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Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3 posted:does the UC not have a department of terrormorph control? why am i seeking out some special scientist guy instead of handing this extremely important sample to an official agency? and why am supposed to CLEAR THIS with my institutional superior? wouldn't he be like, "no, idiot, take it to the department of terrormorph control!" why are you role playing as a cop
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Sep 7, 2023 16:12
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my bony fealty posted:try to date Yennefer and Triss at the same time i went with yennifer because what triss did to geralt was incredibly hosed up
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Sep 7, 2023 16:13
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Mean Baby posted:why are you role playing as a cop does informing on corrupt government officers mean you're a cop
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Sep 7, 2023 16:16
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Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3 posted:does the UC not have a department of terrormorph control? why am i seeking out some special scientist guy instead of handing this extremely important sample to an official agency? and why am supposed to CLEAR THIS with my institutional superior? wouldn't he be like, "no, idiot, take it to the department of terrormorph control!" The UC loves ignoring problems lol.
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Sep 7, 2023 16:16
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*mindcontrol exists* "noooo Geralt im your wife, Triss is evil & mindcontrolling u" "ok, woman I have never seen before, I will murder the other woman even though I have not ever seen her mindcontrolling anyone in two games"
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Sep 7, 2023 16:17
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here's the thing: Yenn is mindcontrolling the player, case closed, quod erat demonstrandum
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Sep 7, 2023 16:18
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Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3 posted:does informing on corrupt government officers mean you're a cop It means you're a good cop.
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Sep 7, 2023 16:19
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Al! posted:i went with yennifer because what triss did to geralt was incredibly hosed up im pretty sure every witch in existence got their eternal youth by sucking the souls of little girls like in Hocus Pocus. they've done worse than seduce an amnesiac.
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Sep 7, 2023 16:20
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Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3 posted:im pretty sure every witch in existence got their eternal youth by sucking the souls of little girls like in Hocus Pocus. they've done worse than seduce an amnesiac. it just doesnt speak well for the long term health of the relationship
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Sep 7, 2023 16:21
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she learned and grew.
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Sep 7, 2023 16:22
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playing some homm 3
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Sep 7, 2023 16:22
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the UC does not really seem to have its poo poo together but my parents live there so I should get citizenship or they’ll never forgive me for making them trek out to Drug HQ or This Year’s Burning Man, The City for space Christmas wonder if I can buy them a nicer home
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Sep 7, 2023 16:24
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Red Baron posted:the UC does not really seem to have its poo poo together https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-OmHFYbbbI
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Sep 7, 2023 16:28
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I’m mortal enemies with UC SysDef, not a “good” cop
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Sep 7, 2023 16:30
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Mean Baby posted:why are you role playing as a cop Lots of people do evil runs in rpgs
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Sep 7, 2023 16:33
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Tankbuster posted:The UC loves ignoring problems lol. AAA devs cannot comprehend that governments, even in fantastical sci-fi, can have any function apart from the military and the police just look at the Lodge, the responsibility of discovering the mysteries of the universe falls to some fruity club funded by billionaires?
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Sep 7, 2023 16:34
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Al! posted:i went with yennifer because what triss did to geralt was incredibly hosed up Didn't yennifer do magical genie shenanigans to hook up with geralt too? (Or maybe that wasn't on purpose, I'm not really up on my pre-3 Witcher lore) Honestly he should ditch them both and hook up with the doctor lady from the DLC
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Sep 7, 2023 16:35
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AnimeIsTrash posted:playing some homm 3 Fortress ftw
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Sep 7, 2023 16:35
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docbeard posted:Didn't yennifer do magical genie shenanigans to hook up with geralt too? (Or maybe that wasn't on purpose, I'm not really up on my pre-3 Witcher lore) actually geralt is the hosed up party in that one. tbh everyone in the witcher is a bad person
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Sep 7, 2023 16:38
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docbeard posted:Didn't yennifer do magical genie shenanigans to hook up with geralt too? (Or maybe that wasn't on purpose, I'm not really up on my pre-3 Witcher lore) geralt hosed things up because of the wish he made with the genie. they go back to undo the wish and the consequences are a major blow to team triss
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Sep 7, 2023 16:39
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docbeard posted:Didn't yennifer do magical genie shenanigans to hook up with geralt too? (Or maybe that wasn't on purpose, I'm not really up on my pre-3 Witcher lore) https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Last_Wish posted:After a fight, Geralt realizes that the genie is bound to him, who last held the seal to its urn. It granted his first wish by obeying the "exorcism" (which literally translated as an instruction to "gently caress off"), granted his second by killing one of the guards beating him in prison, and is now awaiting his final wish. Geralt uses his wish in an unknown way that saves Yennefer, and the genie escapes.
