13:51
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I couldn’t cast a beer commercial
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Sep 3, 2023 13:54
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Muppets Dracula: Dracula: Can we use Sesame Street Count? Johnathon: Kermit Mina: Miss Piggy Lucy: Janice? Van Helsing: Honeydew. Beaker is an assistant. Renfield: Animal or Crazy Harry? We need Gonzo, Fozzie and Rowlf in there so maybe Seward and the vampire hunter dudes. Sweetums, Uncle Deadly and Rizzo the Rat could be monsters in the castle. Kind of writes itself and now I want to see it.
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Sep 3, 2023 14:44
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If none of you can recognise the comedic potential of Van Helsing being played (completely straight and with no realisation from any other character or mugging at the camera) by the Count then I'm not sure we can be friends.
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Sep 3, 2023 15:11
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Every now and again I stare into space washing for a Muppets Bond film. Dominic Cooper as James Bond. Miss Moneypiggy. Kermit M Frog. Beaker and Dr Bunsen HoneyQ. Sam the Eagle as Felix Fleiter. All working to take down the agents of G.O.N.Z.O., who have hatched a plan to steal all the world's chickens. Their volcano base is obviously modelled on Gonzo's face, where the nose straightens out to form an airstrip. Bond has to meet a fellow agent, working under cover as a Swedish chef. Unbeknownst to Bond, however, there is a rat in the organisation... (it's Rizzo). Also Statler and Waldorf are civil servant penny pinchers raking Bond over the coals for how much he's costing MI5. "Your last caper nearly destroyed a whole tube line! You could have ruined a key piece of public infrastructure!" "Yeah, and that's the government's job!" "Ooohhhhohohoho" ...maybe I should just write the screenplay and then ambush Disney execs/whoever owns the Bond copyright.
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Sep 3, 2023 15:12
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Needs at least one human actor as a straight man, a la Michael Caine’s Scrooge. Maybe Gary Oldman as Dracula?
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Sep 3, 2023 15:22
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Boogaloo Shrimp posted:Needs at least one human actor as a straight man, a la Michael Caine’s Scrooge. Maybe Gary Oldman as Dracula? Gonzo's henchman would be the perfect role for that.
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Sep 3, 2023 15:24
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Are you referring to Rizzo as a henchman?
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Flint_Paper posted:Every now and again I stare into space washing for a Muppets Bond film. This owns. Man, so much untapped Muppet Movie potential I never thought about. It worked for A Christmas Carol. I don't see why they can't apply the formula to other genres. Or even just remake a good movie using Muppets. Jurassic Park or something like Lego does.
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You are all fuckin cowards. What I want to see you recast via Muppets is Downfall
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I would also settle for Fury Road
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It sucks that The Muppets resurgence from the Jason Segal movie petered out. Not that I want to see Disney do to the Muppets what it did to Star Wars, but I still want more Muppets.
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Sep 3, 2023 17:11
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Many years ago I was driving past a small town movie theatre with a tiny little marquee outside advertising what was obviously two movies but forever burned a very specific single image into my mind MUPPET HELLRAISER
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"Listen to them, the children of the night. What music they make!" *ext - a pack of wolves are wearing red and white striped vests with arm garters and straw hats* 🎶"By the light of the silvery moon..."🎵
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maybealabia posted:Many years ago I was driving past a small town movie theatre with a tiny little marquee outside advertising what was obviously two movies but forever burned a very specific single image into my mind Great, now the image of Statler and Waldorf mocking the Cenobites won’t leave MY head. “You call that pain? We’ve endured worse!” “Yeah, like watching Fozzie every episode of our show!” “DOHOHOHOHOHO!”
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Boogaloo Shrimp posted:Needs at least one human actor as a straight man, a la Michael Caine’s Scrooge. Maybe Gary Oldman as Dracula? Ahem. CaptainCrunch posted:Coppolas dracula exactly the same but with all the actors swapped for muppets except for Gary Oldman.
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Muppet Frankenstein, with the monster being the only human character.
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freeedr posted:You are all fuckin cowards. What I want to see you recast via Muppets is Downfall If we’re going in that sort of direction: A Muppet Serbian Film
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GrandpaPants posted:It sucks that The Muppets resurgence from the Jason Segal movie petered out. Not that I want to see Disney do to the Muppets what it did to Star Wars, but I still want more Muppets. Muppet mayhem is a fantastic show. It’s getting zero attention and probably no one is watching, but it’s a fantastic show.
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"You couldn't make Muppet Blazing Saddles today."
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Muppet Tropic Thunder
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I'm a dude with my hand up a dude who thinks he's another dude!
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BioEnchanted posted:I'm a dude with my hand up a dude who thinks he's another dude! I am 110% in
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Muppet Caligula
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CaptainCrunch posted:Muppet Caligula I was going to say Muppet 9 1/2 Weeks
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GrandpaPants posted:It sucks that The Muppets resurgence from the Jason Segal movie petered out. Not that I want to see Disney do to the Muppets what it did to Star Wars, but I still want more Muppets. On that note, can we have Muppet Star Wars? Gonzo as Luke, Sam the Eagle as Moff Tarkin, Fozzie as Chewie, Kermit as Obi-Wan, Miss Piggy as Darth Vader (because Miss Piggy as Leia is basically already just Leia), Camilla the chicken as Leia...
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No, big twist villain. Amy Adams is Darth Vader. Playing it totally straight.
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