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Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

An Apple A Gay posted:

I need a good bass tester for my buddy that's on his phone right now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9QhVVqDQZY

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emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

Bethamphetamine posted:

Description of the Commonwealth Coat of Arms
The centre of the shield includes symbols of Australia's six states and the border of the shield symbolises federation.

The shield is held up by the native Australian animals the kangaroo and the emu, which were chosen to symbolise a nation moving forward, based on the fact that neither animal can move backwards easily.

A seven-point gold Commonwealth Star sits above the shield. Six of the star's points represent the Australian states and the seventh point represents the territories.

A wreath of gold and blue sits under the Commonwealth Star. Gold and blue are the Commonwealth Coat of Arms' 'livery', or 'identifying', colours.

Australia's floral emblem, the golden wattle, frames the shield and the kangaroo and emu and at the bottom of the shield you will see a scroll containing the word 'Australia'.

There are ten variations of the 1912 Arms – the colour version, four variations of the conventional Arms and five variations of the stylised Arms.

once I was at lunch in Rome at the IBM office near Piazzale de Cine with a couple of Americans and a bunch of Romans, and we were making fun of one American guy who bought kind-of a "ranch" and with it some emus, and he got sick of dealing with the emus and sold them except for one of them because there was basically no market for emus, so he was going to terminate the emu, and he went out to shoot it in the head because he figured that was humane and he couldn't find a local vet to do anything, but when he tried to shoot the emu he had to drain an entire clip because the he kept missing the emu's head.

Anyway we tried to tell this entertaining story to the Romans and they just looked at us funny, and one finally asked "What is an 'emu'?" we tried to explain and finally another Roman figured it out and was like, "Oh, they mean an 'eh MOO'" (accent on the second syllable).

Arms_Akimbo
Sep 29, 2006

It's so damn...literal.

An Apple A Gay posted:

I need a good bass tester for my buddy that's on his phone right now


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HFSYE4tjqQ

Zisky
May 6, 2003

PM me and I will show you my tits

emfive posted:

once I was at lunch in Rome at the IBM office near Piazzale de Cine with a couple of Americans and a bunch of Romans, and we were making fun of one American guy who bought kind-of a "ranch" and with it some emus, and he got sick of dealing with the emus and sold them except for one of them because there was basically no market for emus, so he was going to terminate the emu, and he went out to shoot it in the head because he figured that was humane and he couldn't find a local vet to do anything, but when he tried to shoot the emu he had to drain an entire clip because the he kept missing the emu's head.

Anyway we tried to tell this entertaining story to the Romans and they just looked at us funny, and one finally asked "What is an 'emu'?" we tried to explain and finally another Roman figured it out and was like, "Oh, they mean an 'eh MOO'" (accent on the second syllable).

Is your life literally king of the hill?

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016



The Scorched Piss

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

An Apple A Gay posted:

I need a good bass tester for my buddy that's on his phone right now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbe3CQamF8k

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/ThePunnyWorld/status/1699917497867051057

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


Bethamphetamine posted:

TROOF

It was great speaking with my friend Ben Carson and his staff tonight about their wonderful work at the American Cornerstone Institute. Look them up and support an amazing organization doing their part to help save our great nation. Ben is a 'special' person!

Lol

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Q9rewnLFYw

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


Arms_Akimbo
Sep 29, 2006

It's so damn...literal.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QCOw882Cr4

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJg-Y5byMMw

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

Zisky posted:

Is your life literally king of the hill?

I swear to god that that is a true story, emu part and all

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015


The whole human race
sentenced
to
burn

Gotta protect those individual liberties to spread disease across the land because asking people to wear a mask when indoors is literally worse than genocide.

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1VLaXoRRdk

AxGrap
Jan 11, 2005

☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽

Hell yeah

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015


The whole human race
sentenced
to
burn
gently caress this poo poo rear end moron country

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

Zisky posted:

Is your life literally king of the hill?

when you get to be my age, you don't have to make poo poo up anymore

El Palo Mota
Aug 5, 2009

Dr_0ctag0n posted:

gently caress this poo poo rear end moron country

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


Love this bebop esq track

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpKCqp9CALQ

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

An Apple A Gay posted:

I need a good bass tester for my buddy that's on his phone right now

Techmaster P.E.B - Bassgasm
This was made to test your Sub woofers, but you gatta find an file of it, because youtube won't go that low.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vswHL2qu8PU

Full Album
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMMslhJluk4

AxGrap
Jan 11, 2005

☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽
Only one solution, arm the doctors

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

Arms_Akimbo
Sep 29, 2006

It's so damn...literal.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwMmk3sUjiQ

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

mazzi Chart Czar posted:

Techmaster P.E.B - Bassgasm
This was made to test your Sub woofers, but you gatta find an file of it, because youtube won't go that low.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vswHL2qu8PU

Full Album
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMMslhJluk4

https://www.techmasterpeb.com/bassgasm

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCzzZ3nILRM

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable

I don't even understand this why is a defund the police lib faking a violent carjacking? Wow its almost like these people are perpetual clout chasers that have 0 morals as long as it gets them money and power.

AxGrap
Jan 11, 2005

☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

place to go if you're in Paris:


the old Natural History museum area, near the University district and the creatively-named "garden of plants", all those buildings are definitely worth a visit and you're away from the crush of horrible people around Rue Rivoli and the tourist zone

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 373 days!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UM-3E0zz8Y

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

Asproigerosis posted:

I don't even understand this why is a defund the police lib faking a violent carjacking? Wow its almost like these people are perpetual clout chasers that have 0 morals as long as it gets them money and power.

idk man but that’s like the fakyist injury I’ve ever seen. Kids at Halloween do better. Like what is the plan here

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Good Citizen posted:

uhhh… let me be queer

Arms_Akimbo
Sep 29, 2006

It's so damn...literal.
Sound system bass

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1kiCZVwU28

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


emfive posted:

place to go if you're in Paris:


the old Natural History museum area, near the University district and the creatively-named "garden of plants", all those buildings are definitely worth a visit and you're away from the crush of horrible people around Rue Rivoli and the tourist zone

Looks cool!

Aino Minako
Dec 16, 2007

Perpetual rage elemental




new Frog and Toad looking unsettling

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

mazzi Chart Czar posted:

Techmaster P.E.B - Bassgasm
This was made to test your Sub woofers, but you gatta find an file of it, because youtube won't go that low.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vswHL2qu8PU

Full Album
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMMslhJluk4

a h h y e a h

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.
it's funny how Parisian big roads are named after Napoleonic war victories, but it's also funny that Churchill willed that if he died before De Gaulle his funeral procession (by train) should be routed through Waterloo Station, which is in fact what happened.

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


First 10ish seconds of this maybe.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlRSqnxZ-PA

pink noise
Jun 24, 2022
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ox-lfowevqA

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Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable

Good Citizen posted:

idk man but that’s like the fakyist injury I’ve ever seen. Kids at Halloween do better. Like what is the plan here

I assume it's a classic fraud squad pivot into being a dem that loves the cops and backs the blue

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