NFC North 2023: Inappropriately courting Cousins is just what you do in Georgia

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Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Many are saying this Brisker.

# ? Sep 5, 2023 18:04

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# ? May 28, 2024 02:34

HootTheOwl: May 13, 2012; Hootin and shootin

MJeff posted:

"His accuracy drops sharply when pressured" is still such an incredibly funny thing to say about a QB you're trying to talk up.

Are there any who get better?

# ? Sep 5, 2023 18:05

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Mahomes lol. Rodgers I believe.

# ? Sep 5, 2023 18:05

HootTheOwl: May 13, 2012; Hootin and shootin

Timby posted:

I think the double doink broke Nagy.

It is exactly what happened.

# ? Sep 5, 2023 18:06

trevorreznik: Apr 22, 2023

The Mahomes shortstop throw into the guy's facemask is what I instantly thought of. I think a bunch of the greats have their accuracy numbers go up when blitzed, but I'm struggling to find accuracy when pressured. Any idea where to look?

# ? Sep 5, 2023 18:09

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

https://twitter.com/kfishbain/status/1699104274653798556

NOOOO BAGENTMANIA IS BEING SILENCED

# ? Sep 5, 2023 18:37

HootTheOwl: May 13, 2012; Hootin and shootin

gently caress Yeah Eddie Jackson KR4!

# ? Sep 5, 2023 18:59

Bip Roberts: Mar 29, 2005

HootTheOwl posted:

Are there any who get better?

The mechanism for getting better is pretty straightforward if you can ID the blitz and find the open guy. QB who get more accurate when a 3 man rush pancakes the oline is rarer.

# ? Sep 5, 2023 19:04

Forrest on Fire: Nov 23, 2012

Dexo posted:

https://twitter.com/kfishbain/status/1699104274653798556

NOOOO BAGENTMANIA IS BEING SILENCED

The backup QB is the clipboard guy. That's what Peterman was born for. Bagent is sitting in the reserve role, like an elite closer, keeping his arm fresh and ready to get this QB controversy 'a startin'

# ? Sep 5, 2023 19:21

CharlestheHammer: Jun 26, 2011; YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Dexo posted:

Mahomes lol. Rodgers I believe.

Eh one of the reasons the Packers lost that game to the Bucs is because the Bucs spend the entire game in the Packers backfield

# ? Sep 5, 2023 19:48

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

CharlestheHammer posted:

Eh one of the reasons the Packers lost that game to the Bucs is because the Bucs spend the entire game in the Packers backfield

oh like obviously if they are getting home and no one is able to quickly beat 1v1 coverage they yeah you just get hosed.

# ? Sep 5, 2023 19:49

ZombieCrew: Apr 1, 2019

Dexo posted:

Like this man loves designing and calling plays so much he hangs up his playcall sheets on his walls after every year.

And this motherfucker had to watch Mitch Trubisky suck poo poo at playing football, while cutting off his own nuts and playing boring run run pass offense from Bill Lazor who's not good, but at least realizes "this dude sucks, I guess we loving have to play boring predictable protect the bad QB idiot ball"

Not like caping for Nagy here as that's the job when you are the Head Coach, tell your GM he hosed up on the QB and to draft another one, once you realize this. Or you go out and do whatever you can to maximize and win with the poo poo you've been given

This reminds of some the people ive trained over the years. They seem like they get it. They acknowlodge what youve said and nodded along with what you are visually showing them step by step. Then they just immediatly gently caress it all up repeatedly. Then you realize those eyes that were watching you are dead. Nothin behind them. But you're stuck with them because your boss hired them.

# ? Sep 5, 2023 19:51

Niwrad: Jul 1, 2008

What's the new rule with QBs? Do you get to dress 3 even if one is on the practice squad?

# ? Sep 5, 2023 20:06

Acebuckeye13: Nov 2, 2010; Ultra Carp

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1699129670908669986?t=W2Y7r_slvFanBzNy_2zYEg&s=19

Boy the Lions getting to play the Chiefs without their top defensive player and non-Mahomes offensive player would be a hell of a lucky break.

# ? Sep 5, 2023 20:06

MacheteZombie: Feb 4, 2007

Lions still have to play against the refs

# ? Sep 5, 2023 20:08

Danny LaFever: Dec 29, 2008; Grimey Drawer

Just think of how awful the SOL fanbase will be if they lose.

# ? Sep 5, 2023 20:10

Dr. Lunchables: Dec 27, 2012; IRL DEBUFFED KOBOLD

It would be silly to expect a win here, but Facebook is still gonna break down over it.

# ? Sep 5, 2023 20:11

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Niwrad posted:

What's the new rule with QBs? Do you get to dress 3 even if one is on the practice squad?

The Third QB has to be on the actual Roster, doesn't need to be gameday active, but still on the 55 or whatever number.

# ? Sep 5, 2023 20:13

Acebuckeye13: Nov 2, 2010; Ultra Carp

Danny LaFever posted:

Just think of how awful the SOL fanbase will be if they lose.

