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Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.
Detective Comics presents: Pressed Ham

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Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

Gravitas Shortfall posted:

No, Moon Knight is Marvel

Pretty sure Marvel also has a Stingray. The difference is that nobody cares about Marvel's Stingray, not even Marvel.

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer

Gummy Joe posted:

Why limit yourself to times when you're by a window? DC sure didn't:



(Batman vol. 1 #256)

I like that in half of those Bruce doesn't just pick the first figure he sees/hears as his omen, he just decides to fight crime in the same locale, like "I saw a stingray so gently caress it I guess I'll just be Aquaman I guess"

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


"The Scorpion" would be a pretty cool alternate batman, tbh

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"
I like the owl

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

TwoPair posted:

I like that in half of those Bruce doesn't just pick the first figure he sees/hears as his omen, he just decides to fight crime in the same locale, like "I saw a stingray so gently caress it I guess I'll just be Aquaman I guess"

The Scorpion retires for another day, satisfied that his presence has protected the desert dwellers from desert crime.

Larryb
Oct 5, 2010

Gravitas Shortfall posted:

No, Moon Knight is Marvel

So is The Scorpion technically though that one's a villain

mercenarynuker
Sep 10, 2008

Grassy Knowles posted:

I like the owl

DC reinventing Nite Owl, which was already reinvented Batman

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?
Isn't there already an Owlman?

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

David D. Davidson posted:

Isn't there already an Owlman?

Yeah, he's the evil Batman-analogue from the Crime Syndicate.

Bruceski
Aug 21, 2007

The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

I know it's a pink shirt, but Bruce Wayne just wandering an art museum topless as you do.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



davidspackage posted:

The Scorpion retires for another day, satisfied that his presence has protected the desert dwellers from desert crime.

Does he ride back to his lair on a Frogmobile?

Upsidads
Jan 11, 2007
Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates


Captain Caveman is right there. Gosh

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.
Obviously Bruce is changing his mind about how to fight crime in each room of the gallery and there was a Vanessa Beecroft thing in the previous room.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Elissimpark posted:

Obviously Bruce is changing his mind about how to fight crime in each room of the gallery and there was a Vanessa Beecroft thing in the previous room.

The security guard's harsh rebuke still rings in his ears today from when young Bruce tried sneaking a snack in the Georgia O'Keeffe exhibit. "NO EATING!"

Odonata
Nov 5, 2009
Nap Ghost
Boy, those criminal types sure are superstitious, unlike rational, law abiding Bruce Wayne, the man who seeks meaning in the very movements of the beasts of the earth or the stars in heaven to determine the path of his destiny.

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice

Detective Comics #12 (1938)

Electric_Mud
May 31, 2011

>10 THRUST "ROBO_COX"
>20 GOTO 10

Lobok posted:

The security guard's harsh rebuke still rings in his ears today from when young Bruce tried sneaking a snack in the Georgia O'Keeffe exhibit. "NO EATING!"

:golfclap:

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

Lobok posted:

The security guard's harsh rebuke still rings in his ears today from when young Bruce tried sneaking a snack in the Georgia O'Keeffe exhibit. "NO EATING!"

Lol, took me a moment.

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice

Ghost Rider #10 (1991)
Mario fans on the Marvel payroll? In the early '90s?

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
is this a bit? it has to be a bit.

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.


Peacemaker Tries Hard is so good. From today's #5.

Forum accident
Jun 15, 2006

All hail Thor...the THUNDER GOD!

2099 Unlimited #4 (1994)


Amazing Adventures #15 (1972)


Captain Marvel #23 (2004)

(The last is an alternate future where Dr. Doom rules the world, of course)

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?

Forum accident posted:


Captain Marvel #23 (2004)

(The last is an alternate future where Dr. Doom rules the world, of course)

I assume the top 10 most hated people to ever exist in that universe are Reed Richards occupying nine spot and Hitler occupying one. With Guy Fieri just narrowly missing out at number 11.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
yeah, well, i remember both the council of reeds and that weird period of exiles where every universe had an evil fantastic four. not every reed richards is worse than hitler, but an alarming percentage are.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
The council of Reeds weren't evil until after most of them got blown up, they were just all dead beat dads

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Air Skwirl posted:

The council of Reeds weren't evil until after most of them got blown up, they were just all dead beat dads

A man with means being a deadbeat dad seems evil to me

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost
Planetary has a great take on an evil FF.

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

One More Fat Nerd posted:

Planetary has a great take on an evil FF.

Unfortunately Warren Ellis is a gross sex pest

but I agree wholeheartedly with your statement

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Grassy Knowles posted:

Unfortunately Warren Ellis is a gross sex pest

but I agree wholeheartedly with your statement

Yeah :smith:

Planetary is one of my favourite comics and it sucks that it's yet another creation of a creep

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice

Superboy #131 (1966)

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer

Darthemed posted:


Superboy #131 (1966)

Reminds me of these panels I posted a few years ago:






Scooby-Doo! Team-Up #36

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.
Jeez, when did G'nort pack on the pounds?

Forum accident
Jun 15, 2006

All hail Thor...the THUNDER GOD!

Marvel Team-Up #16 (1973)


More Fun Comics #73 (1941)


Painkiller Jane/Hellboy (1998)

Redeye Flight
Mar 26, 2010

God, I'm so tired. What the hell did I post last night?
Don't shittalk Chumbawamba in my presence, specter.

MadDogMike
Apr 9, 2008

Cute but fanged

TwoPair posted:

I like that in half of those Bruce doesn't just pick the first figure he sees/hears as his omen, he just decides to fight crime in the same locale, like "I saw a stingray so gently caress it I guess I'll just be Aquaman I guess"

I swear I remember one parody where he saw a woman outside the window and was like "of COURSE criminals are afraid of women!" and became WomanMan (with his sidekick Girl the Boy Wonder), can never track the thing down though.

YggiDee
Sep 12, 2007

WASP CREW
I've also seen that batman comic, so you aren't crazy.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

And for some reason it wasnt Bruce but it was Brainiac?

Synthbuttrange fucked around with this message at 08:25 on Sep 7, 2023

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
Just fyi, last time it got posted, some folks requested it not be posted again.

edit: thanks on their behalf for being cool about it!

davidspackage fucked around with this message at 17:50 on Sep 7, 2023

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Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice

Ghost Manor #59 (1981; reprints)

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