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They'll correctly identify certain things that have gone wrong and then in a brief paragraph at the end propose a set of solutions which are literally current government policies that are also supported by Labour.
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Have we tried taxing the poor to build an iron dome against small boats? It's a loving stupid idea but I've got to get my Spectator article count up this month so I can great reset the wokes.
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Sep 7, 2023 19:28
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Everone knows it was Jeremiah Crumblins and that evil EU what broke britain. It was on the news and everything
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I bit the bullet and read it and it’s just nothing. A wet fart. The Tories have nothing left to say, time to hand the briefcase to Keith so he can become the subject of Daily Mail moaning about how hosed everything is.
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Sep 7, 2023 19:43
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big scary monsters posted:I know everyone else loves stuffing, but I am right and the rest of the world is wrong. This is my chocolate orange. - me sitting by myself at the snack table during the orgy
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The Tories of Cameron , May, Johnson and Truss should have thought a bit more long term you see , whilst engaged in a short term bout of absolutely loving the country to keep Nigel Farage and the Daily Mail happy 
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Sep 7, 2023 19:48
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 Bobby Deluxe posted:Big Sainsburys do a taste the difference pork with crackling that is really easy, even a dickhead like me can cook it. 
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Sep 7, 2023 19:51
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Angepain posted:- me sitting by myself at the snack table during the orgy 
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Sep 7, 2023 20:21
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I once met one of my mum’s direct reports at the bar of an orgy once. Strangest post-coital chat I’ve ever had.
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Jakabite posted:I once met one of my mum’s direct reports at the bar of an orgy once. Strangest post-coital chat I’ve ever had.  That didn't translate.--- Thunder & lightning is cool, power cuts... not so much. At least it rained.
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Sep 7, 2023 20:45
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We make this stuffing that is just a log of sausage & apple, wrapped in bacon, with chestnuts. It’s the best loving thing, and so indulgent. https://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/sausage-bramley-stuffing
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Sep 7, 2023 21:04
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yung lambic posted:We make this stuffing that is just a log of sausage & apple, wrapped in bacon, with chestnuts. Always a fan of recipes that are “get some sausages and make one giant sausage and wrap bacon around it”
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Lol https://twitter.com/BarneyMarsh2/status/1699718599391232339 e: This nugget of gold just popped up on my feed: https://twitter.com/Taj_Ali1/status/1699823609999462460 
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TBEU trolling gold
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Sep 7, 2023 21:36
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Guavanaut posted:
I get the fear just watching him doing his steeplejacking thing. What a guy.
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Everyone should watch this https://twitter.com/women4wes/status/1571188447720652800?s=46&t=m_nNbkNoHG4lLitcpyHReg
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smellmycheese posted:How is it this difficult? There must be an easier way. I guess easy is how rhe Chinese takeaways do it. 1. Buy belt sander 2. Apply belt sander to pork skin 3. Roast. This is the most simplified protocol I've found that works reliably. I used to try all sorts of other things like using sodium bicarb, vinegar etc etc. Really it's just boil porķ, perforate skin, season, fridge overnight then shove into oven the next day. Buy a fatty cut of pork and even if you don't get all the steps right it will be fine. Apart from needing the forethought to prep the night before I would say it's easier than having to do a roast chicken. You just can't go ezmode and shove a chicken in a bag in the oven.
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Your mum is in it
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smellmycheese posted:The Tories of Cameron , May, Johnson and Truss should have thought a bit more long term you see , whilst engaged in a short term bout of absolutely loving the country to keep Nigel Farage and the Daily Mail happy If the Tories had any balls (or bothered learning anything from their Russian paymasters) they'd just have the wings of Farage's plane fall off mid flight the moment he got too uppity.