They're always awful, best not to give them any thought.

# ? Sep 5, 2023 20:40

CharlestheHammer: Jun 26, 2011; YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Dexo posted:

oh like obviously if they are getting home and no one is able to quickly beat 1v1 coverage they yeah you just get hosed.

It doesn�t help that one of the criticisms of late career Rodgers is he doesn�t like taking risks so will eat a sack instead of making a risky throw

# ? Sep 5, 2023 21:08

Bumhead: Sep 26, 2022

Acebuckeye13 posted:

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1699129670908669986?t=W2Y7r_slvFanBzNy_2zYEg&s=19

Boy the Lions getting to play the Chiefs without their top defensive player and non-Mahomes offensive player would be a hell of a lucky break.

All set for whoever the Chiefs WR5 is to put up 240 yards and 3 TD�s as Mahomes drops a 40 burger.

# ? Sep 5, 2023 21:22

surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

Dr. Lunchables posted:

It would be silly to expect a win here, but Facebook is still gonna break down over it.

I dunno, the analysts I follow on Twitter seem like they think it's at least 50/50 but probably favoring the Lions with no Kelce or Jones.

# ? Sep 5, 2023 23:35

Danny LaFever: Dec 29, 2008; Grimey Drawer

Predicting week 1 winners is a fools errand

# ? Sep 5, 2023 23:47

HootTheOwl: May 13, 2012; Hootin and shootin

Danny LaFever posted:

Predicting week 1 winners is a fools errand

Correct.
Da bears.

# ? Sep 6, 2023 00:16

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; =^�⩊�^=

Danny LaFever posted:

Predicting week 1 winners is a fools errand

I took this strategy to Vegas once, putting $20 on every single underdog's money line on the first Sunday of the NFL season. I ended up winning $28 total. It was the year that the Bears beat Atlanta, which I'm pretty sure won me nearly $60 alone. I remember Browns/Bengals hitting pretty well too. I got paid $28 to sit in Caesar's Palace's sportsbook and get free drinks and watch football all day. Would recommend.

# ? Sep 6, 2023 00:23

SirPablo: May 1, 2004; Pillbug

NFCN Survivors League.

I'll be a Homer and take MN.

# ? Sep 6, 2023 00:27

HootTheOwl: May 13, 2012; Hootin and shootin

SirPablo posted:

NFCN Survivors League.

I'll be a Homer and take MN.

Wow, the whole thread was eliminated week one!
Ok, double or nothing on the NFC South starting week two.

# ? Sep 6, 2023 00:28

Niwrad: Jul 1, 2008

Dexo posted:

The Third QB has to be on the actual Roster, doesn't need to be gameday active, but still on the 55 or whatever number.

Looks like none of the QBs are on the practice squad. So it seems like they might suit up 3?

# ? Sep 6, 2023 00:57

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Niwrad posted:

Looks like none of the QBs are on the practice squad. So it seems like they might suit up 3?

Define suit up.

NFL Rosters are 55.

The Game Day Roster is 48.

Those 7 players aren't suited up really, but are around(well barring some circumstances). Except now, if you have a third QB as one of those 7 they can come in the game if your other 2 QB's die

# ? Sep 6, 2023 01:18

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Danny LaFever posted:

Predicting week 1 winners is a fools errand

You know who the week 1 winners will be?

Us, the NFL fans. :thumbsup:

# ? Sep 6, 2023 01:38

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MJeff posted:

You know who the week 1 winners will be?

Us, the NFL fans.

That's exactly right.

# ? Sep 6, 2023 02:08

Danny LaFever: Dec 29, 2008; Grimey Drawer

HootTheOwl posted:

Correct.
Da bears.

# ? Sep 6, 2023 02:28

SirPablo: May 1, 2004; Pillbug

If Bears and Packers tie that is a double loss.

# ? Sep 6, 2023 02:31

MediaPlayerClassic: Aug 24, 2012

Aw, dang it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQqZwO-vFPo

# ? Sep 6, 2023 03:46

Bip Roberts: Mar 29, 2005

SEX
BOAT
MOTHER
FUCKER

# ? Sep 6, 2023 04:44

SirPablo: May 1, 2004; Pillbug

Straight cash homie.

# ? Sep 6, 2023 04:46

Abugadu: Jul 12, 2004; 1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.

29:00-34:00 for the good stuff

# ? Sep 6, 2023 05:00

SirPablo: May 1, 2004; Pillbug

I have PTSD

# ? Sep 6, 2023 05:33

Bip Roberts: Mar 29, 2005

Goddamn reliving that nfc championship game feels great

# ? Sep 6, 2023 05:39

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# ? May 28, 2024 02:34

Darth Brooks: Jan 15, 2005; I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

Man. Consistently good when they have no right to be and consistently heartbreaking when they have no right to be.

# ? Sep 6, 2023 05:56

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