[Trump] GUILTY! He finally won a popular vote.

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how long does trump go to jail for?
	life
	no jail time
	elected president from a jail cell
	goku

Impkins Patootie: Apr 20, 2017

never knew seth mcf almost went into the insurance business im learning so much today

# ? Sep 11, 2023 19:53

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# ? May 30, 2024 23:53

neutral milf hotel: Oct 9, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

trump is a beautiful person

# ? Sep 11, 2023 19:55

William Bear: Oct 26, 2012; "That's what they all say!"

BOGO LOAD posted:

https://twitter.com/ettingermentum/status/1701248042731446763

Oh no! You witnessed 9/11?

You poor thing.

In 2011 on October 10 I watched Smash Mouth frontman Steve Harwell fail to eat the agreed-upon number of eggs, cheating the world out of the promised spectacle.

# ? Sep 11, 2023 19:57

new kind of cat: May 8, 2007; by Fluffdaddy

neutral milf hotel posted:

trump is a beautiful person

no tie, not a real trunmpo

# ? Sep 11, 2023 20:01

Fuckt Tupp: Apr 19, 2007; Science

Bethamphetamine posted:

TROOF

Why doesn�t FoxNews, or the Globalist Wall Street Journal, put up the tremendous polls that are being released daily showing that I am up on their �candidate,� Ron DeSanctimonious, & all of the others that are having a good time �running� (but with no results!), by record type numbers. �Aida� Hutchinson just scored a big, fat ZERO. What is he doing? Same for Sloppy Chris Christie, a complete psycho with nothing to say. I hope they are all having a good time. Poll: I�m beating Crooked Joe BIG!!!

wow! what a poll!

# ? Sep 11, 2023 20:04

Fuckt Tupp: Apr 19, 2007; Science

neutral milf hotel posted:

big day

https://twitter.com/hehewaitwhut/status/1701224839531438360

i remembered 9/11 and all i got was this lousy shirt

# ? Sep 11, 2023 20:04

El Palo Mota: Aug 5, 2009

[Tỡợp]: I�m beating Crooked Joe BIG!!!

# ? Sep 11, 2023 20:05

Bethamphetamine: Oct 29, 2012

I am all cried out. Time to invade a Popeyes in honor of 9/11 troop respect

# ? Sep 11, 2023 20:08

titty_baby_: Nov 11, 2015

neutral milf hotel posted:

trump is a beautiful person

They need to do an edit where he either trains the hijackers or flys one of the planes

# ? Sep 11, 2023 20:10

Bethamphetamine: Oct 29, 2012

TROOF

The one thing I never understood about politics? Who the hell would ever vote for Crooked Joe Biden? Do they watch him at press conferences? He can�t put two sentences together. The WORST EVER on the foreign stage! We�re being INVADED, our Border has COLLAPSED, INFLATION & CRIME are rampant, Economy sucks, Interest Rates and Taxes are through the roof, you can�t by a home, our Elections are Rigged, our Military is Woke (Afghanistan was a catastrophe!), our Airports are DONE, NOTHING WORKS. MAGA!

# ? Sep 11, 2023 20:11

gregday: May 23, 2003

support the toops

# ? Sep 11, 2023 20:11

Red Baron: Mar 9, 2007; ty slumfrog

neutral milf hotel posted:

trump is a beautiful person

he saw them fall through his solid gold telescope and it spurred his solid gold heart into action

MR PRESIDENT SIR

# ? Sep 11, 2023 20:11

RBC: Nov 23, 2007; IM STILL SPENDING MONEY FROM 1888

William Bear posted:

Oh no! You witnessed 9/11?

You poor thing.

In 2011 on October 10 I watched Smash Mouth frontman Steve Harwell fail to eat the agreed-upon number of eggs, cheating the world out of the promised spectacle.

and now hes dead. karma

# ? Sep 11, 2023 20:12

Bethamphetamine: Oct 29, 2012

This motherfucker talking about string two sentences together in a coherent way.

pot/kettle

# ? Sep 11, 2023 20:12

Lladre: Jun 28, 2011; Soiled Meat

BAE OF PIGS posted:

Really? Thanks!!

Return is gonna suck. 12 hour overnight layover in Vienna.

