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Machai posted:What do you mean "normal men"? innocent men
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kazil posted:put one in my brain space daddy
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Sep 10, 2023 14:17
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Elon should get rob desantis the first neuralink to help beco e the first transhumanist president
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Sep 10, 2023 14:19
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Imagine letting Musk put a brain implant in you. Concerning.
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Sep 10, 2023 14:20
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redshirt posted:Imagine letting Musk put a brain implant in you. He's only going to put implants in make-a-wish kids that will die anyway
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Sep 10, 2023 14:24
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I'm going to name my kid DeMoulas/Market Basket
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Sep 10, 2023 14:25
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kazil posted:Technar Mechanical  EXCUSE ME, my child's dumbass name is Tau Techno Mechanicus! Good loving God Also why is email so painful to Elon? Is that why he has no clue what the FAA is talking about?
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Sep 10, 2023 14:27
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Pookah posted:I was just looking up his other kids to see if the stupid names were always a thing and found out that I have no doubt in my mind that this is why he's so mad at his trans daughter: she dared to sever herself from his glorious male linneage! Also INSHALLAH at Musk actually getting nervous the Fed might get him for Ukraine
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Sep 10, 2023 14:30
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Machai posted:What do you mean "normal men"? Sorry, that was meant to be taken as a very sarcastic "normal". Should have used scare quotes around it.
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Sep 10, 2023 14:31
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Lots of "why just boys" theories when the most obvious is that the  take the last name of the male, ensuring his lineage, because the pedo nazi shitboer is just that loving basic.
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Sep 10, 2023 14:32
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i hope all of his kids change their names and want nothing to do with him when older
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Sep 10, 2023 14:34
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What the gently caress is the brain implant even supposed to do?
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Sep 10, 2023 14:39
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John Wick of Dogs posted:What the gently caress is the brain implant even supposed to do? Send Elon memes directly to your cerebral cortex. "Terminal monkeys" is such a hilariously blatant lie that I'm dying like those healthy monkeys did on the operating table.
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Sep 10, 2023 14:40
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TulliusCicero posted:
He has no has no idea what the FAA is talking about because he's not on SpaceX's "need to know" list. That information is for the people who actually know what they're doing
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Sep 10, 2023 14:40
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John Wick of Dogs posted:What the gently caress is the brain implant even supposed to do? Musk's poo poo posts beamed directly into your thoughts. Also, you can order a pizza on X.
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Sep 10, 2023 14:41
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...! posted:He has no has no idea what the FAA is talking about because he's not on SpaceX's "need to know" list. That information is for the people who actually know what they're doing Here's the poo poo if anyone wants   
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Sep 10, 2023 14:46
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Autechresaint posted:I know right? The first two names are exactly what I’d expect to see on their later albums. I call all my kids Gantz Graf.
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Sep 10, 2023 14:46
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I love the action items "improve assumptions for new pad deck design" and "improve pad design process," which I assume are FAA-speak for "get Elon as far as possible from the team actually designing things."
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Sep 10, 2023 14:51
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kazil posted:Here's the poo poo if anyone wants lmao its just perfect musk to be like "yeah we're like basically almost completely done" when the things on the list that are done are like "require X procedure on future launches" and "change out your broken parts/add more welding"; and the six to-be-completed items are all like "redesign these fundamental pieces and swap the parts", which are all fixes that can't be done over the weekend
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Sep 10, 2023 14:56
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poisonpill posted:lmao its just perfect musk to be like "yeah we're like basically almost completely done" when the things on the list that are done are like "require X procedure on future launches" and "change out your broken parts/add more welding"; and the six to-be-completed items are all like "redesign these fundamental pieces and swap the parts", which are all fixes that can't be done over the weekend or someone capable at SpaceX already got this list and kept Musk out of the loop
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Sep 10, 2023 15:01
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kazil posted:put one in my brain space daddy That's an honest mistake on Elon's part, people keep talking about "terminal monkey brain" around him when they think he can't hear them, and he hasn't put two and two together.
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Sep 10, 2023 15:04
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John Wick of Dogs posted:What the gently caress is the brain implant even supposed to do? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OakyRixuNA0
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:we're just innocent men Was that from anything before it was from the clip of the puppet talking to the lady? Or is it just a funny thing for a puppet to say?
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Sep 10, 2023 15:06
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https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1700297475628871719 The thought of any person being sterilized is a nightmare scenario to someone like Elon.
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Sep 10, 2023 15:07
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Pirate Radar posted:Was that from anything before it was from the clip of the puppet talking to the lady? Or is it just a funny thing for a puppet to say? just from the show
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Sep 10, 2023 15:12
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my son, techno mechanicus
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Vichan posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1700297475628871719 The plebs gotta make more chattel!
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Lord Stimperor posted:I'm going to name my son, Madcat Jade Falcon mine is John F Madcatz
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Sep 10, 2023 15:16
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John Wick of Dogs posted:What the gently caress is the brain implant even supposed to do? What sort of promise would it take to convince you to love Elon? That's what it's supposed to do. He's claimed it'll cure loving Alzheimer's, enable human telepathy, any idiot thought that goes through his cavernously empty mind https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yddbGcKYtn4
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Sep 10, 2023 15:16
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Pirate Radar posted:Was that from anything before it was from the clip of the puppet talking to the lady? Or is it just a funny thing for a puppet to say? he was just trying to make her laugh because they're supposed to keep it together quote:
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Sep 10, 2023 15:16
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naming my next one Alive 2007 by Daft Punk
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Vichan posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1700297475628871719  Dude is loving obsessed with human breeding Like holy poo poo dude, try sex for fun just once in your life
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TulliusCicero posted:
If anybody ever had sex with Elon for fun, it would be the first time in history that anyone had "fun" hanging out with him.
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Sep 10, 2023 15:39
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two crooks in prison by the end of the year?
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"He thought, probably correctly, that would cause a major war." lmao what the gently caress are the words coming out of your mouth, Walt
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Sep 10, 2023 15:44
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Pirate Radar posted:Was that from anything before it was from the clip of the puppet talking to the lady? Or is it just a funny thing for a puppet to say? It was a blooper, so the latter.
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MrQwerty posted:"He thought, probably correctly, that would cause a major war." Phew, glad we avoided that major war in Ukraine.
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Underwhelmed posted:If anybody ever had sex with Elon for fun, it would be the first time in history that anyone had "fun" hanging out with him. the one time elon tried to gently caress for fun we got the grimes smells like a roll of nickels quote so its impossible to say if its bad or not
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TK-42-1 posted:the one time elon tried to gently caress for fun we got the grimes smells like a roll of nickels quote so its impossible to say if its bad or not lol and he threw a tantrum because it was the crazy black chick and not the australian with a fake rear end pretending to be black
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