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Sep 7, 2023 16:41
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in the first witcher game theres a quest where the townspeople are persecuting a local herb seller they think is a witch whos eating their children or something. turns out she is, but your options are to protect the inbred hicks who by the way hate you to or gently caress a witch and geralt has never met a witch he didnt end up loving
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Sep 7, 2023 16:42
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docbeard posted:Didn't yennifer do magical genie shenanigans to hook up with geralt too? (Or maybe that wasn't on purpose, I'm not really up on my pre-3 Witcher lore) Yennifer did some mindcontrol pranks, Geralt did some genie-ing. That's just how they roll
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Sep 7, 2023 16:43
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wait that first game had porn cards in it lol
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Sep 7, 2023 16:43
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docbeard posted:Honestly he should ditch them both and hook up with the doctor lady from the DLC you can in the first game... but it just retcons that.... hosed up
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Sep 7, 2023 16:44
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Al! posted:wait that first game had porn cards in it lol As it should have
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Sep 7, 2023 16:44
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docbeard posted:Lots of people do evil runs in rpgs  Not mine obv, I simply don't have the resolve to do a fash playthrough in that game with all it entails and how accurate it is
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Sep 7, 2023 16:45
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genericnick posted:As it should have gothik had nudie drawings in it too but they were more of an in world thing because it was a giant prison camp for men only so.....
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Sep 7, 2023 16:46
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Aha, I stand corrected but still maintain my position re: Shani (though as per usual she can do better even if he can't)
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Sep 7, 2023 16:46
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Who the gently caress thought it was a good idea to put gameplay mechanics behind unlockable skills
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Sep 7, 2023 16:46
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Sorry you didn't take the boost skill you're too stupid to use a boost pack. You're too goddamned dumb to be able to aim at individual ship parts. Sliding? Buddy you haven't unlocked your knees you are incapable of doing this
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Sep 7, 2023 16:48
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i cannot think of a single circumstance where the one foot slide in this game would be useful
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Sep 7, 2023 16:49
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Al! posted:in the first witcher game theres a quest where the townspeople are persecuting a local herb seller they think is a witch whos eating their children or something. turns out she is, but your options are to protect the inbred hicks who by the way hate you to or gently caress a witch and geralt has never met a witch he didnt end up loving That's like the prologue of the first game. Also the town hicks were well just a mob looking to lynch someone, anyone.
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Sep 7, 2023 16:50
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Al! posted:i cannot think of a single circumstance where the one foot slide in this game would be useful Neither can I but not being able to do it is weird and feels bad
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Sep 7, 2023 16:51
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Red Baron posted:the UC does not really seem to have its poo poo together Tankbuster posted:The UC loves ignoring problems lol. what is this the higher ed thread 
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Sep 7, 2023 16:51
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Al! posted:wait that first game had porn cards in it lol picking up the first porn card in Witcher 1 was precisely the moment I stopped playing
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Sep 7, 2023 16:52
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the number of genocide apologists turning up for armored core 6 is very funny
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Sep 7, 2023 16:55
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Al! posted:i went with yennifer because what triss did to geralt was incredibly hosed up yennifer and geralt are made for eachother, insofar as i wouldnt wish either of them on anyone else
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Sep 7, 2023 16:55
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Grapplejack posted:Who the gently caress thought it was a good idea to put gameplay mechanics behind unlockable skills Fallout 4 developers.
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Sep 7, 2023 16:56
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gradenko_2000 posted:picking up the first porn card in Witcher 1 was precisely the moment I stopped playing
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