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Z the IVth posted:If the Tories had any balls (or bothered learning anything from their Russian paymasters) they'd just have the wings of Farage's plane fall off mid flight the moment he got too uppity. Im pretty sure they tried this and the gammon gently caress walked away
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TfL bans ads featuring cheese!!!! https://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/cheese-advert-banned-tube-london-underground-tfl-food-b1105490.html quote:TfL has banned adverts featuring an artisanal cheese company from the London transport network on the grounds they promote an unhealthy diet. It's a world gorn mad! Rat onna stick anyone? Jaeluni Asjil fucked around with this message at 02:42 on Sep 8, 2023 |
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Just Another Lurker posted:
There’s nothing to translate. I met someone at a swingers party, got talking about careers after we’d done the deed and it turned out my mum was her boss. It was extremely odd and funny. She sent me a pic of a works zoom meeting a week later. We didn’t talk again after that. Bit too close to home
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Jakabite posted:There’s nothing to translate. I met someone at a swingers party, got talking about careers after we’d done the deed and it turned out my mum was her boss. It was extremely odd and funny. She sent me a pic of a works zoom meeting a week later. We didn’t talk again after that. Bit too close to home You just translated it, because i had no loving idea what your original post meant. 
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So apparently our Ex-PM Sanna Marin, who I viewed as someone Corbyn-esque politics wise, decided to quit her job as MP for the social democrats. She's coming over to you guys, she's joining the Tony Blair institute!!! Woooo?????.............
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In a sane world 'the Tony Blair Institute' would be a joke name for a prison.Jaeluni Asjil posted:TfL bans ads featuring cheese!!!!  But you can't advertise cheese. Can you still consume cheese on the tube?
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Guavanaut posted:In a sane world 'the Tony Blair Institute' would be a joke name for a prison. For re-education, re-education, re-education?
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Guavanaut posted:.... I miss drinking Ophir, too bloody expensive for me nowadays.
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Guavanaut posted:Can you still consume cheese on the tube? TfL would prefer that you do not eat or drink while using public transport, but if you must do, please do not make a mess or throw your food at any MPs you may see
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kingturnip posted:TfL would prefer that you do not eat or drink while using public transport, but if you must do, please do not make a mess or throw your food at any MPs you may see Reminds me of the brief but wonderful period during which milkshakes were thrown at right wing personalities - Farage and Stephen Yaxley-Lennon if I remember correctly.
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sebzilla posted:It's like forming the Arch of Honour in Disco Elysium but with your entire forearm
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Sir Sidney Poitier posted:Reminds me of the brief but wonderful period during which milkshakes were thrown at right wing personalities - Farage and Stephen Yaxley-Lennon if I remember correctly.
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Guavanaut posted:And the war criminal guy tipped a yogurt down himself and claimed he was milkshaked because poppy. Old news now he's got the Finnish lady to join his institute.
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Sir Sidney Poitier posted:Reminds me of the brief but wonderful period during which milkshakes were thrown at right wing personalities - Farage and Stephen Yaxley-Lennon if I remember correctly. Sarkad too.
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Michael O'Leary (Ryan Air) got covered in ice cream yesterday... which was nice.
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Z the IVth posted:If the Tories had any balls (or bothered learning anything from their Russian paymasters) they'd just have the wings of Farage's plane fall off mid flight the moment he got too uppity. Their Russian paymasters were literally paying them (and Farage) to bring about what the frog face Nazi oval office was being uppity for.
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Guavanaut posted:In a sane world 'the Tony Blair Institute' would be a joke name for a prison. Much like in that one Discworld novel, it's for people who think they are Tony Blair. Most of the shadow cabinet is kept there
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Sadly a year ago today Her glorious majesty passed away Now she’s in heaven with another job Dutifully noshing Captain Toms knob
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SixFigureSandwich posted:Much like in that one Discworld novel, it's for people who think they are Tony Blair. Most of the shadow cabinet is kept there Jedit posted:Their Russian paymasters were literally paying them (and Farage) to bring about what the frog face Nazi oval office was being uppity for.
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forkboy84 posted:I get the fear just watching him doing his steeplejacking thing. What a guy. I feel like this documentary desensitised me a bit, watching it made me feel tingly in my palms and heels, it's a guy climbing that cliff with no ropes or anything: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urRVZ4SW7WU
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