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His Divine Shadow
Aug 7, 2000

I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.

Data Graham posted:

n.b. I have been insanely heartburn-prone my whole life. I remember sitting in 7th grade science class at 11am and if I had orange juice that morning I would be in agony

I don't even know what heartburn is supposed to feel like.

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Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
burn

in the general heart area

Nettle Soup
Jan 30, 2010

Oh, and Jones was there too.

His Divine Shadow posted:

I don't even know what heartburn is supposed to feel like.

Go drink a cup full of lemon juice and then report back.

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

I recently learned that scarfing down some sandwiches with peanut butter is a good way for me to get heartburn.

If you're just getting hiccups then you weren't eating fast enough!

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
https://i.imgur.com/qsPyDQT.mp4

Korean auto translation:

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

hey...

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo

His Divine Shadow posted:

I don't even know what heartburn is supposed to feel like.

It kind of feels like your upper GI tract is being digested from within by too much acid

Dokapon Findom
Dec 5, 2022

They hated Futanari because His posts were shit.
I've definitely felt it but it is absolutely a misnomer, of course the first guy to eat too much food too fast was like aughh!!! my heart!!!

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

That's just corn syrup isn't it

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Soul Dentist posted:

That's just corn syrup isn't it

That's my suspicion. The color is so clear

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
Also unless you really heat it up/mix it with something honey just doesn't flow like that.

Way to watery.

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating
Hey all. I just wanted to introduce myself as I will be frequenting this thread now. I’m usually hanging in Americana.jpg or the worst hamburger hotdog thread, and the Costco thread. I wanna join the pizza party too.

- a concrete divider

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

A Concrete Divider posted:

Hey all. I just wanted to introduce myself as I will be frequenting this thread now. I’m usually hanging in Americana.jpg or the worst hamburger hotdog thread, and the Costco thread. I wanna join the pizza party too.

- a concrete divider

Lol

You may also enjoy the PYF anti-food porn thread.

I also started another attempt at a Foreign equivalent of the Americana thread over there though I dunno if it'll end up going anywhere :shrug:

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993


"Citrus slices are delicious. The pizza base is very ordinary"

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school



I had a preserved lemon pizza that was incredible but I’m iffy on orange slices

Sashimi
Dec 26, 2008


College Slice

AARD VARKMAN posted:



"Citrus slices are delicious. The pizza base is very ordinary"
smh they don't include coriander to make it a witbier pizza

Shooting Blanks
Jun 6, 2007

Real bullets mess up how cool this thing looks.

-Blade



Brain Curry posted:

I had a preserved lemon pizza that was incredible but I’m iffy on orange slices

When I saw this same photo in the aforementioned PYF anti-food porn thread, my immediate thought was to make a preserved lemon pizza. I need to see how much lemons are right now and get some preserves going...

Shooting Blanks fucked around with this message at 11:34 on Sep 7, 2023

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

I don’t think it’s possible to have too much cheese on pizza. Even that cheesy corn syrup video just make me want a pizza with double cheese

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

https://twitter.com/colin_furze/status/1699804296072646825 https://twitter.com/colin_furze/status/1699853741107638456

ChairmanMauzer
Dec 30, 2004

It wears a human face.
https://twitter.com/stoolpresidente/status/1697417630129295527

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy



gently caress Dave Portnoy

ChairmanMauzer
Dec 30, 2004

It wears a human face.

That Works posted:

gently caress Dave Portnoy

He did strike me as an rear end in a top hat.

I don't follow sports so I'd never really heard of him before. I just enjoyed the shouting match about pizza that may or may not be bad.

ChairmanMauzer fucked around with this message at 16:58 on Sep 8, 2023

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


ChairmanMauzer posted:

He did strike me as an rear end in a top hat.

I don't follow sports so I'd never really heard of him before. I just enjoyed the shouting match about pizza that may or may not be bad.

Hes a garbage tier human and iirc that pizza place successfully adverts on being hated by him

Dokapon Findom
Dec 5, 2022

They hated Futanari because His posts were shit.
Dave Shortnoy

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


I’m definitely on “Team Green Cum” for my pizza, here’s a nws video.

https://i.imgur.com/3a9RQcj.mp4

Cartoon Man fucked around with this message at 20:51 on Sep 8, 2023

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
I'm allergic to pine nuts and I think hot honey is kinda gross but I'd still house that pizza

Carteret
Nov 10, 2012


Cartoon Man posted:

I’m definitely on “Team Green Cum” for my pizza, here’s a nws video.

https://i.imgur.com/3a9RQcj.mp4

if that's pesto I'd gently caress that pizza up

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Carteret posted:

if that's pesto I'd gently caress that pizza up

don longjohns
Mar 2, 2012

Carteret posted:

if that's pesto I'd gently caress that pizza up

I basically made that pizza last week. I don't think the basic ingredients were too different, but I couldn't get hold of cup peps and mine was JUST pesto, no red. It was delicious. Honey and cheese? Bomb. Honey and salty meat? Yes. Honey and pesto? An experiment that turned out loving great. Would recommend and eat again. Might even make it this weekend.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Yeah the green cum has gotta be pesto, it’s so good on pizza.

Dokapon Findom
Dec 5, 2022

They hated Futanari because His posts were shit.
Pesto rules as a sauce base. Best pesto pizza has feta, prawns, and sundried tomato :hai:

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

Carteret posted:

if that's pesto I'd gently caress that pizza up

You're too late, it's already hosed up.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

Hot and juicy!

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Cartoon Man posted:

Yeah the green cum has gotta be pesto, it’s so good on pizza.

Its pesto, from this channel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyMZPg6tzTA

This channel tempts me to try everything they show

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


I need this one right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qGcmOunEJY

Edit: When did hot honey be the thing to be putting on pizza? Don't really see that at any of my local pizza spots

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

TontoCorazon posted:

Edit: When did hot honey be the thing to be putting on pizza? Don't really see that at any of my local pizza spots

it's enough of a thing that you can buy a kroger branded frozen pizza of it. goes real good with pepps.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


uber_stoat posted:

it's enough of a thing that you can buy a kroger branded frozen pizza of it. goes real good with pepps.

I can imagine its fine on a pizza, just don't know when it became a thing.

Also this pizza is hilarious to me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rdRPX9q0nY

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe




Missed an opportunity to use a 3-legged box prop as a table

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Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

TontoCorazon posted:

I can imagine its fine on a pizza, just don't know when it became a thing.

Also this pizza is hilarious to me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rdRPX9q0nY

Mofongo base is a good, cool move

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