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sexy tiger boobs
Aug 23, 2002

Up shit creek with a turd for a paddle.

Silly Burrito posted:

Those are either the eyes of a stone cold winner or a serial killer.

https://twitter.com/Saints/status/1699463871155654801



Or an emo high schooler.

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PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
When Michael Thomas breaks his foot 3 minutes into the first game of the season

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
Bryce gonna have a rough debut.

https://twitter.com/TomPelissero/status/1699507414666518710?s=20

zimbomonkey
Jul 15, 2008

Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?
Yeah who the gently caress needs wide receivers when we've got all these guys that are good but prone to injury? Surely they won't all get hurt at once right??

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Chuba Hubbard 180yds and 4tds here we go

darkspider42
Oct 7, 2004

Best Buy security. You'll have to come with me sir.
Ex-NFL Player Mike Williams Dead After Gruesome Injury At Construction Job

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/ex-nfl-receiver-mike-williams-170757470.html

Never the best but I always had a soft spot for him.

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
https://twitter.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/1699529657119355206?s=20

PED violation.

three
Aug 9, 2007

i fantasize about ndamukong suh licking my doodoo hole

kazil posted:

Chuba Hubbard 180yds and 4tds here we go

He would need 90 carries to get that many yards.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009




Shoulda been living clean on that TB12 program

RumbleFish
Dec 20, 2007

It's really unfortunate that it took giving up our best receiver to have a chance at a quarterback who isn't dogshit, which means said quarterback has no receivers :v: Might change my mind depending on how this season goes, but I'd love to see us prioritize WR in next year's draft.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
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Too much hair mousse

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?

RumbleFish posted:

It's really unfortunate that it took giving up our best receiver to have a chance at a quarterback who isn't dogshit, which means said quarterback has no receivers :v: Might change my mind depending on how this season goes, but I'd love to see us prioritize WR in next year's draft.

You guys will have a legit shot at Marvin Harrison Jr and I hope that doesn't happen.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

The last person on the team I think would get popped for this


Like ... I don't think you're doing steroids right dude. Shouldn't you be bigger or something?

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer

darkspider42 posted:

Ex-NFL Player Mike Williams Dead After Gruesome Injury At Construction Job

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/ex-nfl-receiver-mike-williams-170757470.html

Never the best but I always had a soft spot for him.

Apparently he’s not actually dead? This is super weird

https://twitter.com/MSchwartzTV/status/1699526258428649704?s=20

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

wandler20 posted:

You guys will have a legit shot at Marvin Harrison Jr and I hope that doesn't happen.

They don’t have a 1st next year.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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PostNouveau posted:

The last person on the team I think would get popped for this


Like ... I don't think you're doing steroids right dude. Shouldn't you be bigger or something?



If Blake Grupe gets popped they have it out for us.

https://twitter.com/joehornsphone/status/1696869515353522635?s=46

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?

YOLOsubmarine posted:

They don’t have a 1st next year.

Oh yeah. Lol.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Joey Freshwater posted:

Apparently he’s not actually dead? This is super weird

https://twitter.com/MSchwartzTV/status/1699526258428649704?s=20

It's possible he's brain dead.

Brain death exams are different by state, but in North Carolina it requires two similar exams 36-48 hours apart. It's the same exam both times. Even if the first exam is positive, they're not legally dead until the second one.

I imagine it's even more drawn out in Florida.

Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."

FizFashizzle posted:

It's possible he's brain dead.

Brain death exams are different by state, but in North Carolina it requires two similar exams 36-48 hours apart. It's the same exam both times. Even if the first exam is positive, they're not legally dead until the second one.

I imagine it's even more drawn out in Florida.

after Terry Schiavo its probably the most agonizing possible process

Highbrow Slick
Jul 1, 2007

it is a fool who stays alive - but such fools are we.

PostNouveau posted:

The last person on the team I think would get popped for this


Like ... I don't think you're doing steroids right dude. Shouldn't you be bigger or something?



He did everything right and they suspended hiiiiiim

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
The onion did a season preview and some of these are pretty good:

https://www.theonion.com/2023-nfl-season-preview-nfc-1850806239/slides/62

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

wandler20 posted:

The onion did a season preview and some of these are pretty good:

https://www.theonion.com/2023-nfl-season-preview-nfc-1850806239/slides/62
I thought the first slide with just the Falcons logo but no text was everything that they had about the Falcons, then was disappointed when the next slide actually said something about them.

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer

FizFashizzle posted:

It's possible he's brain dead.

Brain death exams are different by state, but in North Carolina it requires two similar exams 36-48 hours apart. It's the same exam both times. Even if the first exam is positive, they're not legally dead until the second one.

I imagine it's even more drawn out in Florida.

They took him off life support today and he’s now responsive!

https://sports.yahoo.com/ex-bucs-bills-wr-mike-williams-reportedly-responsive-after-having-life-support-removed-001032024.html

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
Checked into my hotel in Minneapolis and the first thing I saw was a guy wearing a creamsicle Baker jersey.


Incredible. Hope he pulls through.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1700576222873276894

loving cheap rear end owners letting Evans go to free agency :argh:

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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From almost being cut to turning it completely around. Good for him.

https://twitter.com/TheReal_KDubb/status/1700623206049091732

Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

WampaLord posted:

loving cheap rear end owners letting Evans go to free agency :argh:

I really do think that he'll get traded before the deadline, especially if he's still producing at a high level and the Bucs are bad this season, so maybe he'll get another crack at a ring.

But if he does go to FA, then he'll have one last shot at getting paid, at least?

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Chris Godwin hasn't got an amazing injury history and the rest of the offense isn't exactly set with established skill position guys. I can see why they might want to squeeze and see how the first four weeks go. If you end up somehow 4-0 you might want him for the rest of the run, if you're 0-4 and you're going to lean into the rebuild...

SundayMoney
Feb 21, 2006

The face of the new economy
Ready to see some Saints football in a few hours!

The Big Jesus
Oct 29, 2007

#essereFerrari
I had a dream last night that the falcons poo poo stomped the panthers. Or was it a premonition?

ozymandius1024
Mar 15, 2006

You don't yank on the Spine of God

The Big Jesus posted:

I had a dream last night that the falcons poo poo stomped the panthers. Or was it a premonition?

Nothing would surprise me (though that outcome would be very depressing :sigh: )


One of my nagging thoughts throughout the entire off-season was that the Falcons are going to be inexplicably good this year, so we shall see.

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
QB1

Black Lighter
Sep 6, 2010

Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

If 6 goes down we're hosed. If 6 stays in we're hosed. We don't practice

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
Christ Baker sucks.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



wandler20 posted:

Christ Baker sucks.

This is probably why Mike hasn’t signed an extension

ozymandius1024
Mar 15, 2006

You don't yank on the Spine of God

wandler20 posted:

Christ Baker sucks.

We tried to tell you guys :sigh:

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

wandler20 posted:

Christ Baker sucks.

He just threw a sweet TD to Evans, give him time, even Brady looked shaky in Week 1

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

WampaLord posted:

He just threw a sweet TD to Evans, give him time, even Brady looked shaky in Week 1

He’s been in the league for like 5 years, there’s no mystery about who he is.

Tatsuta Age
Apr 21, 2005

so good at being in trouble


Ridder sucks, who could have seen this coming

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WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

YOLOsubmarine posted:

He’s been in the league for like 5 years, there’s no mystery about who he is.

I'm not saying he's going to turn into Tom Brady I'm just saying I don't think he'll go 3 for 12 to start every game

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