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how long does trump go to jail for?
life
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External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."
You know, I'm not really seeing a lot of Lets Go Brandon stuff anymore. Could Biden be winning over conservative voters??

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Real Mean Queen
Jun 2, 2004

Zesty.



Impossible to look at this without hearing a slide whistle

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


I don't think George Washington ever had a 90% approval rating

Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

OMBUDSMAN
POSTERS LOCAL 42069




Clapping Larry
obamna

Flooger
Dec 26, 2004

Nine Eleven was a job

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lItLda3tV0

quiggy
Aug 7, 2010

[in Russian] Oof.


pretty good planning on the taliban's part to schedule 9/11 for september 11th. can you imagine how embarrassing it would've been if 9/11 was on like the eighth of june or some poo poo

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

External Organs posted:

You know, I'm not really seeing a lot of Lets Go Brandon stuff anymore. Could Biden be winning over conservative voters??

it takes a while but eventually chuds will realize when a joke is played out

quiggy
Aug 7, 2010

[in Russian] Oof.


the taliban did 9/11 btw. i am a poster who has fallen through a time portal from 2002

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

quiggy posted:

the taliban did 9/11 btw. i am a poster who has fallen through a time portal from 2002

lol guess what happened to Lowtax

quiggy
Aug 7, 2010

[in Russian] Oof.


Red Baron posted:

lol guess what happened to Lowtax

he got help and is now a respected member of his community and beloved father and husband?

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!




https://luke.substack.com/p/the-man-who-bowled-a-perfect-game-c37


quote:

His lovely wife answered the phone and didn’t seem all that surprised when I explained sheepishly what I was calling about. “17 years ago today he bowled a perfect game down there,” she told me with pride. It was as if they’d been waiting for someone to call this entire time.

Harton
Jun 13, 2001

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
william is orbing out

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

UFOTacoMan posted:

william is orbing out



three orb moon

Serfer
Mar 10, 2003

The piss tape is real



UFOTacoMan posted:

william is orbing out



look out William!

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



excited to celebrate the anniversary of ted cruz posting porn

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017





Ham Cheeks
Nov 18, 2012

Feeling hammy
toop

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

quiggy
Aug 7, 2010

[in Russian] Oof.


my psychic mom did nothing to stop 9/11

Bixington
Feb 27, 2011

made me feel all nippley inside my tittychest

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Bill Mitchells mom was the 20th hijacker

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

My psychic mom god bless her new of the 9/11 attacks, their names, and the time it would take place. she knew on her death bed. she told me before her passing. she amways told me i was a good son

Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


Dinosaur Gum

a.lo posted:

My psychic mom god bless her new of the 9/11 attacks, their names, and the time it would take place. she knew on her death bed. she told me before her passing. she amways told me i was a good son
a.lo's right today... :crossarms: something's off

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

a.lo posted:

This will not be another 5th 911 thread

a.lo is not amused

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017





i am harry
Oct 14, 2003

skaboomizzy posted:

https://twitter.com/FordFischer/status/1700996328799773109?s=20

VIDEO THREAD: Gun owners - many visibly armed - rallied in old Town Albuquerque today to openly defy the New Mexico Governor's Executive Order banning the open and concealed carry of firearms there as a one-month "emergency."

Police did not intervene or enforce the order.

police are gun psychos!? really????

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

I have been advised that Trump suggested injecting bleach as a little bit of Wharton grade ironic humor and that we just don't get him.

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
what if there was a way to put light inside the body?

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
my mom was mohammed atta

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
can you still get a 9/11 regdate?

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

UFOTacoMan posted:

what if there was a way to put light inside the body?

you can get that and they'll snip little danglies from your colon all at the same time

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



UFOTacoMan posted:

william is orbing out



Thalassa! HENOCH!

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
My job decided to have a get-together on site so I'm flying today. Hoping the plane is half empty so I don't have to sit next to someone

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Red Baron posted:

lol guess what happened to Lowtax

lol

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

My wife's high school apparently had their fries named this while she was there.

My high school was weird and didn't have a cafeteria.

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
Thank goodness we remember 9/11 so senseless tragedies never happen again

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Apr 20, 2017





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