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how long does trump go to jail for?
life
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RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
the phallic circlejerk of the nyc skyline lost two members that day

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Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/kenklippenstein/status/1701252003240808859?s=20

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

tacodaemon posted:

it's like he's trying to be the most loathsome person of the 21st century




"meet my children, AAASSS"

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007


lol hell yea

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017





RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
uhhh saudi arabia are allies. they provided billions in oil to sustain the invasion of afghistan and iraq.

insane clown pussy
Jun 20, 2023

UFOTacoMan posted:

was watching the branch dividian waco documentary on netlix and every time they showed the compound all I could think of was grover haus



when you think about it the incendiary rounds the fbi shot into the compound were just like grilling 90/10 burgers right next to some vinyl siding

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."
Mods change my name to "a boy named x and a girl named y and a new baby boy named Techno Mechanicus"

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/sherwudforest/status/1700868002839744887

:patriot:

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
and people say America has no culture ha!

https://twitter.com/brettdavisrip/status/1161974615876481024

:patriot:

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



External Organs posted:

Mods change my name to "a boy named x and a girl named y and a new baby boy named Techno Mechanicus"

his brain is a mishmash of dimly remembered things from a 1980s boyhood. "oh, here are my three kids Robotech Knightrider, Randy 'Macho Man' Megatron, and The Empire Strikes Back"

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
hassling not hate :heritage:

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

tacodaemon posted:

his brain is a mishmash of dimly remembered things from a 1980s boyhood. "oh, here are my three kids Robotech Knightrider, Randy 'Macho Man' Megatron, and The Empire Strikes Back"

A man determined to blaze his glory.

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
toop

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017





The first song on Kid A paints the Manhattan skyline at 8:00 A.M. on Tuesday morning; the song is titled "Everything in Its Right Place." People woke up that day "sucking on a lemon," because that's what life normally feels like on the Manhattan subway; the city is a beautiful, sour, sarcastic place. We soon move onto song two, which is the title track. It is the sound of woozy, ephemeral normalcy. It is the sound of Jonny Greenwood playing an Ondes Martenot, an instrument best remembered for its use in the Star Trek theme song. You can imagine humans walking to work, riding elevators, getting off the C train and the 3 train, and thinking about a future that will be a lot like the present, only better. The term KID A is Yorke's moniker for the first cloned human, which he (only half jokingly) suspects may already exist. The consciously misguided message is this: Science is the answer. Technology solves everything, because technology is invulnerable. And this is what almost everyone in America thought around 8:30 A.M. But something happens three and a half minutes into "Kid A". It suddenly doesn't feel right, and you don't exactly know why. This is followed by track three, "The National Anthem"

This is when the first plane slams into the north tower at 470 mph.

"The National Anthem" sounds a bit like a Morphine song. It's a completley different direction from the first two songs on KID A, and it's confusing; it's chaotic. "What's going on?," the lyrics ask. "What's going on?" It gets crazier and crazier, until the second plane hits the second tower (at 9:03 A.M. in reality and at 3:42 in the song). For a moment, things are somber. But then it gets more anarchic. (Reader's Note: You might want to consider playing KID A right about now, since I'm not always so good at explaining poo poo like this). Which leads into track four, "How to Disappear Completely." This is the point where it feels like the world is possibly ending. People try to convince themselves that they are not there. People keep repeating: "This isn't happening". People are "floating" (read: falling) to the earth. We are told of strobe lights and blown speakers; there are fireworks and hurricanes. This is a song about being burned alive and jumping out of windows, and this is a song about having to watch those things happen. And it's followed by an instrumental piece without melody ("Treefingers"), because what can you say when skyscrapers collapse? All you can do is stare at them with your hand over your mouth.

Time passes. It's afternoon. KID A's side two, if you have it on vinyl. Action is replaced by thought. The song is "Optimistic, " a word that becomes more meaningful in its absence. It has lyrics about Ground Zero ("vultures circle the dead"), and it offers a glimpse into how Al Qaeda members think Americans perceive international diplomacy ("the big fish eat the little ones, the big fish eat the little ones/Not my problem, give me some"). Track seven, "In Limbo" is about how the United States has been shaken out of its fantasy, with "nowhere to hide," finding only "trap doors that open, I spiral down"......

Greg Legg
Oct 6, 2004

lol

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



people don't talk about how elon's been pissed for decades that girls get the xx genes

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016




global infrastructure? im glad biden remembers sailor too

Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017



Lmao

Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

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Clapping Larry

BAE OF PIGS posted:

I'm leaving for Greece in 10 hours I should probably start packing.

hope you're taking a seaplane

gregday
May 23, 2003

Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

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Clapping Larry

fukk yeah keep rollin

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


https://twitter.com/zylaros/status/1701254477838234033

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017





ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Louisgod posted:

[trump] hold on let me check my 9/11 folder

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!



I think that should another huge scale terrorist attack happen on the US they wouldn't even shut anything down. I tried to imagine something so bad happening that they'd let us leave work and unless the nukes are falling I can't think of anything. Hell we might have to work harder to show the terrorists they can't win

Also 9/11 is really weird for me as someone whose had people close to me affected by it, and because as the forums baby child it is basically my first real memory and when I gained sentience

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

full point posted:

Donal'dom Trampom

Super Trampom

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005


Today I talked to my middle school students about 911 and other than kids whose parents talked to them about it they have no frame of reference for why it's such a big deal. much like how the Kennedy assassination means nothing to me or the bombing of pearl harbor for my parents.

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

Slumfrog
Feb 14, 2012

BORN TO SLAY
forced to work

kaleedity posted:

people don't talk about how elon's been pissed for decades that girls get the xx genes

lmao

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

lol again

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



anyone want to remind the representative for Georgia's 14th district what happened to her state the last time they tried that


Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

MattO posted:

took this one myself


the flags at half mast in remembrance of 9/11

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

UFOTacoMan posted:

was watching the branch dividian waco documentary on netlix and every time they showed the compound all I could think of was grover haus



lol

Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

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Clapping Larry

forgot how wide this motherfucke ris

alltimer poo poo-eating grin too

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

PGI is a G7 (saudis are not a member) initiative to counter BRICS (saudis are a member)

lol

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

From the same issue:



Come on, lady. He's loving Spider-Man. What was he supposed to do, build a web in front of the towers?

insane clown pussy
Jun 20, 2023

tacodaemon posted:

anyone want to remind the representative for Georgia's 14th district what happened to her state the last time they tried that

they got slavery codified into the constitution in exchange for the planter aristocracy regaining control of the senate for another 80 years?

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
does anyone have the Haus of decline family guy 9/11 comic

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Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

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