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RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider
salami day again???

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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003



sounds fuckin awesome

SomethingBeautiful
Oct 22, 2008

Some celestial event. No- no words. No words to describe it. Poetry! They should have sent a poet. So beautiful. So beautiful... I had no idea

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug

Day Crew Nite Crew

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp

good brain

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable

tacodaemon posted:

I can't loving believe there's an audience for this poo poo




Tired of this pretentious cast iron poo poo I cannot wait for this fad to die

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
How can you tell a group of people are illegal aliens just by walking past them?

insane clown pussy
Jun 20, 2023


the shittiest episode of house of cosbys

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

RandomBlue posted:

salami day again???

It's in the bag™

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015


Id like a classic Reagan to go with a dr pepper

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016



What become our society...

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy


quote:

The squonk is of a very retiring disposition, generally traveling about at twilight and dusk. Because of its misfitting skin, which is covered with warts and moles, it is always unhappy...Hunters who are good at tracking are able to follow a squonk by its tear-stained trail, for the animal weeps constantly. When cornered and escape seems impossible, or when surprised and frightened, it may even dissolve itself in tears.

— William T. Cox, "The Squonk", Fearsome Creatures of the Lumberwoods

quote:

Later retellings included that squonks were slowest on moonlit nights as they try to avoid seeing their ugly appearance in any illuminated bodies of water. In addition to warts and moles, the creatures were given webbed toes on their left feet.

quote:

"Any Major Dude Will Tell You" is a song written by Donald Fagen and Walter Becker that was first released by Steely Dan on their 1974 album Pretzel Logic and has the line "Have you ever seen a squonk's tears? Well, look at mine".

Plinkey has issued a correction as of 03:40 on Sep 8, 2023

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

thank u nite crew tv

SomethingBeautiful
Oct 22, 2008

Some celestial event. No- no words. No words to describe it. Poetry! They should have sent a poet. So beautiful. So beautiful... I had no idea

eloquent? hmmm

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006




make it make sense


tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



tacodaemon posted:

everyone keep Kat in your thoughts and prayers as she attempts to quit smoking




An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

please quote

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m88kgA7rGsU

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

I'm gonna lite a "infused" preroll

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBzzdlpISFg

PlushCow
Oct 19, 2005

The cow eats the grass

:trumppop:

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp

good luck pooky!

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

yeah I had to put that out because it'd set the smoke detector off

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Vim Fuego posted:

good luck pooky!

https://twitter.com/RobSchneider/status/1699977482286575815

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016


Have you ever seen a squonk's tears, well look at mine
the people on the streets have all seen better times

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



goodness gracious


petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Now I know what a squonk's tears look like

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋

Vim Fuego posted:

good luck pooky!

😡 💋

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

visiting stanford and there are black squirrels (?)

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug

So America First chuds are drinking a Mexican beer?

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k

RandomBlue posted:

salami day again???

Easy peasy

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!
I'm camping out at my local drug store to be first in line for the new boosters

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


actionjackson posted:

visiting stanford and there are black squirrels (?)

How do you know someone is associated with Stanford? They will tell you all day every day, in multiple threads, and will never shut the gently caress up about it.

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

SirPablo posted:

So America First chuds are drinking a Mexican beer?

No they're drinking coors original before beating their wives

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Other notable actionjackson achievements include getting covid by begging for sex from some lady and getting negged and getting sick anyway

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

How do you know someone is associated with Pittsburgh? They will tell you all day every day, in multiple threads, and will never shut the gently caress up about it.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003



That's right

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/NHC_Atlantic/status/1699978880726208642

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Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp

a.lo posted:

I'm camping out at my local drug store to be first in line for the new boosters

Im boostermaxxed. fully juiced to the gills. sludge in my veins flows so slow the virus can't survive

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