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Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

By popular demand posted:

This kind of "influencers" are nothing new.
The TL/DR is that eye exercises can improve your sight but are no miracle cure.
also since Astigmatism is caused by warping in the cornea and lens and isn't controlled by muscles it probably can't do poo poo for that.

E: holy poo poo people have damaged eyes with some ill-advised exercises: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bates_method

That seems short sighted.

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Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

Aphrodite posted:

"9 months ago when he jumped in the portal everyone wanted him. 11 years ago as a foster kid, really nobody wanted him."

College football has something called the transfer portal where athletes who want to change schools are posted.

Cold

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

By popular demand posted:

This kind of "influencers" are nothing new.
The TL/DR is that eye exercises can improve your sight but are no miracle cure.
also since Astigmatism is caused by warping in the cornea and lens and isn't controlled by muscles it probably can't do poo poo for that.

E: holy poo poo people have damaged eyes with some ill-advised exercises: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bates_method

Whoa the Evangelicals were right.

Master Bates does cause blindness.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Platystemon posted:

Whoa the Evangelicals were right.

Master Bates does cause blindness.

:mods:

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

By popular demand posted:

E: holy poo poo people have damaged eyes with some ill-advised exercises: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bates_method
Yikes

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/SportsCenter/status/1700985640048054705

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!


This would make a great album cover

E:

FreudianSlippers has a new favorite as of 00:15 on Sep 12, 2023

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
*angrily pulls my beshadesded baby away from the steering wheel*

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/FOS/status/1701248011530039753

https://twitter.com/DraftKingsNews/status/1701261756012572747

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
It's 9/11 so here's an interview with the man who bowled a perfect game on 9/11:


https://twitter.com/austinlouisray/status/1701231756404236798


https://twitter.com/JakeSBender/status/1012796583883071488

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


quote:

Bill and his co-workers finished out the day, and not knowing what else to do he said gently caress it, let’s go bowling, and man is he glad he did because it was the best game of his life. He’d never bowled so well in decades of trying. He’d never bowl so well again. Amidst the chaos and fear and uncertainty of the world changing in ways neither he nor the rest of us yet understood, Bill Moro went and bowled a perfect drat game on 9/11.

An actual American hero:patriot:

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Good for the manager of the bowling alley, who had to have asked themselves that morning if they should stay open. Maybe people would want to take their minds off the day's events. Maybe nobody would notice the awkward symbolism of knocking down the pins.

mycatscrimes
Jan 2, 2020

Well, the jets did win that day.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004





It’s very loving cursed if you click for details.
https://www.11alive.com/article/news/local/family-sues-pathologist-videos-decapitated-baby-autopsy/85-a1d4dd08-c136-4a91-889f-2285aa991ab2

Cartoon Man has a new favorite as of 00:37 on Sep 13, 2023

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Cartoon Man posted:


It’s very loving cursed if you click for details.

Yeah I was happy seeing it until more details were added. Rainbow clouds were making GBS threads lollipops into my willing open mouth until I clicked the link. I like what you have posted so much

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/9NewsPerth/status/1701504729334108628

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/davehill77/status/1701610014631452775

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Great, even the zoo residents in Australia are racist.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Republican Colorado Congresswoman Lauren Boebert was escorted out of performance of “Beetlejuice” at the Buell Theater in Denver.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Moz-nzdOSaA

VROOM VROOM
Jun 8, 2005
everything from 2 minutes on in that video is great, there are no less than 3 separate instances where two people share a look and make faces like "did you see that? lol. lmao"

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

From the comments on that it seems she was vaping and causing a ruckus / yelling. There are also a whole bunch of people mad that she dressed up in something slinky to go out to a show.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Inceltown posted:

she dressed up in something slinky to go out to a show.

she dressed up like she was going to a fancy club for a chain movie theater

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

freeedr posted:

Yeah I was happy seeing it until more details were added. Rainbow clouds were making GBS threads lollipops into

I got this far and was utterly convinced you were describing filters they used on the video.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Selfie-takers caused pony to fall to death at Welsh beauty spot

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Honestly i'm surprised she managed to keep her boobs in that dress.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Maybe she's aiming to be nicknamed boobshurt?

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

I doubt very much that the woman who poses with a Glock in a leopard-print drop leg holster to own the libs is smart enough to have coherent plans for anything

shelley
Nov 8, 2010

venus de lmao posted:

she dressed up like she was going to a fancy club for a chain movie theater

for context, this was a live performance of beetlejuice the musical (not a screening of the original movie)… she paid a couple hundred bucks, minimum, to get kicked out of that theater

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Inceltown posted:

From the comments on that it seems she was vaping and causing a ruckus / yelling. There are also a whole bunch of people mad that she dressed up in something slinky to go out to a show.

Apparently also recording the show.

Charge her with piracy!

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/IC_ActivityLog/status/1702135782914342999

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

The games or actual radioactive fallout?

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Patroling Iowa must have made them wish for nuclear winter. That's why they're asking .

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Maybe it's about that episode of Breaking Bad, there's a lot to discuss. Especially with the fascistic arm of the capitalist state.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

shelley posted:

for context, this was a live performance of beetlejuice the musical (not a screening of the original movie)… she paid a couple hundred bucks, minimum, to get kicked out of that theater

lol, lmao

that explains the applause, I thought people were clapping because she was getting kicked out

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


It could be both.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
She was a stealth cast member portraying Delia Deetz.

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

The games or actual radioactive fallout?

I used to work for a web development agency that specialized in sites written in Adobe ColdFusion. When the receptionist was on break, they’d round-robin who’d field phone calls.

As a result, I once got a call from a man very interested in the scientific advancements in cold fusion. I was unsuccessful in making him understand that it was unrelated to what we did.

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I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Oh man i remember adobe coldfusion


https://twitter.com/KirstyWebeck/status/1702311787641852199

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