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At his golf club in Bedminster, New Jersey, Trump welcomed anyone willing to pay $100,000 for a plate, with the proceeds (allegedly) going to Giuliani’s legal defense. Thus far, there’s been no word as to what was served to justify that steep cost but given Trump’s palate, I’m going to wager it was some variation of a fast food buffet—perhaps a Diet Coke fountain was also present? I get it. When there’s this much federal crime on the table, best to just keep it simple and serve McDonald’s fries.

So, just how much money did this fête actually make? Reportedly, somewhere around $1 million...meaning about 10 individuals showed up.

Slumfrog posted:

how it started: criminal blockchain gang
how it's going: criminal block chaingang

William Bear posted:

"You'll be impeached twice, lose reelection, and get 90+ felony indictments after leaving office"?

Surely if Trump knew that those were the consequences of him becoming president, he wouldn't do it.

Buddykins posted:

just protecting the streets and upholding the law

2DCAT posted:

Welp... 25m until another interview where I get to talk about how all of you dumb weirdos inspire me (rip Crusader)

kaleedity posted:

https://twitter.com/janeosanders/status/1700181183567433976

William Bear posted:

"You'll be impeached twice, lose reelection, and get 90+ felony indictments after leaving office"?

Surely if Trump knew that those were the consequences of him becoming president, he wouldn't do it.

Filthy Hans posted:

good luck 2DCAT

euphronius posted:

I wonder how expensive 90 felony counts in 4 jurisdictions is

he also just lost again to carrol which will be another 5 + million

kaleedity posted:

https://twitter.com/janeosanders/status/1700181183567433976

euphronius posted:

I wonder how expensive 90 felony counts in 4 jurisdictions is

he also just lost again to carrol which will be another 5 + million

Substandard posted:

He's never going to pay any of it. There is nothing more Trumpy than not paying your debts.

kaleedity posted:

https://twitter.com/janeosanders/status/1700181183567433976

Louisgod posted:

they're all pre-made kits made from laser cut flat pieces of brittle yet sturdy wood that you simply pop out with your fingers. they come with everything you need except glue (some people use basic elmer's glue, I use model glue with cyanoacrylate though you gotta be careful with it as it causes weird whitening on wood, so only use a little). here's what a kit looks like, for the most part. they come with step-by-step instructions and the more complex ones come with stickers and/or paper you need to cut/remove and put on pieces.



here are some links to a few I bought, you can go to the "also recommended" section to see many, many others.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0C5PVMBG8?ref=ppx_yo2ov_dt_b_product_details&th=1
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0CD3C2N3B/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_title_o02_s00?ie=UTF8&th=1
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CFQK73SZ?ref=ppx_yo2ov_dt_b_product_details&th=1

also, many have a touch plate you install for the lights, so no need to flick a switch, you simply press a piece of the wood and the lights turn on, it's slick

euphronius posted:

it would be hard for criminal lawyers to live if they depended in convicts to pay them later

euphronius posted:

you usually pay criminal lawyers in advance

SomethingBeautiful posted:

sounds like a bad deal, what if they do a bad job? just pay them if you're found innocent imo

Schmoe Cwead posted:

euphronius posted:

literally unethical and illegal

Serfer posted:

gently caress you

Plinkey posted:

gently caress you

euphronius posted:

I wonder how expensive 90 felony counts in 4 jurisdictions is

he also just lost again to carrol which will be another 5 + million

Filthy Hans posted:

good luck 2DCAT

Rubellavator posted:

the lawyers are being paid in exposure

Plinkey posted:

https://twitter.com/NaeNaeKitty_ETH/status/1700249746907202000

euphronius posted:

literally unethical and illegal

euphronius posted:

literally unethical and illegal

Plinkey posted:

If I was going to jail forever I wouldn't pay my lawyers, just do a chargeback on the credit card

Oglethorpe posted:

i got in trouble for wearing one pant leg higher than the other in middle school. also gang related

yes the funny talking kid in the country is a hardcore gangbanger

2DCAT posted:

"everyone in cspam but serfer is cool and good" - a quote I'm getting ready to say

SomethingBeautiful posted:

I think they just don't want to have to work for it like the rest of us