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Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

Zeriel posted:

I ran three miles then got a five guys burger now I'm drinking a Pepsi one. So my score today is 9.

worked 8 hours drank a 9.9% beer, let’s round that up to ten so I’m at 8.8 rn great work team

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Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

a.lo posted:

bought a very big bag of white cheddar popcorn for the big games and everyone is just sticking their nasty hands in there. then shoveling the popcorn in their disgusting mouth and their hands right back into the bag. this is between 3 other people and they are all doing it. i don't even know why i buy big bags of popcorn it's disgusting i hate this. i hate them. and i hate the big games.

just give everyone bowls and pour it out of the bag

bing bong so simple

i vomit kittens
Apr 25, 2019


Red Baron posted:

Buddykins go to AA

Born Again Christian Buddykins would be a pretty good story arc

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

i vomit kittens posted:

Born Again Christian Buddykins would be a pretty good story arc

peepee poopoo jesus loves u pisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/WSJ/status/1700949776269824183

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

you must comply pleb, buy yourself a plant for your desk that you’ll let die cause there’s no sunlight in your cube

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

https://twitter.com/Wario64/status/1700873022088073250?s=20

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016



I gifted myself a bunch of canned tuna to nuke in the communal microwave.

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

getting crushed by capitalism? try consuming more! - wall street journal

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

CaptainBeefart posted:

I gifted myself a bunch of canned tuna to nuke in the communal microwave.

get canned mackerel instead. or some Surströmming if you want to actually go the nuclear option

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump
https://twitter.com/theovalpawffice/status/1700949945371533551?s=46

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
don't want to go back to the office? just do what i did and get laid off and spend all of 2023 unemployed

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

welcum to the Bone Zone

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

the lady who likes getting boned is named carol bone

Zeriel
Nov 6, 2004


I might still have the disk Netflix sent you to install it on the Nintendo wii

i am harry
Oct 14, 2003


put the whole rebel flag on there you loving coward

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

that’s an old 62

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

buy two bags

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

russia loving nuke us please

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
https://i.imgur.com/Ur3GVG2.mp4

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009


Just what the traffic needed

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

he didn't even remove that cap

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Dumb idiot in Accord decided without looking to get into the carpool lane despite it being a solid white line (you can't do that when it's a solid white line. You can on;y move into the carpool lane when it's dotted white line.) 100% the car's fault. Glad to see no body was too hurt(?). Hope that dude's license gets revoked for a long while IMO.

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/patriottakes/status/1700959258773176533

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

a.lo posted:

Dumb idiot in Accord decided without looking to get into the carpool lane despite it being a solid white line (you can't do that when it's a solid white line. You can on;y move into the carpool lane when it's dotted white line.) 100% the car's fault. Glad to see no body was too hurt(?). Hope that dude's license gets revoked for a long while IMO.

shut up

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

ol' lumpy pillow mike

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
guess what he got fired for:

https://twitter.com/Tradition/status/1700958396822737067

MLK Ultra
Mar 9, 2021



This is me every morning before my adderall kicks in saying obamna and drop bok to myself

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

no, more drok bok

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


I'm drinking a pickle flavored slushy. 😋

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

hell, same

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

CaptainBeefart posted:

I'm drinking a pickle flavored slushy. 😋

add some whiskey

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

CaptainBeefart posted:

I'm drinking a pickle flavored slushy. 😋

for too long the pickle consumer has languished in the periphery of the industrial eye, but now a new day dawns

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


Plinkey posted:

add some whiskey

It already has alcohol in it. Sour beer based.

Serfer
Mar 10, 2003

The piss tape is real




DT phone home

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp

a.lo posted:

bought a very big bag of white cheddar popcorn for the big games and everyone is just sticking their nasty hands in there. then shoveling the popcorn in their disgusting mouth and their hands right back into the bag. this is between 3 other people and they are all doing it. i don't even know why i buy big bags of popcorn it's disgusting i hate this. i hate them. and i hate the big games.

sorry to hear things are going like that a.lo

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Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

Serfer posted:


DT phone home

https://youtu.be/1Yym6yveYAY?si=hTZc96zYx2VFZDvc

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