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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > NFL 2023 Kickoff GDT: It's Back! Kelce? Ack! Goff Attack!
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Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
Let's go to the abyss!

razorscooter posted:

8-9 still on the table baby

My stream is delayed but :hai:

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MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
1q fake punt lmao

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





 Praise The sun!

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Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




 Uh oh…

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Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

 that Mahomes smile doesn't bode well for the Lions

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

MoaM posted:

1q fake punt lmao

gently caress yeah!

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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Sun God is shining.

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Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.
Okay Detroit I see you!

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WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

Mega64 posted:

Sun God is shining.

he does rule

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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Mega64 posted:

Sun God is shining.

:sun:

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Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

 Hoo doggies, this is going to be stressful

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HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin

MJeff posted:

"I wonder if they fake? Nah, it's way too early for tha---"

I was about to tell go for it but it's not late in the season and the lions haven't shown themselves yet

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Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006

Cognac McCarthy posted:

Why were the Lions linemen all on the ground simultaneously on that 2nd down play?

I think they were attempting a cut block.

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Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

 did lions come to play/not suck

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Quiet Feet posted:

Praise The sun!
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Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
Let's go to the abyss!
Goff throwing darts

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AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

 Lions own

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Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE
Illegal Hen
I appreciate Detroit still :schotty:

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
that's some runnin' right there

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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

 YOU CANT STOP THE LOINS

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Anime Store Adventure
May 6, 2009


 Detroit is fun as hell right now god drat.

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Dr. Lunchables
Dec 27, 2012

IRL DEBUFFED KOBOLD

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Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."
 oh boy gibbs looks like a very good changeup for montgomery

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MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Oh my god, Jahmyr is so fast. :stare:

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Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



 Im so happy football is back

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Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

 hell yeah hope Gibbs and Robinson rush for 2,000 yards

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mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
Sun god first quarter over. Cha ching!

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HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin
 Gibbs looks small. He's going to be Tarik Cohned

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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Gibbs looking like a good pick so far!

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sirtommygunn
Mar 7, 2013



 I'm way behind but I have a lot of respect for the Lions doing a punt fake on their own 10 in the first quarter of the game.

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surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.
Detroit's gonna win by 14+

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AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

 let's go the Lions bitch

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Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

Paint Crop Pro posted:

Im so happy football is back
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MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
yeeeaaaaaargh :schotty:

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Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




 Chiefs defense looking a bit cooked

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Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."
 gently caress i missed football and this lions offense

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Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.
lol

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Dr. Lunchables
Dec 27, 2012

IRL DEBUFFED KOBOLD



 Montgomery keeps getting more than he has any right to

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



 Chris Jones raising his rates after this drive

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Oh my god he had daylight

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