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Will Stereotype This poll is closed.
fall in love?	10	8.33%
have a transcendent life altering experience that elevates their consciousness to a higher state?	14	11.67%
take some cool photos?	7	5.83%
get jumped and sent to the hospital by furries?	32	26.67%
waste his time and money?	57	47.50%
Total:	120 votes

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BONGHITZ: Jan 1, 1970

still hoping Stereotype falls in love

# ? Sep 4, 2023 07:39

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# ? May 24, 2024 15:23

Vox Nihili: May 28, 2008

BONGHITZ posted:

still hoping Stereotype falls in love

I hope he has a child and does a no degrowth, tbqh

# ? Sep 4, 2023 07:40

Vox Nihili: May 28, 2008

I hope he has a loving family and a beautiful life and a raver wife

# ? Sep 4, 2023 07:49

Platystemon: Feb 13, 2012; BREADS

Stereotype should take a Hawai�ian vacation to relax.

# ? Sep 4, 2023 07:53

Poppers: Jan 21, 2023

Vox Nihili posted:

I hope he has a loving family and a beautiful life and a raver wife

Oh okay. Not that I would want any of those things but real cool of you to wish that for someone else. Not mad btw

# ? Sep 4, 2023 07:55

Ohtori Akio: Jul 15, 2022

theflyingexecutive posted:

p much never. one person died last year from some fucker's generator exhausting into their tent. I've heard 1-3 people have died this year from trying to run generators in standing water. I can't personally remember the last death from od. camps are stocked to the gills with narcan and the city has a very effective medical team.

anyways, spent the whole day tramping the mud to check that people were warm, dry, fed, and watered from our camp's extra provisions and brought two people who were stuck in the mud into my housing. we'll see how things have actually shaken out now that it's 50 degrees but it should be dry enough for people with two wheel drive to get out.

we're all taking care of each other here

you're taking care of their cock and balls and taint

# ? Sep 4, 2023 08:02

dads friend steve: Dec 24, 2004

the economic impact will be felt Tuesday as teams across SF and Silicon Valley push their start-of-sprint back a week to give people time to trickle back from the playa

# ? Sep 4, 2023 08:02

Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

theflyingexecutive posted:

we're all taking care of each other here

*gbs-ishly* did you have playa sex with their raver *ussy???

# ? Sep 4, 2023 08:34

Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

one of the morbidly curious things that always comes about from burnouts talking about like 'oh man we leave no trace and do widespread mutual aid and take care of each other' is how after their 5-day stint doing drugs in the desert, they immediately go back to their insurance adjuster or adtech google job to better figure out how to harvest and sell people's PI to the NSA while trying not to make eye contact with homeless guy and crossing the street when theres a black guy walking towards them

yeah sure easy to practice 'mutual aid' when its like 70k middle-upper class white people all on drugs for 5-days

it's completely performative

# ? Sep 4, 2023 08:39

Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

nordic socialism state ftmfw

# ? Sep 4, 2023 08:42

B33rChiller: Aug 18, 2011

Ohtori Akio posted:

how many cruise ships involve insanely high people trying to work with electrical equipment in a puddle. actually i think i can imagine

Replace insanely high with drunk, and there's a real good chance

# ? Sep 4, 2023 09:05

Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Platystemon posted:

The average person lives about thirty thousand days.

If you pick seventy thousand people at random out of the population, approximately two of them will happen to be on their last day.

loll this might be the worst statistic ive ever read on these forums

you're lucky Zodium died by huffing glue trying to fix the glaciers or else he'd go kamikaze on you

# ? Sep 4, 2023 09:07

lumpentroll: Mar 4, 2020

we�re all lucky Zodium died by huffing glue trying to fix the glaciers

# ? Sep 4, 2023 09:10

Platystemon: Feb 13, 2012; BREADS

Xaris posted:

loll this might be the worst statistic ive ever read on these forums

you're lucky Zodium died by huffing glue trying to fix the glaciers or else he'd go kamikaze on you

Whatever.

He�s probably a frequentist and jealous that he�s never come up with such a quick and elegant Fermi estimate.

# ? Sep 4, 2023 09:43

Homeless Friend: Jul 16, 2007

theflyingexecutive posted:

p much never. one person died last year from some fucker's generator exhausting into their tent.

lmfao just chilling in my tent filled with exhaust

# ? Sep 4, 2023 10:03

Votskomit: Jun 26, 2013

Vox Nihili posted:

I hope he has a loving family and a beautiful life and a raver wife

And you may find yourself lost in the orgy dome
And you may find yourself caked up in mud in the Nevada desert
And you may find yourself behind the porta potties in a large pool
And you may find yourself a beautiful life, with a raver wife
And you may ask yourself, "Well, how did I get here?"

