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Private Cumshoe posted:this is our thread for making fun of you! https://i.imgur.com/4IWYlkL.mp4
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Sep 1, 2023 01:55
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cumpantry posted:I am above you even if this post is not 
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Oh dear. Oh no this won't do at all. It seems I've gone and posted on a page headed by 3O and followed by two posters with "cum" in their name's. My reputation is in tatters but perhaps if I tell mother it was for charity I won't be entirely disinherited.
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We are upgrading the insulation in our attic tomorrow, we thought it would be nice to offer the workers some beverages but we didn't know what labors like to drink. We have bottled water, so we bought some Gatorade. We decided to get them one that is just blue and says Zero and a pink one that says "Fruit Punch". I honestly do not know what either of these are, are these appropriate beverages for doing labor?
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Three Olives posted:We are upgrading the insulation in our attic tomorrow, we thought it would be nice to offer the workers some beverages but we didn't know what labors like to drink. We have bottled water, so we bought some Gatorade. We decided to get them one that is just blue and says Zero and a pink one that says "Fruit Punch". I honestly do not know what either of these are, are these appropriate beverages for doing labor? how much does a gatorade cost? $10? I usually have my servents do the shopping.
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The serfs on my estate drink small beer by the gallon. It provides calories which I'm told sustains them in their labors.
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Sep 1, 2023 03:06
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stare into it as long as you please, contrary to the title i wont judge at all
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Sep 1, 2023 03:18
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I don't understand why more people do not have two dishwashers. I mean, they say it is excessive and not worth it, but what they are really saying is their quality of life doesn't have a value and I really feel sad for them. I mean, they first time you entertain you don't understand how you lived without them.
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Icochet posted:Instead of analingus how about we go to the opera? Why not stick a pineapple in your bunghole and get all the sounds of the opera (your own wailing and screaming) without having to get dressed and go out. Just a suggestion, to enact it would of course require your full consent.
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Sep 1, 2023 07:33
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Three Olives posted:I don't understand why more people do not have two dishwashers. I mean, they say it is excessive and not worth it, but what they are really saying is their quality of life doesn't have a value and I really feel sad for them. I mean, they first time you entertain you don't understand how you lived without them.
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Sep 1, 2023 07:49
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hello I am a forums moderator *gasses pencilhands thread that would have garnered many pages of posts* ah good ive saved gbs
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pencilhands posted:hello I am a forums moderator This, but unironically.
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pencilhands posted:hello I am a forums moderator *pisses into the hole*
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pencilhands posted:hello I am a forums moderator Wow, you'd better make a thread about it.  
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Three Olives posted:We are upgrading the insulation in our attic tomorrow, we thought it would be nice to offer the workers some beverages but we didn't know what labors like to drink. We have bottled water, so we bought some Gatorade. We decided to get them one that is just blue and says Zero and a pink one that says "Fruit Punch". I honestly do not know what either of these are, are these appropriate beverages for doing labor? Update: Despite them being offered drinks purchased specifically for them, they demurred, insisting that they had their own in their cooler. I noticed that one of them was drinking the pink drink apparently known as "Gatorade Fruit Punch" that we had purchased for them. I was honestly offended as we had purchased said beverages specifically for them, my husband said that perhaps they had been specifically instructed that offers of cold beverages might be something made as disingenuous offer that they had been told would have been offensive if they had accepted, like asking to use our bathroom or saying that we would be happy to vacuum up the mess they had left underneath our attic access. Our pest control worker accepted a small Sprite. He smelled of labor. Three Olives fucked around with this message at 02:47 on Sep 2, 2023 |
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I pity you if you listen to any music after 1835
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Sep 2, 2023 02:25
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redshirt posted:I pity you if you listen to any music after 1835
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Sep 2, 2023 02:43
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* Having to build a guest house to keep your on call orchestra
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Figures that you of all people isn't prepared. I expect nothing of you and yet you disappoint.
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Sep 2, 2023 20:00
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He said, sneering internetingly.
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Sep 2, 2023 20:48
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Wearing white after Labor Day????
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Sep 3, 2023 07:01
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Of course you'd care about that, you consumerist whore for fashion.
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Sep 3, 2023 11:32
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* consciously keeps elbows off the table the whole dinner
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Sep 3, 2023 17:28
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a shame you forgot to tuck the napkin into your shirt's collar
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Sep 4, 2023 12:39
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Hi it's me
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Sep 4, 2023 12:40
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There's like 3 different forks and spoons.
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Sep 4, 2023 12:46
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redshirt posted:There's like 3 different forks and spoons. Oh I'm sorry that in this house we don't shove raw food down our gullets as you filthy troglodyte were obviously raised to. Now sit there and look properly chastened.
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Sep 4, 2023 17:00
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uh, you still eat food? *sips soylent smugly*
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Sep 4, 2023 17:19
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Real talk: I remember the moment where I was at my girlfriend's place for a fancy dinner and I had barely ever eaten at a table prior
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Sep 4, 2023 17:25
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Mozi posted:uh, you still eat food? *sips soylent smugly* lol. LOL. soylent. ok soyboy, why dont you let me know when your grip's strong enough to lift up a HUELL
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Me: *Typing furiously on the phone.* Husband: "Oh, I'm sorry, I was cold, I turned the air up to 70." Me: "Wait, what? I'm making labels for fruit..." 
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Sep 5, 2023 04:26
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Have you considered replacing your shelf of Diet Cokes with exotic meats?
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Sep 5, 2023 04:31
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redshirt posted:Real talk: I remember the moment where I was at my girlfriend's place for a fancy dinner and I had barely ever eaten at a table prior Surely even a trailer has a table? My treehouse had a table.
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Sep 5, 2023 04:44
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tables? who won the lottery?
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Sep 5, 2023 05:04
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You people are getting absolutely pwned by Three Olives ITT. I mean, I don't expect a lot from most of you, but step up your game. 
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Sep 5, 2023 07:37
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Sweet Baby Ray's? You must not really like barbecue
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Sep 5, 2023 07:47
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Do you even know how to make your own Skyr? It's easier than ever to import Icelandic dairy wholesale
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Sep 6, 2023 20:20
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Oh here come the new guys, like anyone authentic and sophisticated even cares what they think. Go back to Twitter spotty!
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I post on Something Awful
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