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you should laugh at your children's weak pokemon. how else will they grow???
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Alan Smithee posted:only one who can stop the killer crab Come at me, bro! 
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tangy yet delightful posted:Yeah I think his thing was that he'd kill all the meat he was eating for one year. Of course as you demonstrate he did so in the lamest most sanitized way possible, because that's the core of his being. If he actually went out hunting and shot a deer then I wouldn't care about him having someone else skin it and butcher it, but if it's chained up livestock you've got to be involved in the preparation for me to give you any respect, it just sound like he got off on killing things.
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Air Skwirl posted:If he actually went out hunting and shot a deer then I wouldn't care about him having someone else skin it and butcher it, but if it's chained up livestock you've got to be involved in the preparation for me to give you any respect, it just sound like he got off on killing things. It was a THING for a while to get back to your roots and be involved in the actual process in getting meat from animal to plate. Techbros thinking that they can do this thing without any help or research isn't any different from every other thing they gently caress up.
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Inceltown posted:It was a THING for a while to get back to your roots and be involved in the actual process in getting meat from animal to plate. Techbros thinking that they can do this thing without any help or research isn't any different from every other thing they gently caress up. They all read Michael Pollan
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butchering a wild game animal isnt even that impressive, if you're gonna try that poo poo you should probably start by butchering up a cow or chicken you had a close personal relationship with as a child and raised from its birth. if you can do that i might respect your credentials as a meat eater
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Jezza of OZPOS posted:butchering a wild game animal isnt even that impressive, if you're gonna try that poo poo you should probably start by butchering up a cow or chicken you had a close personal relationship with as a child and raised from its birth. if you can do that i might respect your credentials as a meat eater They wouldn't have a problem with that; billionaires have no empathy.
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tangy yet delightful posted:Yeah I think his thing was that he'd kill all the meat he was eating for one year. Of course as you demonstrate he did so in the lamest most sanitized way possible, because that's the core of his being. Technically I have also killed all the meat that I have eaten in multiple years.
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Show me you're a man by killing your tamagotchi. I'll wait
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Ror posted:https://twitter.com/atothe_d/status/1700708167087178140 a genuine triptych of bangers
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The Saddest Rhino posted:Show me you're a man by killing your tamagotchi. I'll wait Will I have to eat it afterwards? Because my doctor says I have to stop doing that.
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The Saddest Rhino posted:Show me you're a man by killing your tamagotchi. I'll wait ban this sick filth
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Any idea on the architect? I kinda hoped it was shin takamatsu but unless I skimmed poorly I didn't see e: it literally says unknown lmao Milo and POTUS has a new favorite as of 12:18 on Sep 10, 2023 |
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https://twitter.com/poondonkus/status/1700268978734845998tweet posted:found a NicoNico account that has been uploading subtitled Nostalgia Critic and AVGN videos since 2009.
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Jezza of OZPOS posted:butchering a wild game animal isnt even that impressive, if you're gonna try that poo poo you should probably start by butchering up a cow or chicken you had a close personal relationship with as a child and raised from its birth. if you can do that i might respect your credentials as a meat eater There were a few seasons of The F Word where Gordon Ramsay did exactly that, raised livestock and then took them to the butcher so he could serve the meat in his restaurant. Dude was a complete mess every time they went to be butchered, tears and emotional breakdowns over losing them.
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We Got Us A Bread posted:There were a few seasons of The F Word where Gordon Ramsay did exactly that, raised livestock and then took them to the butcher so he could serve the meat in his restaurant. Dude was a complete mess every time they went to be butchered, tears and emotional breakdowns over losing them. Evidently not 'cause he went through with it.
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Lazy_Liberal posted:you should laugh at your children's weak pokemon. how else will they grow??? If you ever show your kids mercy in any game, can you even say you're raising them right?
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The Saddest Rhino posted:Show me you're a man by killing your tamagotchi. I'll wait I'm a cis lady but I did drown the first tamagotchi I ever had by dropping it in a lake. I was like 8 years old.