Letting the days go by, let the water hold me down
Letting the days go by, water flowing underground
Into the blue again after the Burn is done
Once in a lifetime, water flowing underground

# ? Sep 4, 2023 10:21

smarxist: Jul 26, 2018; by Fluffdaddy

Homeless Friend posted:

lmfao just chilling in my tent filled with exhaust

someone probably put up a DIY "FUME TENT @_@" sign and people were staggering in there looking for a new roll

# ? Sep 4, 2023 10:25

Megamissen: Jul 19, 2022; any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

Xaris posted:

nordic socialism state ftmfw

dont worry we are stamping it out as fast as we can

# ? Sep 4, 2023 11:05

DaysBefore: Jan 24, 2019

Ohtori Akio posted:

wow that's rad. sounds like your brother is retarded. and it might be genetic

# ? Sep 4, 2023 11:11

tristeham: Jul 31, 2022

Ohtori Akio posted:

wow that's rad. sounds like your brother is retarded. and it might be genetic

Poppers posted:

You go to gay rear end Steven Universe church where everyone has rainbow hair lol

mark immune posted:

touch mud lol

Buck Wildman posted:

playa con dios

# ? Sep 4, 2023 12:26

tristeham: Jul 31, 2022

Platystemon posted:

The average person lives about thirty thousand days.

If you pick seventy thousand people at random out of the population, approximately two of them will happen to be on their last day.

lol you suck

# ? Sep 4, 2023 12:28

Pentecoastal Elites: Feb 27, 2007

trudging from tent to tent in the stinking mud, doing my best to ensure that every meta product manager has fresh water, a full belly, and empty balls. we're all taking care of each other here

# ? Sep 4, 2023 12:31

Testvan: Nov 10, 2003

elon and his brother are there

lol lmao

# ? Sep 4, 2023 12:40

webcams for christ: Nov 2, 2005

Testvan posted:

elon and his brother are there

lol lmao

a couple years ago I remember a colleague telling me about the NYE party that he attended, and while it sounded absolutely gharish, I politely smiled and nodded along, until he started talking about the celebs in attendance including Michael Bloomberg. the mask slipped and I couldn't hide my contempt. the colleague was baffled that not only was I unimpressed, I was revolted. he couldn't understand why I wouldn't want to be at the same party as Michael loving Bloomberg

anyway lol at living with the shame of attending the same event as both Musk brothers

fake edit: Berghain stay winning

# ? Sep 4, 2023 13:50

Lib and let die: Aug 26, 2004

I hope my CEO is stuck there

# ? Sep 4, 2023 14:05

speng31b: May 8, 2010

Platystemon posted:

You’ve got to source your quotes.

Mods couldn’t even tell that this woman literally just flopped into the water, making ripples. Her hair is still mostly dry.

In retrospect I should have made it more clear that it was nearly for certain not an actual dead person, it was more for the posts pretending that it might be and because I couldn't source the image using reverse GIS at the time so it might have been a photo someone personally took of a random stranger. All I had to go off was the super low view count imgur post. When the image source was found the next day I asked vyelkin to reduce it a little but it was still a hell of a weird post.

speng31b fucked around with this message at 14:10 on Sep 4, 2023

# ? Sep 4, 2023 14:06

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Raver wifey, raver lifey

# ? Sep 4, 2023 14:07

KirbyKhan: Mar 20, 2009; Soiled Meat

Feels Villeneuve posted:

gently caress YEAH! I'm screaming this poo poo 24/7 in the mud, gently caress you all that hate this game, this game is the best. Eat my poo poo, go to hell all you haters. 15 years of my life is nothing compared to 15 years of your lovely hate filled life of nothing but masturbating to leftist podcasters. gently caress you all, LF really did suck and you all are left sucking a giant dick and the cum is your lovely posts and you gobble like the homos you are. I'm going to the Nike Pavillion in like 5 hours. With me. Hell yeah, furry bounce house.

# ? Sep 4, 2023 14:25

Pentecoastal Elites: Feb 27, 2007

can't wait til stereotype makes a thread about getting spitroased by ted cruz staffers at the rnc and a bunch of psycho megathread superstars slither out of their fetid bogs to explain to us how actually its epic mutual aid

# ? Sep 4, 2023 15:22

Lib and let die: Aug 26, 2004

i actually worked the rnc one year when I was a voip nerd

# ? Sep 4, 2023 15:23

Cranappleberry: Jan 27, 2009

Feels Villeneuve posted:

gently caress YEAH! I'm screaming this poo poo 24/7 in the mud, gently caress you all that hate this game, this game is the best. Eat my poo poo, go to hell all you haters. 15 years of my life is nothing compared to 15 years of your lovely hate filled life of nothing but masturbating to leftist podcasters. gently caress you all, LF really did suck and you all are left sucking a giant dick and the cum is your lovely posts and you gobble like the homos you are. I'm going to the Nike Pavillion in like 5 hours. With me. Hell yeah, furry bounce house.

# ? Sep 4, 2023 15:25

Woke Mind Virus: Aug 22, 2005

Volunteers registered a record 5722 new voters at Burning Man and have pulled in more than 125k in donations amongst candidates such as Joe Biden and Tim Scott. Incredible!

# ? Sep 4, 2023 15:53