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Y’know I don’t think the neo-nazis doing an e-tiki torch march are going to care all that much about fashion week, Linda
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mobby_6kl posted:He heard of Deus Ex at least once He thinks the Deus Ex series started 2011.
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PenguinKnight posted:Y’know I don’t think the neo-nazis doing an e-tiki torch march are going to care all that much about fashion week, Linda Elon takes care of that part of the customer base, Linda takes care of the normies. Everybody wins when a dream team like Linda and Elon are in control!
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Sep 6, 2023 15:21
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holtemon posted:If my net worth was over 200 billion dollars I'd have every hobby lol Id buy every Millennium Falcon
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Sep 6, 2023 15:23
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ben shapino posted:Yeah you say his elden ring build is one of the worst you've ever seen but Elon loves the challenge. He's built different. can someone post the musk body suit mech pic. (the one where a tiny musk is controlling the lumpy white swim suit ) thansk in advance.
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Sep 6, 2023 15:23
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Dapper_Swindler posted:does musk have hobbies? he was briefly into fast cars
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Sep 6, 2023 15:26
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Maybe constantly blaming the Jews is his way to try rile Zuckerberg into getting involving in his stupid fight talk again, so he can go back to pretending to have the upper body strength to complete a standing press. Or maybe he's a white South African.
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Sep 6, 2023 15:33
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I love the "VIDEOS ARE UP 480%" metric. Like yes, nobody watched videos on Twitter before Elon, but now four of his most devoted sycophants do. It's like "most unregretted user seconds" bullshit.
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E the Shaggy posted:I love the "VIDEOS ARE UP 480%" metric. Like yes, nobody watched videos on Twitter before Elon, but now four of his most devoted sycophants do. It's like "most unregretted user seconds" bullshit. Didn't they also take all the guard rails off of twipostxing videos? I'd imagine consecutive user video engagement milliseconds are higher now that people are posting entire movie-length videos and there's literally nothing else to look at because it's all chud grievance and digital goose stepping now.
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Sep 6, 2023 15:51
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gschmidl posted:Only if taking drugs is a hobby. Taking drugs and logging the effects is a hobby, just taking them is entertainment / recreation.
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Sep 6, 2023 15:51
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I hear Elon is actually what's called a 'meme lord'. Confirm/Deny?
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Sep 6, 2023 15:55
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Copyright movie views up 583% Brand impersonations up 296% CSAM up 253%
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kazil posted:LindaBot is quickly becoming a favorite character Expecting her at one point to tell everyone that she's filing for a divorce, but that X is the best place to be for lawyers, they charge 228% less if you reach out to them via DM.
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Sep 6, 2023 16:00
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Thinking about sport. Where can I go for sport?
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Sep 6, 2023 16:14
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Murdstone posted:Thinking about sport. Where can I go for sport? The rectangle of grass with white paint
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Tarkus posted:I hear Elon is actually what's called a 'meme lord'. Confirm/Deny? Meme serf
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Sep 6, 2023 16:17
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Elon's hobby is engineer. He thinks bosses are dumb, HR is evil, and interns are foreign. He no longer wears a curled up tie.
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Durzel posted:Does anyone know if she's always been like this? She's an ad exec so yeah probably
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Durzel posted:Does anyone know if she's always been like this? It all seems so very desperate, like her every waking thought has to be expressed through the lens of X and percentages that mean nothing and don't resonate with anyone (even X, or Elon, and I suspect even her), even if you could take them at face value since there's no means of verifying them anyway. I see you have not had much exposure to c-suite level people who never speak in tangibles but only in bullshit and easily padded stats
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Sep 6, 2023 16:26
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yacc rules. just sitting around collecting a fat paycheck and occasionally hitting tweet (or x? but the x that means send, not close) on a pre drafted pr post. id do the same thing if i were lucky enough to ever be paid ceo money
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rotinaj posted:I see you have not had much exposure to c-suite level people who never speak in tangibles but only in bullshit and easily padded stats 
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Sep 6, 2023 16:41
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Love of Linda Mom Tweets is up 379%
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Sep 6, 2023 16:46
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The Yacc twixposxsts imply that there is a cush assistant job in her office whose only real work is making a spreadsheet of these meaningless statistics to email to her every day so she can twixposxst about them
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Sep 6, 2023 16:50
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Durzel posted:Expecting her at one point to tell everyone that she's filing for a divorce, but that X is the best place to be for lawyers, they charge 228% less if you reach out to them via DM. I'm expecting her to be found barely surviving in a jungle, four weeks after a plane crash, her account having tweeted two empty platitudes a day during the same period.
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holtemon posted:Searching for the Zuck now does come back with a lot of MMA stuff so he's got a point there Zuck bringing up MMA stuff is literally Elon's doing, and that's the dumbest part of it  He literally made it internet gossip when he issued that stupid challenge because the first thing everyone did was go "wait, Zuckerberg does MMA?" e; like god it doesn't need to be restated but it really says how incredibly loving stupid Musk is and his followers are that they don't understand how basic search engine stuff works, and how it prioritizes recency for the results it serves up to you
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Sep 6, 2023 16:58
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goatface posted:I'm expecting her to be found barely surviving in a jungle, four weeks after a plane crash, her account having tweeted two empty platitudes a day during the same period.
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Durzel posted:Does anyone know if she's always been like this? It all seems so very desperate, like her every waking thought has to be expressed through the lens of X and percentages that mean nothing and don't resonate with anyone (even X, or Elon, and I suspect even her), even if you could take them at face value since there's no means of verifying them anyway. Unless we are missing a massive amount of work behind the scenes, she seems to be producing a very minimal amount of publicity. She seems to be doing even what I would consider a bare minimum of C-suite "work". She is being paid millions to attend some meetings, barely tweet, and be a pretend CEO so Elon can say on paper that is isn't running the company.
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Sep 6, 2023 17:07
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Posting about X on X is actually generating lots of publicity for X, the everything app
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Sep 6, 2023 17:15
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X you should get up with plenty of time to make practice tomorrow #twitter
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ishikabibble posted:they don't understand how basic search engine stuff works, and how it prioritizes recency for the results it serves up to you
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Elon wanted to change the venue to Zuck's backyard so he wouldn't get his rear end kicked in public and if it's not recorded, he can claim he won or it was a good fight. Barring that, he can claim they were just doing light sparring and he didn't go all out on purpose.
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Sep 6, 2023 17:27
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The worst position a narcissist can be placed is any place where they can be held accountable.
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* bursts through the thread-wall, spilling Budweiser every where * DID SOMEBODY SAY SPORTS???
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Sep 6, 2023 17:53
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No, I said "spurts".
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kru posted:* bursts through the thread-wall, spilling Budweiser every where * We call that a "Yacc Attack" 'round these parts 
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lushka16 posted:Elon's hobby is engineer. He thinks bosses are dumb, HR is evil, and interns are foreign. He no longer wears a curled up tie. Have you ever seen Ol' Musky and Scott Adams in the same place at the same time? I mean, I haven't, because I don't go to Klan rallies or slave auctions, but has anyone else?
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kru posted:* bursts through the thread-wall, spilling Budweiser every where * I said sports!
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Has goofy played more sports than mario? I feel it'd be a close call if you include mario party and mario and sonic at the olympics.
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I can't believe the Jews made my company lose $40 billion in value
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