NFC East 2023: Everyone's a Contender* (No, not really New York)

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Biggest disappointment of 2023?
	The Dallas Cowboys (gently caress 'em)
	The New York Giants
	The Philadephia Eagles
	The Washington Washingtons
	Myself for watching NFC East Clownball

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Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

Coach should just tell the giants good job and take everyone out for pizza.

# ? Sep 11, 2023 02:58

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# ? May 20, 2024 20:21

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

davecrazy posted:

Daniel Jones. More like Daniel poo poo.

Danny Diarrhea was right there

# ? Sep 11, 2023 03:10

Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

Quiet Feet posted:

Coach should just tell the giants good job and take everyone out for pizza.

Make them read 10 books first, smarten them up

# ? Sep 11, 2023 03:10

Sickening: Jul 16, 2007; Black summer was the best summer.

Its the 3rd quarter, why in the holy gently caress are they still bringing up zeke?

# ? Sep 11, 2023 03:13

davecrazy: Nov 25, 2004; I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.

Dak counts to two and throws the ball. Jones counts to 8 and gets sacked.

Waller is running wild wide open. On the other side do the field. Jones never sees him.

# ? Sep 11, 2023 03:14

MrMojok: Jan 28, 2011

Five minutes left in the third and the Giants have 93 yards of offense.

# ? Sep 11, 2023 03:22

Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

Bring back Jason Garrett

# ? Sep 11, 2023 03:23

blarzgh: Apr 14, 2009; SNITCHIN' RANDY; Grimey Drawer

Cartoon Man posted:

Dallas has already out scored the Commanders and Eagles.

Y’all gonna be insufferable this week.

What a performance by the NFLs 2022 Walter Payton man of the year

# ? Sep 11, 2023 03:26

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

you know it's a dire game when they get to the pegasus section of the Anecdote Charts

# ? Sep 11, 2023 03:27

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

Real opportunity for a 46-0 scorigami tonight. Good work Giants.

# ? Sep 11, 2023 03:29

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Shinjobi posted:

Bring back Jason Garrett

Jerry is gonna fire McCarthy eventually, so maybe he will!

# ? Sep 11, 2023 03:31

yea ok: Jul 27, 2006

Dallas Cowboys

# ? Sep 11, 2023 03:32

Febreeze: Oct 24, 2011; I want to care, butt I dont

Been at least a year since I saw a good complete team meltdown this bad, Joe Judge is somewhere smiling

# ? Sep 11, 2023 03:33

blarzgh: Apr 14, 2009; SNITCHIN' RANDY; Grimey Drawer

Febreeze posted:

Been at least a year since I saw a good complete team meltdown this bad, Joe Judge is somewhere smiling

New York's strategy appears to be to get Daniel Jones literally killed so they don't have to pay out the rest of his contract

# ? Sep 11, 2023 03:38

Febreeze: Oct 24, 2011; I want to care, butt I dont

Not a bad plan, imo

# ? Sep 11, 2023 03:39

MrMojok: Jan 28, 2011

Good lord.

# ? Sep 11, 2023 03:51

Diqnol: May 10, 2010

I may have severely overestimated the Giants.

My god.

# ? Sep 11, 2023 04:00

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; c-spam cannot afford

Diqnol posted:

I may have severely overestimated the Giants.

My god.

I predicted them at the bottom of the NFCE. I did not picture it being this bad. It looks like their third string tackle who started today just went out. Daniel Jones has been sacked six times and hit a couple dozen more.

# ? Sep 11, 2023 04:01

MrMojok: Jan 28, 2011

11 of 23 for 91 yards with two picks and seven sacks.

Just let the man go sit down.

# ? Sep 11, 2023 04:06

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; c-spam cannot afford

MrMojok posted:

11 of 23 for 91 yards with two picks and seven sacks.

Just let the man go sit down.

They took the last sack off the board due to a defensive hold.

# ? Sep 11, 2023 04:06

MrMojok: Jan 28, 2011

Mr. Nice! posted:

They took the last sack off the board due to a defensive hold.

LOL, and then two plays later�

# ? Sep 11, 2023 04:08

Harlock: Jan 15, 2006; Tap "A" to drink!!!

# ? Sep 11, 2023 04:14

Spacebump: Dec 24, 2003; Dallas Mavericks: Generations

The giants got out scored by a player who didn�t play cfb.

# ? Sep 11, 2023 04:22

EvilBlackRailgun: Jan 28, 2007

# ? Sep 11, 2023 04:23

Sickening: Jul 16, 2007; Black summer was the best summer.

If your favorite team didnt win by at least 40 points in their season opener, what are you doing with your life?

# ? Sep 11, 2023 04:24

Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

The blocked fg return is my favorite moment of the night

# ? Sep 11, 2023 04:31

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

I�m glad my team, the Dallas Cowboys of Football Players, won today

# ? Sep 11, 2023 04:35

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

Harlock posted:

Lol

# ? Sep 11, 2023 04:37

davecrazy: Nov 25, 2004; I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.

How were the special teams that bad?

# ? Sep 11, 2023 05:14

Rogue Elephant: May 1, 2007

i wore a giants hat out in public tonight

# ? Sep 11, 2023 05:32

Febreeze: Oct 24, 2011; I want to care, butt I dont

Rogue Elephant posted:

i wore a giants hat out in public tonight

Braver than the troops

# ? Sep 11, 2023 05:44

Rogue Elephant: May 1, 2007

I'd like to try to have an opinion about tonight beyond 'man, the giants suck extreme rear end' but i can't. Everyone, including Daniel Jones, looked like they want Caleb Williams on the team next year

# ? Sep 11, 2023 06:05

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

Rogue Elephant posted:

I'd like to try to have an opinion about tonight beyond 'man, the giants suck extreme rear end' but i can't. Everyone, including Daniel Jones, looked like they want Caleb Williams on the team next year

This would be my true monkey's paw

# ? Sep 11, 2023 06:15

Asproigerosis: Mar 13, 2013; insufferable

Cowboys looked unbeatable. Eagles looked bottom of the division.

# ? Sep 11, 2023 10:59

a new study bible!: Feb 2, 2009; BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly

It helps that one of them were playing the Giants

# ? Sep 11, 2023 11:06

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

This is why I almost never include the giants in the nfce

# ? Sep 11, 2023 11:56

davecrazy: Nov 25, 2004; I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.

That blocked FG may of been the Giants season. Andrew Thomas and Gano both got hurt on the play.

# ? Sep 11, 2023 13:01

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

I remember when Washington used to call him Graham Ga-oh-no.

# ? Sep 11, 2023 13:16

beep by grandpa: May 5, 2004

Raise your hand if your team scored any points this season 🙋

# ? Sep 11, 2023 13:16

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# ? May 20, 2024 20:21

Armitage: Aug 16, 2005; "Mathman's not here." "Oh? Where is he?" "He's in the Mathroom."

maybe Joe Schoen's job in Buffalo was fetching coffee for Brandon Beane, Schoen so far doesn't look like he learned anything. Last year's picks are looking pretty god drat lovely right now.

# ? Sep 11, 2023 13:21

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