[Burning Man] grover's gulch

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Will Stereotype This poll is closed.
fall in love?	10	8.33%
have a transcendent life altering experience that elevates their consciousness to a higher state?	14	11.67%
take some cool photos?	7	5.83%
get jumped and sent to the hospital by furries?	32	26.67%
waste his time and money?	57	47.50%
Total:	120 votes

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Second Hand Meat Mouth: Sep 12, 2001

dads friend steve posted:

yeah a lotta of folks talk about finding themselves at burning man

I've wondered how many murders happen at Burning Man and similarly remote conventions.

It would be fairly simple in regards to loving with someone's drugs in a way that no one would notice until it was too late. They crash and don't wake up, stash them where it looks like they're sleeping, perfect murder.

The idle rich seem like they'd engage in that kind of thing.

No real reason.

# ? Sep 4, 2023 03:06

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# ? May 29, 2024 16:37

Ohtori Akio: Jul 15, 2022

raves are tacky sorry

# ? Sep 4, 2023 03:07

lumpentroll: Mar 4, 2020

Second Hand Meat Mouth posted:

I've wondered how many murders happen at Burning Man and similarly remote conventions.

It would be fairly simple in regards to loving with someone's drugs in a way that no one would notice until it was too late. They crash and don't wake up, stash them where it looks like they're sleeping, perfect murder.

The idle rich seem like they'd engage in that kind of thing.

No real reason.

hmmm

# ? Sep 4, 2023 03:08

Poppers: Jan 21, 2023

Ohtori Akio posted:

raves are tacky sorry

You literally pray to Jesus Christ

# ? Sep 4, 2023 03:09

Ohtori Akio: Jul 15, 2022

Poppers posted:

You literally pray to Jesus Christ

scared?

# ? Sep 4, 2023 03:10

Poppers: Jan 21, 2023

You go to gay rear end Steven Universe church where everyone has rainbow hair lol

# ? Sep 4, 2023 03:12

ThatBasqueGuy: Feb 14, 2013; someone introduce jojo to lazyb

getting kandi from Krystal my church sister as we grow in christ together

# ? Sep 4, 2023 03:14

Cuttlefush: Jan 15, 2014; gotta have my purp

Second Hand Meat Mouth posted:

I've wondered how many murders happen at Burning Man and similarly remote conventions.

It would be fairly simple in regards to loving with someone's drugs in a way that no one would notice until it was too late. They crash and don't wake up, stash them where it looks like they're sleeping, perfect murder.

The idle rich seem like they'd engage in that kind of thing.

No real reason.

# ? Sep 4, 2023 03:14

mark immune: Dec 14, 2019; put the teacher in the cope cage imo

Poppers posted:

You go to gay rear end Steven Universe church where everyone has rainbow hair lol

devastating

# ? Sep 4, 2023 03:14

Ohtori Akio: Jul 15, 2022

wrong. theyre insanely normal. as an episcopal you wouldnt have seen normality before

# ? Sep 4, 2023 03:14

speng31b: May 8, 2010

Second Hand Meat Mouth posted:

I've wondered how many murders happen at Burning Man and similarly remote conventions.

It would be fairly simple in regards to loving with someone's drugs in a way that no one would notice until it was too late. They crash and don't wake up, stash them where it looks like they're sleeping, perfect murder.

The idle rich seem like they'd engage in that kind of thing.

No real reason.

seems like you've given this some thought

# ? Sep 4, 2023 03:16

lumpentroll: Mar 4, 2020

speng31b posted:

seems like you've given this some thought

# ? Sep 4, 2023 03:18

Buck Wildman: Mar 30, 2010; I am Metango, Galactic Governor

Second Hand Meat Mouth posted:

I've wondered how many murders happen at Burning Man and similarly remote conventions.

It would be fairly simple in regards to loving with someone's drugs in a way that no one would notice until it was too late. They crash and don't wake up, stash them where it looks like they're sleeping, perfect murder.

The idle rich seem like they'd engage in that kind of thing.

No real reason.

I don't wanna go to burning man anymore

# ? Sep 4, 2023 03:20

Second Hand Meat Mouth: Sep 12, 2001

speng31b posted:

seems like you've given this some thought

do people actually die every year at burning man?

# ? Sep 4, 2023 03:23

Ohtori Akio: Jul 15, 2022

Second Hand Meat Mouth posted:

do people actually die every year at burning man?

its 70k people doing drugs and having gross sex in the desert itd be more surprising if they didnt

# ? Sep 4, 2023 03:25

FirstnameLastname: Jul 10, 2022

Second Hand Meat Mouth posted:

I've wondered how many murders happen at Burning Man and similarly remote conventions.

It would be fairly simple in regards to loving with someone's drugs in a way that no one would notice until it was too late. They crash and don't wake up, stash them where it looks like they're sleeping, perfect murder.

The idle rich seem like they'd engage in that kind of thing.

