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Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

titty_baby_ posted:

Next up on the 2028 election: MTG vs Eric Adams for Pres

Y'know, I'd actually welcome someone like MTG or DeSantis running, they're more formally fascist than Trump but have none of his charisma or media savvy.

Adams would melt down in the first debate and start talking about how his dad was actually an energy being from the clouds of Venus.

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Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

I want to kiss Donald J. Trump on the mouth

get in line

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Filthy Hans posted:

https://twitter.com/meghanncuniff/status/1700228846052913460

smdh all this coverage and only now do I find out Danny Masterson's a Scientologist

he did what he did figuring the church would silence the victims successfully since they were also in the church

Stupid Boxes
Feb 9, 2004

good grief!
what a mush

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp

smarxist posted:

hi boys

i'm back, from the most torturously stupid ban that's ever been greenlit

you post in a power ranger cock thread, get banned for grossing out the other people who are into it, and complain? get yer head on straight pal

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

tup

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

get a load of that cat

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

Zeroisanumber posted:

Y'know, I'd actually welcome someone like MTG or DeSantis running, they're more formally fascist than Trump but have none of his charisma or media savvy.

Adams would melt down in the first debate and start talking about how his dad was actually an energy being from the clouds of Venus.
*monkeys paw curls

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

partyrock4kony

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

Well, that's it, then. You have to go into exile now.

I recommend New Jersey.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007


Very relaxed and proud

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump
we are mere hours from Mike Buckner, MBA penetrating the ice wall

Stupid Boxes
Feb 9, 2004

good grief!

Good Citizen posted:

we are mere hours from Mike Buckner, MBA penetrating the ice wall

he gonna use a laser to get through it like alien vs predator

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
why did they call him calamari jr instead of kid squid?

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Good Citizen posted:

we are mere hours from Mike Buckner, MBA penetrating the ice wall

Troop!

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

Party Rock Veterans Association Local 42069

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

Good Citizen posted:

we are mere hours from Mike Buckner, MBA penetrating the ice wall

He hasn't posted in 21 hours, but he should be in Chile by now. My guess from that starting position is that he's going to try to reach Thoth so he can chill there.

https://twitter.com/ShabezJr/status/1700244092477726786

You know what they say about chicks from Thoth. :heysexy:

William Bear has issued a correction as of 18:46 on Sep 9, 2023

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016




boethius
Jul 10, 2001

Space bunnies have three ears

forgive me father it has been 6 years since I last party rocked.

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

v. uncouth

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"
Thothian girls do it on the πth date. :pervert:

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1700283311724061085?s=20

lol Republicans are going to win so hard next year

Serfer
Mar 10, 2003

The piss tape is real



thoth patrol

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Nonsense posted:

https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1700283311724061085?s=20

lol Republicans are going to win so hard next year

deport baron trump

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


Nonsense posted:

https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1700283311724061085?s=20

lol Republicans are going to win so hard next year

Someone needs to swirlie this rear end in a top hat nerd so hard

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

it’s amazing how much press he gets

well not really

Serfer
Mar 10, 2003

The piss tape is real



maybe that American citizen should deport himself first

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

titty_baby_ posted:

Next up on the 2028 election: MTG vs Eric Adams for Pres

I guess this is what americans deserve.

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007


:yaycat:

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



trbnpm would never choose vivek for vp but imagine if he bribes trump so hard he becomes president lmoa

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ

Nonsense posted:

https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1700283311724061085?s=20

lol Republicans are going to win so hard next year

You could just say he’ll deport us citizens without all the extra poo poo because that’s what it is.

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

Bip Roberts posted:

deport baron trump

lmao

wet_goods
Jun 21, 2004

I'M BAAD!

Nonsense posted:

https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1700283311724061085?s=20

lol Republicans are going to win so hard next year

wouldn’t that mean he would self deport

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Nonsense posted:

https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1700283311724061085?s=20

lol Republicans are going to win so hard next year

doesnt that include himself?

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

William Bear posted:

Thothian girls do it on the πth date. :pervert:

Tholian girls do it in a web

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

barron will need one of those huge rear end cargo planes when he's deported

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



vivec bets on trump dying in the next term, spends enormous amounts of money to get trump elected through paying into the justice system in exchange for getting vp, is arrested for treason by trump after the election (for seeking the presidency after trump dies)

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

lol at that picture. slimy looking motherfucker

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Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

MechaTrump 2028

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