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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > NFL 2023 Kickoff GDT: It's Back! Kelce? Ack! Goff Attack!
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Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.
Chris Jones might have a deal before the game's over

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Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
 Have we had a flag yet tonight?

Not asking for any, just I don't remember if we did have one yet.

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Dr. Lunchables
Dec 27, 2012

IRL DEBUFFED KOBOLD

fartknocker posted:

Sung off

La Porta?

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Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

 Lions offense is a lot of fun

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MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
Chiefs D is gonna lose this, pretty sure.

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WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

Grittybeard posted:

Have we had a flag yet tonight?

Not asking for any, just I don't remember if we did have one yet.

no its been nice

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surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.
The Lions are gonna score a bajillion points this year

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MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.

Grittybeard posted:

Have we had a flag yet tonight?

Not asking for any, just I don't remember if we did have one yet.


WoodrowSkillson posted:

no its been nice
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HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin

trevorreznik posted:

I saw that at a store in Chicago recently, it looked like generic low grade stuff. Is it higher end like Tillamook?

I actually bought that today because it was the cheapest

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MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.

Shinji2015 posted:

Chris Jones might have a deal before the game's over

Agreed

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MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

fsif posted:

Is Goff better than Stafford?

Don't make me choose.

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Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."
 gently caress gibbs is fast

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Space Jam
Jul 22, 2008

 Whoops

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Goof

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MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
LOL

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sirtommygunn
Mar 7, 2013

fsif posted:

Is Goff better than Stafford?

I think he definitely is now, it's incredible how much better he's gotten since the trade.

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Hizawk
Jun 18, 2004

High on the Lions.

 Gibbs is The Flash

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pmchem
Jan 22, 2010


 gibbs is so much quicker than monty

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Dr. Lunchables
Dec 27, 2012

IRL DEBUFFED KOBOLD



 My game day whiskey: Redbreast Lustau. Worth picking up.

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Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

 lolions

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



 Attn NFL Concussion Spotter

https://twitter.com/highlightheaven/status/1699951337914446310

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
whoops

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MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
This game is so much better than the last two openers.

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Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE
Illegal Hen
Oops.

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Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."
 theres good ole goof

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fsif
Jul 18, 2003

 That's my goof

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





 Oof

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Kurgarra Queen
Jun 11, 2008

GIVE ME MORE
SUPER BOWL
WINS

Shinji2015 posted:

Chris Jones might have a deal before the game's over
If the Chiefs have any sense, the Brinks trucks are en route as we type.

The Lions offense loving slaps.

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wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer
Our first really bad play of the year lol

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NattyBo
Sep 20, 2004

Football Team.
Totally forgot I wanted to come back here now that the Witch is Dead in DC.

Great game so far but how the gently caress are the Chiefs allowed to have 77k fans doing a “war chant” and tomahawk chop??

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AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel
Dolphins are fish

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Dr. Lunchables
Dec 27, 2012

IRL DEBUFFED KOBOLD



 Oof my Goof

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Pops Mgee
Aug 20, 2009

People all over the world,
Join Hands,
Start the Love Train!
 The Detroit Lions

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mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
Gibbs has a lot more juice than Montgomery does obviously.

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Kalli posted:

Attn NFL Concussion Spotter

https://twitter.com/highlightheaven/status/1699951337914446310

it's the punter, what do you expect

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AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

 oh come on dipshit tight end and/or center

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The Unnamed One
Jan 13, 2012

"BOOM!"
A goof on Goff

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Mirotic
Mar 8, 2013




 Never gonna be bored watching the Lions this year i see lol

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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

 dagnammit

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Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.
lol

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