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Emily Spinach posted:I'm a cis lady but I did drown the first tamagotchi I ever had by dropping it in a lake. I was like 8 years old. eventually we all return to the sea
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button cell : lake :: car battery : ocean checks out
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The curl trial inverse of the Neet thread I see.
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I wonder how they translate "Let's pop this fucker in!"
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The Saddest Rhino posted:Show me you're a man by killing your tamagotchi. I'll wait Does neglect count? because I got multiple deaths from that.
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The Saddest Rhino posted:Show me you're a man by killing your 
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EoinCannon posted:They all read Michael Pollan Remember when Obama wanted to name him Secretary of Agriculture and he was like "uuuuh I'm just a guy who writes dreck for liberals to namecheck at boring dinner parties so no thanks." Always makes me lol.
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Read After Burning posted:
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:Remember when Obama wanted to name him Secretary of Agriculture and he was like "uuuuh I'm just a guy who writes dreck for liberals to namecheck at boring dinner parties so no thanks." Obama is a complete star fucker. He was going to have this huge party with like 400 guests for his 60th, but it was during COVID and seemed to be bad optics so he drastically cut the guest list, including almost all the people who worked on his first Presidential campaign, but kept Jay-Z and Beyonce. Like people who got him elected and he worked with closely in his first years in office were disinvited from his 60th, but all of the celebrities kept theirs. Kal Penn abruptly quit his job on House (at the time one of the most popular shows on television) so he could do something for the Obama administration and I still don't know what he actually did.
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Air Skwirl posted:Does neglect count? because I got multiple deaths from that. My kid got a tamagotchi for Christmas and couldn't emotionally handle the responsibility of keeping it alive. I had to remove the batteries 3 days later. Now she wants us to get chickens.
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"I'm sorry susie, but you failed The Tamagotchi Test, no chickens for you"
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When I had a tamagotchi as a kid I fast-forwarded it through its lifecycle by repeatedly setting the clock to right before it was supposed to reach the next growth stage. I was distressed when at the end it just laid an egg and I had to start all over again. I didn't do super great with actual pets either.
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It's better with the fly by comments https://twitter.com/nyanbombdotcom/status/1700602438590300498
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Captain Invictus posted:"I'm sorry susie, but you failed The Tamagotchi Test, no chickens for you" all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tamagotchi, it’s pooping in it's digital cage. You reach down, you flip the device over on its back. The tamagotchi lays in its poop, its battery slowly dying. But you’re not helping. Why is that?
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Air Skwirl posted:Obama is a complete star fucker. He was going to have this huge party with like 400 guests for his 60th, but it was during COVID and seemed to be bad optics so he drastically cut the guest list, including almost all the people who worked on his first Presidential campaign, but kept Jay-Z and Beyonce. Like people who got him elected and he worked with closely in his first years in office were disinvited from his 60th, but all of the celebrities kept theirs. In all fairness if you gave me a straight binary choice between "work friends" and "beyonce", I dont think you'd like the decision I would make either.
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SiKboy posted:In all fairness if you gave me a straight binary choice between "work friends" and "beyonce", I dont think you'd like the decision I would make either. I get it, but it's literally people who are directly responsible for Beyonce knowing who you are, not just work friends.
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Plenty of opportunities to invite and hang out with my work friends, though. Beyonce not so much, even for Obama I think.
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Both of them but especially the AVGN have pretty sizable Japanese fanbases. Apparently the AVGN's fans have always been impressed by his knowledge of kaiju movies. They're both popular enough that like a decade ago, well... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wiy5FHhhwc
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Air Skwirl posted:I get it, but it's literally people who are directly responsible for Beyonce knowing who you are, not just work friends. If they cared that much about me, they would understand.
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Aphrodite posted:If they cared that much about me, they would understand. Dictionary definition of Star Fucker.
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