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My Dad Nintendo
Oct 7, 2005

-If you leave your car running in a parking space I immediately write you off as a worthless person. This is such a rotten brain move
-Oblivious in-the-way people with a shopping cart. Just your average moron
-If you're the type of guy that has to chirp about people sitting during the national anthem, I know you're insecure as well as innapropiately entitled

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The Bramble
Mar 16, 2004

It’s elitist, moron

The Bramble
Mar 16, 2004

Good job getting your money’s worth at the state school you attended!

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Everything is beneath me.

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Why yes I am a somethingawful.com poster

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
I make my own slave free kombucha

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
gently caress you and die. You don't have as much money as me.
Even if you do you don't use it in the right way

Richard Cabeza
Mar 1, 2005

What a dickhead...
Why do I even bother posting on this dead, gay forums?

Not like you morons can read, amirite?

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
Time to make a topic !

Three Olives

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Richard Cabeza posted:

Why do I even bother posting on this dead, gay forums?

Not like you morons can read, amirite?

what loser would do a stupid thing like that?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
probably a poor person

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

Gonna tell someone where and when they can use ketchup.

istewart
Apr 13, 2005

Still contemplating why I didn't register here under a clever pseudonym

I judge all those hapless fools who spell "judgmental" wrong.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

istewart posted:

I judge all those hapless fools who spell "judgmental" wrong.

what kind of loser poor person would read a dictionary.
Not one with a butler, can tell you that for sure

nice obelisk idiot
May 18, 2023

funerary linens looking like dishrags

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

gently caress you and die. You don't have as much money as me.
Even if you do you don't use it in the right way
"Money" is such an upstart nouveau riche affectation. When I require some vehicle of exchange with the world outside of my estates, I simply request that my trained simpleton (formerly of Goldman-Sachs) handle matters by allowing some small portion of my demesne and mineral rights to be squabbled over by petty, grubbing town-men and their bonded servants. In any case, such an event is rare, as my tenant farmers (calling them peasants is apparently frowned upon) and artisans provide for most needs.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
If you're sliding into first and you feel something burst

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
Sorry, I don't do this misery farming, feel good by taking others down thing.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
When your sitting on the commode and your butt starts to explode

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

nice obelisk idiot posted:

"Money" is such an upstart nouveau riche affectation. When I require some vehicle of exchange with the world outside of my estates, I simply request that my trained simpleton (formerly of Goldman-Sachs) handle matters by allowing some small portion of my demesne and mineral rights to be squabbled over by petty, grubbing town-men and their bonded servants. In any case, such an event is rare, as my tenant farmers (calling them peasants is apparently frowned upon) and artisans provide for most needs.

Jesus Christ! are you ok? Do you need help?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Zeluth posted:

When your sitting on the commode and your butt starts to explode

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5cljhEpC7s

Neo_Crimson
Aug 15, 2011

"Is that your final dandy?"

Toxic Mental posted:

Why yes I am a somethingawful.com poster

My Dad Nintendo
Oct 7, 2005

The Bramble posted:

It’s elitist, moron

Welp, I gotta abandon thread after that one!

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





My trust fund is bigger than yours. :smug:

nice obelisk idiot
May 18, 2023

funerary linens looking like dishrags

Sophy Wackles posted:

My trust fund is bigger than yours. :smug:
My one year old has a bigger trust fund than yours, and is already on the board at Ford by merit alone. Call it superior genes.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

nice obelisk idiot posted:

My one year old has a bigger trust fund than yours, and is already on the board at Ford by merit alone. Call it superior genes.

my trust fund has nothing to do with merit

81923_3
Aug 20, 2023
I like crackers and snacks

WILDTURKEY101
Mar 7, 2005

Look to your left. Look to your right. Only one of you is going to pass this course.
no thats cool, you do you, I just don't eat that kind of stuff

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

WILDTURKEY101 posted:

no thats cool, you do you, I just don't eat that kind of stuff

know what you mean, I like to eat apples and bananas

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT
I noticed you have Yerba Mate in your kitchen. Well, my Yerba is just fine by itself. :agesilaus:

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
Imagine only being able to be elitist in a designated thread lol. I'm always elite, and everyone think I'm judgemental, but that's only because I make the right judgements.

Did I mention my toaster has a touch screen?

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Why do you know what your toaster looks like?

Did you have to follow your manservant into the kitchen to berate him without causing a fuss in front of the guests or something?

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I have a film degree and that means I can poo poo all over any movie/show you like and tell you how it is bad and you are bad for liking it :frogc00l:

Beartaco
Apr 10, 2007

by sebmojo

Nooner posted:

I have a film degree and that means I can poo poo all over any movie/show you like and tell you how it is bad and you are bad for liking it :frogc00l:

Nothing put to film is of any artistic merit.

There are exactly 3 mediums of any value; books, stage productions and videogames.

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
I’m actually condescending and elitist, op, but bless your heart for trying despite yourself.

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
This is the best post you will ever read. Your welcome

emSparkly
Nov 21, 2022

I'm open to interpretation!
I run GNU/Linux from scratch (yes it is called GNU/Linux ackshually) with openRC as my init system. I read webpages in plaintext thru nano after downloading them with wget (no need for those pesky anti-freedom browsers) and I use Emacs for everything else.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Toxic Mental posted:

Why yes I am a somethingawful.com poster

I also run Linux.

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

CaptainSarcastic posted:

I also run Linux.

:hmmyes: The REAL operating system. I too enjoy Ron Paul! rLOVEution!!

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
I'd like to see how your distro withstands a thorough marxist analysis

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CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



I assure you my distro is the elitest there is. :smug:

Although I still judge it harshly for being inadequately Marxist.

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