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bebaloorpabopalo posted:things are getting worse out there it is... loving weird to make up this much fanfic about real people.
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I like how the Elite are either idiot moron doofuses or brilliant long term strategists depending on who they’re interacting with. They’ve been carefully planning to fleece Tony Khan for YEARS and have built up an inner circle of wrestlers and non-wrestlers but also they’re dumb bozo jerks who offended CM Punk with their childlike antics.
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e: quoted the wrong tweet by accident, and anyway, that probably wasn't even a bad tweet lmao
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Sep 6, 2023 11:51
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Cornette taught us the best thing to do with the Boogeyman is laugh at him.
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megha politicking her way into the top guy slot on collision
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The truly absurd part of this is that Megha Parekh is a senior executive for an NFL team. She does the AEW head of legal thing basically as a paid favour. There isn't a world where she cares about any of the backstage politics unless it gets in the way.
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Lamuella posted:The truly absurd part of this is that Megha Parekh is a senior executive for an NFL team. She does the AEW head of legal thing basically as a paid favour. There isn't a world where she cares about any of the backstage politics unless it gets in the way. But but 
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The unhinged fanfic makes Megha Parekh sound cool as hell.
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I've referred to her as the consigliere before which also sounds much cooler than what her job actually is, probably.
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Wait, do they think Tony and Megha are siblings?
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RocknRollaAyatollah posted:Wait, do they think Tony and Megha are siblings? No they think she and the Elite are going to scam the Khan fortune from Tony. Also Megha isn't doing AEW legal work as a favor, she's either #2 or #3 in the company.
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Megha's going to marry TK (the Elite will be his groomsmen) and then she'll slip poison into his champagne on the wedding night and inherit AEW.
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Due to being an Asian, Megha knows that Tony will get his dad's money, and is scamming him.
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Sep 6, 2023 15:05
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Was very excited to see that my favorite Xer on X Dot Com had also found that tweet. https://twitter.com/WrestlingIsKing/status/1699382016033140885
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Sep 6, 2023 15:29
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Love that a guy who hasn’t been meaningfully employed by a wrestling promotion in the office for over a decade is apparently someone you don’t want to cross in the wrestling business.
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Lead Pipe Cinch posted:Love that a guy who hasn’t been meaningfully employed by a wrestling promotion in the office for over a decade is apparently someone you don’t want to cross in the wrestling business. Especially since everyone from Santino to Vince Russo has gone up against Jim Cornette and won. Russo twice telling companies "it's him or me" and them choosing Russo.
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Lead Pipe Cinch posted:Love that a guy who hasn’t been meaningfully employed by a wrestling promotion in the office for over a decade is apparently someone you don’t want to cross in the wrestling business. Hey, he'd stick a horse shoe in that tennis racket!
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if you believe the EVPs are fleecing TK, if you believe women are...uh, sleeping their way up to bigger paydays good lord Punk you're bad at this, my man. Learn a thing or two about seduction
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SatansOnion posted:it is a bit of a shame that we'll never hear CM Punk tearing up the rant room while controlling his narrative Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness’s 30th anniversary is just around the corner.
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Lead Pipe Cinch posted:Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness’s 30th anniversary is just around the corner. Suspiciously contacting Living Colour to open for them.
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I, like Tony Khan, am also from the patriarchal South Asian society of Illinois lmao these people have mashed potatoes for brains
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A Fancy Hat posted:I like how the Elite are either idiot moron doofuses or brilliant long term strategists depending on who they’re interacting with. Absolutely none of them have been able to come up with a unified theory of This Is All the Elite's Fault that is even internally consistent, much less consistent with all the other ones.
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I have a feeling it'd be rather challenging to get CM Punk to go on Gutfeld every week, Billy
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Lead Pipe Cinch posted:Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness’s 30th anniversary is just around the corner. heck, 2023 is Siamese Dream's 30th anniversary. Billy should immediately put on a giant world tour where he plays through Siamese Dream and follows that up with a set picked from Pisces Iscariot, like Starla and Obscured and all that. It worked for the Pixies and Weezer, after all.
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Venomous posted:heck, 2023 is Siamese Dream's 30th anniversary. Billy should immediately put on a giant world tour where he plays through Siamese Dream and follows that up with a set picked from Pisces Iscariot, like Starla and Obscured and all that. It worked for the Pixies and Weezer, after all. He's in the middle of a giant world tour with the NWA on the bill, performing in front of an audience of thousands!
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MassRafTer posted:He's in the middle of a giant world tour with the NWA on the bill, performing in front of an audience of thousands! I thought it was Interpol, not NWA (they just played in Toronto on Saturday I did not go)
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Billy Pumpkins is not only dumb/desperate enough to pay Punk if he could afford it, he’d probably give him full creative control as well.
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maruhkati posted:Absolutely none of them have been able to come up with a unified theory of This Is All the Elite's Fault that is even internally consistent, much less consistent with all the other ones. It's because there isn't one. It all started with Cornette hating on modern wrestling that involves comedy and high flying spots and everything else comes from there. The Bucks are a really convenient scapegoat because in addition to the above, part of their gimmick is arrogance After that it's all just controversy creates cash grifting and constantly moving goalposts
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Sega 32X posted:I thought it was Interpol, not NWA NWA isn't on every show, but they were on the Mexican festival date, the Australia dates and select US dates. Interpol is the opener for some of the tour, whatever the Stone Temple Pilots are on other dates.
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You know all things aside CM Punk is still quite a good wrestler I do not know if I can imagine him carrying Tyrus to a good match though. EDIT: Dammit now I want to see him try. Go NWA, Punk! I'm sure Billy Corgan can offer you a very generous four figure deal!
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Maxwell Lord posted:You know all things aside CM Punk is still quite a good wrestler Fortunately Tyrus was recently retired after EC3 successfully controlled his narrative
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Punk should find a money mark and get Billy to sell NWA to him. Let's get nuts.
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Punk will go to MLW because it's a promotion that desperately wishes it was better than it was, but isn't.
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