No real reason.

lol whose gonna leave their drugs out for someone to find at any festival or event
also whose gonna body someone somewhere they can't get rid of the body - why do you think billionaires all own seaworthy yachts

# ? Sep 4, 2023 03:29

Weka: May 5, 2019; That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

thetan_guy42 posted:

A local burn could be fun but on second thought probably infested with grimes-esque ppl

just go to a regular outdoor party that's not affiliated with these freaks

# ? Sep 4, 2023 03:35

mark immune: Dec 14, 2019; put the teacher in the cope cage imo

touch mud lol

# ? Sep 4, 2023 03:38

Lib and let die: Aug 26, 2004

mark immune posted:

touch mud lol

# ? Sep 4, 2023 03:38

Lib and let die: Aug 26, 2004

(actionable)

# ? Sep 4, 2023 03:40

Second Hand Meat Mouth: Sep 12, 2001

Ohtori Akio posted:

its 70k people doing drugs and having gross sex in the desert itd be more surprising if they didnt

yeah but I've failed to find any reports of deaths other than this year's electrocution but google sucks poo poo

# ? Sep 4, 2023 03:43

F Stop Fitzgerald: Dec 12, 2010

mark immune posted:

touch mud lol

lol

# ? Sep 4, 2023 03:45

ThatBasqueGuy: Feb 14, 2013; someone introduce jojo to lazyb

mark immune posted:

touch mud lol

# ? Sep 4, 2023 03:45

FirstnameLastname: Jul 10, 2022

mark immune posted:

touch mud lol

# ? Sep 4, 2023 03:45

Honky Mao: Dec 26, 2012

cant stop touching mud. think im going to die

# ? Sep 4, 2023 03:48

Ohtori Akio: Jul 15, 2022

Second Hand Meat Mouth posted:

yeah but I've failed to find any reports of deaths other than this year's electrocution but google sucks poo poo

im pretty sure they dont want to publish a table of deaths and sexual assaults conveniently arranged by year

# ? Sep 4, 2023 03:48

lumpentroll: Mar 4, 2020

mark immune posted:

touch mud lol

# ? Sep 4, 2023 03:51

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Shageletic posted:

The official site is very funny.

2023 Wet Playa Survival Guide

Trying to decide if "this adds to an already saturated playa" or "moving to Reno is the best chance for a good night's sleep" is better.

wonder what Hunter S Thompson would have made of this

# ? Sep 4, 2023 03:59

Cuttlefush: Jan 15, 2014; gotta have my purp

enemies

# ? Sep 4, 2023 04:00

FirstnameLastname: Jul 10, 2022

Second Hand Meat Mouth posted:

yeah but I've failed to find any reports of deaths other than this year's electrocution but google sucks poo poo

that makes sense actually

nobody would try to sell stuff laced with fent or PMEA or other death poo poo because a lot of people will only pay in head, like, u can't hustle there like at Coachella, and usually that's the only thing killing people at stuff like that

# ? Sep 4, 2023 04:01

Buck Wildman: Mar 30, 2010; I am Metango, Galactic Governor

playa con dios

# ? Sep 4, 2023 04:01

The Saucer Hovers: May 16, 2005

quagmire quagmire

# ? Sep 4, 2023 04:34

Feels Villeneuve: Oct 7, 2007; Setter is Better.

mark immune posted:

touch mud lol

# ? Sep 4, 2023 04:45

BoothBaberGinsburg: Jan 4, 2021

Buck Wildman posted:

playa con dios

# ? Sep 4, 2023 04:59

lumpentroll: Mar 4, 2020

Buck Wildman posted:

playa con dios

# ? Sep 4, 2023 05:00

Platystemon: Feb 13, 2012; BREADS

Second Hand Meat Mouth posted:

I've wondered how many murders happen at Burning Man and similarly remote conventions.

It would be fairly simple in regards to loving with someone's drugs in a way that no one would notice until it was too late. They crash and don't wake up, stash them where it looks like they're sleeping, perfect murder.

The idle rich seem like they'd engage in that kind of thing.

No real reason.

You�ve got to source your quotes.

Mods couldn�t even tell that this woman literally just flopped into the water, making ripples. Her hair is still mostly dry.

Hit Utz for being gross, sure, but a golden retriever could have gotten to the bottom of this �mystery�.

# ? Sep 4, 2023 05:05

dads friend steve: Dec 24, 2004

Second Hand Meat Mouth posted:

I've wondered how many murders happen at Burning Man and similarly remote conventions.

It would be fairly simple in regards to loving with someone's drugs in a way that no one would notice until it was too late. They crash and don't wake up, stash them where it looks like they're sleeping, perfect murder.

The idle rich seem like they'd engage in that kind of thing.

No real reason.

what about my post made u think of this?

# ? Sep 4, 2023 05:14

aw frig aw dang it: Jun 1, 2018

mark immune posted:

touch mud lol

Buck Wildman posted:

playa con dios

# ? Sep 4, 2023 05:23

Vox Nihili: May 28, 2008

Platystemon posted:

You’ve got to source your quotes.

Mods couldn’t even tell that this woman literally just flopped into the water, making ripples. Her hair is still mostly dry.

Hit Utz for being gross, sure, but a golden retriever could have gotten to the bottom of this “mystery”.

The cspam mods discussed it, his punishment was upheld for the gross poo poo he said, not the particular image he used for his implied necrophilia LARP

# ? Sep 4, 2023 05:28

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# ? May 29, 2024 16:37

thetan_guy42: Oct 15, 2016; murdera; Lipstick Apathy

pack it up burnailures hilary stays winning

# ? Sep 4, 2023 05:32

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