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DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

By popular demand posted:

Now that is commitment to the bit.
If he next manages to get a helicopter I'm willing to vote him president.

Not helicopter yet, but...


Edit:
And add kayak and just plain old "swimming" to the list:

DrBouvenstein has a new favorite as of 20:17 on Sep 7, 2023

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Deformed Church
May 12, 2012

5'5", IQ 81


I came here to post Man trying to cross Atlantic in giant ‘hamster wheel’ charged over alleged knife threat but since I was beaten, here you go:

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Baron von Eevl posted:

Longwood also has the best public restroom in America!

https://longwoodgardens.org/news/pr...cintas%E2%80%99

Is that where Reagan is burried?

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Inceltown posted:

Is that where Reagan is burried?

going from the name it's where nancy is

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/NikkeiAsia/status/1699286147933810936

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic

This is why Japan is trying to transition away from 3½” floppy disks.

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.




A true American.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
From a story about the new coach of the Denver Broncos:

quote:

For a good year and a half, Payton gave a man stationed on the sideline evil looks, convinced he was a league spy. Payton later apologized to the man when he learned that he was the on-site concussion doctor.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

From a story about the new coach of the Denver Broncos:

I bet that guy was tired of having that same conversation

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?


"Police! Everybody put their hands u-- yeah, exactly! Just like that. Ok now get down on the gr-- wow, yes, thank you. You guys are just like, the best perps I've ever busted."

EoinCannon
Aug 29, 2008

Grimey Drawer

Lobok posted:

"Police! Everybody put their hands u-- yeah, exactly! Just like that. Ok now get down on the gr-- wow, yes, thank you. You guys are just like, the best perps I've ever busted."

Hehe
Nobody do down dog

theironjef
Aug 11, 2009

The archmage of unexpected stinks.

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Lindsay Lohan bitten by snake on holiday in Thailand

gently caress this bullshit economy where a snake can afford a holiday but I can't.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

That snake really made an asp of itself.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/Variety/status/1699495208952471701

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦
He used to be a major alcoholic and coke fiend and recovered. He told about it in a book.


*it was inspirational to me

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo

doverhog posted:

He used to be a major alcoholic and coke fiend and recovered. He told about it in a book.


*it was inspirational to me

He sort of wrote about it in a lot of books

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦
I was thinking about a specific book.

"On Writing. A Memoir of the Craft." 2000.

*i have a physical copy in my book case

doverhog has a new favorite as of 04:44 on Sep 9, 2023

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
And a Lou Begaholic evidently.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord
She could deal with the deugs and booze but she couldn't stand that he kept skippin Mambo's one through four

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

deugs

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/TuckerCarlson/status/1699142858844864846

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
This is somehow less credible than J.A. Wohl’s Elizabeth Warren guy.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
I'd almost be willing to bet you it wasn't _____ ?

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
“The guy’s running for president, and incredible information comes out that he’s smoking crack and having sex with dudes. That seems like a story.”

“Well, it would be a story, if the media really cared about telling people the truth.”

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
This was on the home page of fox news a day or so ago

https://i.imgur.com/AwbLCp0.mp4

try not to look at it for too long you'll get dizzy

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Remember when they said that if you stare too long into the abyss that it'll stare back?

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Abyss nuts

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
i like this one more

https://twitter.com/KamiBuckets/status/1699769500315398524



I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

Something about pornhub and foster care and nobody wanting him?

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/this_is_mallory/status/1700478391244497157

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


This kind of "influencers" are nothing new.
The TL/DR is that eye exercises can improve your sight but are no miracle cure.
also since Astigmatism is caused by warping in the cornea and lens and isn't controlled by muscles it probably can't do poo poo for that.

E: holy poo poo people have damaged eyes with some ill-advised exercises: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bates_method

By popular demand has a new favorite as of 14:50 on Sep 10, 2023

Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry

Has to be checked out for an hour at a time, but this book has a fascinating section on the Bates Method.

https://archive.org/details/bwb_KR-589-957

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Found a :filez: on a quick search and that Dr. Bates had quite a history.:stare:

but honestly the only thing everyone needs to read is the closing of that chapter:

quote:

As a medical layman, however, your health
is much too precious to trust to your own faulty judgment. You may keep your mind open, but to rely
on the consensus of informed medical men is the soundest and sanest course of action.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Well, Samantha Lotus might be insane and/or a scammer, but at least she's only charging $11. Sign me up

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Phlegmish posted:

Well, Samantha Lotus might be insane and/or a scammer, but at least she's only charging $11. Sign me up

Hell, I'd be happy to scam you for :10bux:

Venmo and paypal accepted

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Brazilianpeanutwar posted:

Something about pornhub and foster care and nobody wanting him?

"9 months ago when he jumped in the portal everyone wanted him. 11 years ago as a foster kid, really nobody wanted him."

College football has something called the transfer portal where athletes who want to change schools are posted.

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Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry

By popular demand posted:

Found a :filez: on a quick search and that Dr. Bates had quite a history.:stare:

but honestly the only thing everyone needs to read is the closing of that chapter:

Fads and Fallacies is a must-read. Gardner covers a lot of poo poo that people are still swearing by today.

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