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Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Reminded of the elevator scene from The Shining.

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petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

My FIL was a first generation immigrant from Italy who fought in the Pacific and his boat sank, he survived to return to the US, studied law on the veterans plan, and practiced as a lawyer for the government for the rest of his days. One hell of an eventful life. Also, very Italian.

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Virgil Vox posted:

do you rly wanna live forever?

This was a thing to me way back when:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1TcDHrkQYg

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


look out here come my posts

Greg Legg
Oct 6, 2004

Terrifying. drat

mexi
Mar 17, 2003

Time to call it a night.

i really love these vids because it’s like getting new master shake content

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug

Buddykins posted:

gently caress you

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

ArmZ posted:

look out here come my posts

Harton
Jun 13, 2001

Qurnah posted:

people were rawdogging in the 80s make no mistake

people have always been raw dogging.

I’ve probably used a condom once in my life for like 19 seconds.

Harton
Jun 13, 2001

like gently caress this thing

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

trump

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


:wth:

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Harton posted:

like gently caress this thing

lol

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


just visiting . nbd

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

I can’t believe some of you were happy the carcereal state put a guy away for 22 years

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

wow thanks barstool sports!

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

pretty sure they still do public tours, maybe he was a curious citizen

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

plane posting

I learned from the video my seatmate is watching that Jake Gyllenhaal wrote a children's book

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

actionjackson posted:

plane posting

I learned from the video my seatmate is watching that Jake Gyllenhaal wrote a children's book

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

sorry to hear about your cancer diagnosis, but the cancer clinic is out of network... we do provide coverage for uncleogists in your area however

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Lux Anima posted:

lmao imagine being so rich and hosed in the head you have to pay doctors money to handle your junk and make comments on it in a spreadsheet, and then (this is key) telling everyone about it

Feeling pretty bad for his blood boy son. What dad, my blood wasn't good enough for your weird dick?

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."
*posting about my dick and blood on the internet* I learned it from you, dad!!

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Remember when people in this thread were pretending that they liked Steely Dan and Columbo? WIld times

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


petit choux posted:

My FIL was a first generation immigrant from Italy who fought in the Pacific and his boat sank, he survived to return to the US, studied law on the veterans plan, and practiced as a lawyer for the government for the rest of his days. One hell of an eventful life. Also, very Italian.

my condolences

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


RealityWarCriminal posted:

dogshit posting overnight. very sad.

Nite Crew's been having a rough year

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Do you think if somebody had diarrhea early on in the flight 9/11 could have been prevented?

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

a.lo posted:

Do you think if somebody had diarrhea early on in the flight 9/11 could have been prevented?

They used to air this lost episode of Seven Days on Showtime

goth smoking cloves
Feb 28, 2011

a.lo posted:

Do you think if somebody had diarrhea early on in the flight 9/11 could have been prevented?

Yes

Dog Faced JoJo
Oct 15, 2004

Woof Woof

a.lo posted:

Do you think if somebody had diarrhea early on in the flight 9/11 could have been prevented?

Why do you think Mohammed Atta had a carry on full of Immodium

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

a.lo posted:

Do you think if somebody had diarrhea early on in the flight 9/11 could have been prevented?

Rudy Guiliani could have prevented 9/11 with his alcoholic loose poops

goth smoking cloves
Feb 28, 2011

I could have saved america


Butt I didn't

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

goth smoking cloves posted:

I could have saved america


Butt I didn't

Shut the gently caress up

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys
I am gonna give a.lo a wedgie and a noogie and a swirlie

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



bebop esq posted:

I am gonna give a.lo a wedgie and a noogie and a swirlie

I'm gonna give a.lo the n-word, folks. They keep telling me I can't say the n-word, but I'm going to give it to them anyways!

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

Zeriel posted:

My grandpa was loaded up and waiting by the runway to go to Vietnam. At the end of the day they told everyone to go back to the barracks. He drove a truck stateside the rest of the war.

lol my grandpa was also a truck driver and a mechanic (which he did after the war too, and died at 37 in like 1960). grandma was also a truck driver, then a secretary in the pentagon

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

a.lo posted:

Shut the gently caress up

a.lo what do you think about Harton's latest challenge to your Trump thread

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

the guy next me has had two chardonnays, and declined the meal.

it's a 7:15 am flight

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

actionjackson posted:

the guy next me has had two chardonnays, and declined the meal.

it's a 7:15 am flight

order one yourself and give it to him

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



actionjackson posted:

the guy next me has had two chardonnays, and declined the meal.

it's a 7:15 am flight

Depending on the flight length this is the correct choice

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Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

actionjackson posted:

the guy next me has had two chardonnays, and declined the meal.

it's a 7:15 am flight

it's 11:24 you should sue them for being so late

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