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super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


MassRafTer posted:

I love that Dutch thinks this is great writing that will convince people to buy his book.

https://twitter.com/DirtyDMantell/status/1698029270809854296

Speech to Text was a mistake

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Tampa Bae
Aug 23, 2021

Please, this is all I have

super macho dude posted:

Speech to Text was a mistake
Speech to. text was... a, mistake

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Ah yes. The bad old days when it was good.

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 4 days!

MassRafTer posted:

I love that Dutch thinks this is great writing that will convince people to buy his book.

https://twitter.com/DirtyDMantell/status/1698029270809854296

Dutch's writing reads like the narration from The Beast of Yucca Flats

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VISOBAiYNas

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
https://twitter.com/AustinCreedWins/status/1699230060694143038?t=W4J6QUxvf2ytek22Bxl5Jw&s=19

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer

Sydney Bottocks posted:

Dutch's writing reads like the narration from The Beast of Yucca Flats

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VISOBAiYNas

Flag on the pole. How did it get there?

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007


If a crowd could ever manage to do a BIG MEATY MEN SLAPPIN' MEAT chant, I might die laughing.

Numero6
Oct 10, 2012

ここは地の果て 流されて俺
今日もさすらい 涙も涸れる
ブルーゲイル

Time for Stat use the Blue Steel as her finisher.

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

Dango Bango posted:

If a crowd could ever manage to do a BIG MEATY MEN SLAPPIN' MEAT chant, I might die laughing.

They basically did on Sunday night

Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW


God Christian rules so hard
https://www.tiktok.com/embed/7275357747854560554

Waffleopolis
Apr 24, 2005

It's time....for the MAIN event!

Dango Bango posted:

If a crowd could ever manage to do a BIG MEATY MEN SLAPPIN' MEAT chant, I might die laughing.

BIG MEATY MEN SLAPPIN' MEAT *clap clap*

In the cadence of "doo doodoodoo doodoodoo *clap clap*

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Waffleopolis posted:

BIG MEATY MEN SLAPPIN' MEAT *clap clap*

In the cadence of "doo doodoodoo doodoodoo *clap clap*

I was thinking more like soccer chant, where everyone would say it just like Big E then pause for a couple beats. But hell, I'm for your idea too.

Sticky Nate
Jan 9, 2012

drat, are we workshopping the worst chant of all time in here?

neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004

Sticky Nate posted:

drat, are we workshopping the worst chant of all time in here?

i'm afraid we've been beaten to the punch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ofyc73qlJg0

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan


Lol aw, I love his snap into "Hey thanks for coming" mode

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




Sticky Nate posted:

drat, are we workshopping the worst chant of all time in here?

“Thank you Vince” can’t be topped we shouldn’t bother tbh

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
https://twitter.com/Great_O_Khan/status/1697874875942326574?t=PPjvZgM0pHN0g0HPMObFuw&s=19

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

History Comes Inside! posted:

“Thank you Vince” can’t be topped we shouldn’t bother tbh

'Thank you Vince' is the worst in terms of the sentiment.
'What' is the worst in how much it has disrupted shows over the last 20+ years.
JFC...20 years. 22 actually. Half my life.

VideoWitch
Oct 9, 2012

The "What" chant has lasted longer then Stone Cold's entire in ring career

Paper Lion
Dec 14, 2009





how do you think he feels that okada is married to the blue one for real

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


VideoWitch posted:

The "What" chant has lasted longer then Stone Cold's entire in ring career

what?

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

worst chants ever are the truly heinous
this is awesome

and the equally wretched
you deserve it (unless ironically used when someone botches to death)

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

I will never forget jay lethal getting You Still Got It chants when he returned to ROH at the ripened grizzled age of 26 years old

Beeswax
Dec 29, 2005

Grimey Drawer
American sports (and sports entertainment) fans are just terrible at chants

Majinfoose
Jul 26, 2007

HOLY SHIT
This vegan brisket is bussin


Beeswax posted:

American sports (and sports entertainment) fans are just terrible at chants

Idk, meat is a pretty good chant

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




STONE COLD 64 posted:

I will never forget jay lethal getting You Still Got It chants when he returned to ROH at the ripened grizzled age of 26 years old

The one and only WWE event I ever went to was the uk tour when HHH replaced Roman in the shield because he was sick. He’d been off for like 6 months after losing to Rollins at mania.

The crowd started chanting “You Still Got It” at him as soon as his theme stopped playing while he was still standing on the apron after doing the water gimmick, so he looked genuinely bemused and yelled back “I haven’t even done anything yet”

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


Majinfoose posted:

Idk, meat is a pretty good chant

mfcrocker
Jan 31, 2004



Hot Rope Guy
It's weird getting "you still got it" chants at Sting, like, yeah. We know. He's been killing it for ages now.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Go to a show & start a "You've still got it chant" for IDK, Anthony Bowens or Darby Allin or one of the other younger guys on the roster. Thanks

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

forkboy84 posted:

Go to a show & start a "You've still got it chant" for IDK, Anthony Bowens or Darby Allin or one of the other younger guys on the roster. Thanks

Lol that you can't really do it for either of those examples because one's with Billy Gunn and the other's often with Sting.

Purple Monkey
May 5, 2014

:phone:Hello
Do it for Nick Wayne

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

"Yeah" has quickly become the worst chant. It's not even original, it's Lil Jon's gimmick from 2004 but I'm supposed to pretend LA Knight came up with it? Go gently caress yourself

TL
Jan 16, 2006

Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world

Fallen Rib

Gumball Gumption posted:

It's not even original, it's Lil Jon's gimmick from 2004 but I'm supposed to pretend LA Knight came up with it?

Yeah.

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
Starting a "You Never Had It" chant for Bron Strowman or NWA Legend Tyrus

Sandman from ECW
Sep 6, 2011

Gumball Gumption posted:

"Yeah" has quickly become the worst chant. It's not even original, it's Lil Jon's gimmick from 2004 but I'm supposed to pretend LA Knight came up with it? Go gently caress yourself

Yeah but what about What? Pretty sure that was Stone Cold. But if Lil Jon came up with Yeah, What? AND OK then god drat that man’s a genius. Hell, even if he didn’t invent What? two out of three is still pretty good.

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Gumball Gumption posted:

"Yeah" has quickly become the worst chant. It's not even original, it's Lil Jon's gimmick from 2004 but I'm supposed to pretend LA Knight came up with it? Go gently caress yourself

lemme talk to ya

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

forkboy84 posted:

Go to a show & start a "You've still got it chant" for IDK, Anthony Bowens or Darby Allin or one of the other younger guys on the roster. Thanks

it's perfect for when Jack Perry returns from suspension

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



graph posted:

lemme talk to ya

*clap clap clapclapclap*

Bonk
Aug 4, 2002

Douche Baggins
I found the sing-songy chants in UK crowds to be very charming but I didn't get the references for a lot of them. I know Seven Nation Army, that's kind of hard to miss. But there was one for Michael Oku that was "Michael O-ku, doot doot doo-DOOT" that I didn't get, and a really funny "Whoa-oh, Cash has got a gun, Cash has got a gun" during FTR's match, but I didn't recognize the tune.

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Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Bonk posted:

"Whoa-oh, Cash has got a gun, Cash has got a gun" during FTR's match, but I didn't recognize the tune.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBsIGF-KZZw&t=46s

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