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Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Dr_0ctag0n posted:

I wonder if I led thousands of howling mutants to the capital and did a little treason if they'd let me walk around in an Iowa football game 2 years later.

depends on ur a/s/l/

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Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

petit choux posted:

Ketchup is nothing but a miserable pile of tomatoes

around here it's usually done with stewed tomatoes on top and not ketchup, but my mom never goes that far

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

i read on the internet that some ppl jerk off w/ ketchup

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
I like ketchup, hate tomatoes

many such cases

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

they think it's cool or something

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016


buy that guy an account

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Plinkey posted:

around here it's usually done with stewed tomatoes on top and not ketchup, but my mom never goes that far

Sounds like a PA thing.

As re: samyang noodles or any other ramen noodles, I have started throwing a few frozen shrimp in the boiling water for the noodles and fishing them out after they turn pink a little bit. easy peasy

Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


Dinosaur Gum

a.lo posted:

Shut up

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

a.lo as one of the secret unofficial IKs, plz pm me if you need to relay shutups

also brb, for a ~6 hour drinking and smoking sesh

Turdfuzz posted:

i read on the internet that some ppl jerk off w/ ketchup
but before you bust out that cherry tomato
the italian church would have you Marry a 'Nara

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

petit choux posted:

Sounds like a PA thing.

As re: samyang noodles or any other ramen noodles, I have started throwing a few frozen shrimp in the boiling water for the noodles and fishing them out after they turn pink a little bit. easy peasy

it is, they aren't mixed in or anything, but usually a side that you'd put on like ketchup

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

Consummate Professional posted:

I like ketchup, hate tomatoes

many such cases

Pussy

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

petit choux posted:

Sounds like a PA thing.

As re: samyang noodles or any other ramen noodles, I have started throwing a few frozen shrimp in the boiling water for the noodles and fishing them out after they turn pink a little bit. easy peasy

What do you do with the shrimp after

insane clown pussy
Jun 20, 2023

Consummate Professional posted:

not well done enough and no ketchup in sight

it's iowa, ketchup is too spicy. all they got is ranch

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

whats wrong w/ ranch

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

titty_baby_ posted:

What do you do with the shrimp after

Look, it may not be the best way of cooking them but it's not so bad. Throw em on the noodles along with whatever veggies I've prepared.

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

At my first job in a cafeteria I used to prep the ranch and the recipe was like a few gallons of buttermilk, a few gallons of mayo, and a few spice packets all mixed together. The mixing process made a lot of gross squelching noises

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

dennis rodman is an extroverted poster

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

titty_baby_ posted:

At my first job in a cafeteria I used to prep the ranch and the recipe was like a few gallons of buttermilk, a few gallons of mayo, and a few spice packets all mixed together. The mixing process made a lot of gross squelching noises

they didnt trust me with the ranch when i worked at outback

Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


Dinosaur Gum

Turdfuzz posted:

whats wrong w/ ranch

it's not as good-feeling on the genitals, try to keep up

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

Plinkey posted:

they didnt trust me with the ranch when i worked at outback

how big was your beard back then

Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


Dinosaur Gum

Turdfuzz posted:

they think it's cool or something

-unless it's cooler ranch :hehe:

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Dammit

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Consummate Professional posted:

how big was your beard back then

i couldn't grow one, i was like 18

Virgil Vox
Dec 8, 2009

Lux Anima posted:

as a follower of the left hand path of darkness, I only have the utmost respect for Ursula K Le Guin and those who learn from her works :c::dbuddy::c:

:hmmyes:

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
it was a summer job because i stayed for a summer and took some classes/worked, then quit the first time that they asked me to work during a football game and got a job at the on campus help desk

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ
https://twitter.com/JamesSurowiecki/status/1700517692849971333

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!




we pointed out their hypocrisy now they're truly owned!

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

https://twitter.com/sonofhas/status/1699115281358975259?s=46&t=O_6ihmc-D7Z9EEE42NYBYQ

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump
I hope Mike Buckner, MBA is ok :(

mexi
Mar 17, 2003

Time to call it a night.

donkeylips in the background ready for that meat

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

DO SOMETHING

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!



mexi posted:

donkeylips in the background ready for that meat

he wants to put his donkey sauce on that burger iykwim

mexi
Mar 17, 2003

Time to call it a night.

Turdfuzz posted:

i read on the internet that some ppl jerk off w/ ketchup

never use the mayonnaise of someone that’s been to prison. or let anyone that’s been in prison near your mayonnaise

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

mexi posted:

never use the mayonnaise of someone that’s been to prison. or let anyone that’s been in prison near your mayonnaise

That weird Kewpie thing seems like it's probably been to prison

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Ben Nerevarine posted:

chainprobe PFC till his friends in high places step in

Why do you think I haven’t been permad yet

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



doodoo trump

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
does a.lo have buttons yet?

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

smarxist posted:

does a.lo have buttons yet?

yeah

gremlins two
Aug 14, 2019

https://i.imgur.com/M1jx74Y.mp4

:burger:

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Apr 30, 2005



get your MAGA toop mugshot mug

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