Imagine thinking that spending 12 hours in Vienna is a bad thing.

# ? Sep 11, 2023 20:14

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Lladre posted:

Imagine thinking that spending 12 hours in Vienna is a bad thing.

They've got great sausages

# ? Sep 11, 2023 20:15

SomethingBeautiful: Oct 22, 2008; Some celestial event. No- no words. No words to describe it. Poetry! They should have sent a poet. So beautiful. So beautiful... I had no idea

Bethamphetamine posted:

This motherfucker talking about string two sentences together in a coherent way.

pot/kettle

I dunno he makes a pretty good point

# ? Sep 11, 2023 20:17

Bethamphetamine: Oct 29, 2012

TROOF

The once fabled United Autoworkers of America will soon go OUT OF BUSINESS under Crooked Joe Biden if he is allowed to pull off his ALL ELECTRIC CAR HOAX. China will build them all. ENDORSE TRUMP! Likewise, TRUCKERS better get on board with �TRUMP� because the new all electric trucking mandates will quickly DESTROY THE TRUCKING INDUSTRY. Vote TRUMP and MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

# ? Sep 11, 2023 20:18

kaleedity: Feb 27, 2016

"toop?" "Solid gold."

# ? Sep 11, 2023 20:18

shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

https://twitter.com/NSC_Spox/status/1701225059237396925

# ? Sep 11, 2023 20:19

gregday: May 23, 2003

Bethamphetamine posted:

TROOF

The once fabled United Autoworkers of America will soon go OUT OF BUSINESS under Crooked Joe Biden if he is allowed to pull off his ALL ELECTRIC CAR HOAX. China will build them all. ENDORSE TRUMP! Likewise, TRUCKERS better get on board with �TRUMP� because the new all electric trucking mandates will quickly DESTROY THE TRUCKING INDUSTRY. Vote TRUMP and MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

I�d like to see the complete list of things he thinks qualify as hoaxes or just what he thinks a hoax is

# ? Sep 11, 2023 20:19

gregday: May 23, 2003

the grandpa Simpson death is everywhere scene but with HOAXES

# ? Sep 11, 2023 20:20

Impkins Patootie: Apr 20, 2017

ziggy PGI

# ? Sep 11, 2023 20:21

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

TRUCKERS better get on board with “TRUMP”

# ? Sep 11, 2023 20:24

Fuckt Tupp: Apr 19, 2007; Science

Bethamphetamine posted:

TROOF

The one thing I never understood about politics? Who the hell would ever vote for Crooked Joe Biden? Do they watch him at press conferences? He can�t put two sentences together. The WORST EVER on the foreign stage! We�re being INVADED, our Border has COLLAPSED, INFLATION & CRIME are rampant, Economy sucks, Interest Rates and Taxes are through the roof, you can�t by a home, our Elections are Rigged, our Military is Woke (Afghanistan was a catastrophe!), our Airports are DONE, NOTHING WORKS. MAGA!

old & busted: its the economy stupid

new hotness: economy sucks!

# ? Sep 11, 2023 20:25

mdemone: Mar 14, 2001

Bethamphetamine posted:

TROOF

The once fabled United Autoworkers of America will soon go OUT OF BUSINESS under Crooked Joe Biden if he is allowed to pull off his ALL ELECTRIC CAR HOAX. China will build them all. ENDORSE TRUMP! Likewise, TRUCKERS better get on board with �TRUMP� because the new all electric trucking mandates will quickly DESTROY THE TRUCKING INDUSTRY. Vote TRUMP and MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

UAW....out of....business...?

# ? Sep 11, 2023 20:25

Fuckt Tupp: Apr 19, 2007; Science

NOTHING WORKS!

# ? Sep 11, 2023 20:25

Filthy Hans: Jun 27, 2008; by Fluffdaddy
(and can't post for 10 years!)

smarxist posted:

https://twitter.com/HumanPog/status/347445399952424960?t=T7jeGjhrWQ64bclMr5nwHw&s=19

# ? Sep 11, 2023 20:25

shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

big beautiful truckers

# ? Sep 11, 2023 20:27

Bethamphetamine: Oct 29, 2012

quote:

The Truth Social deal between Digital World Acquisition Corp. and Trump Media & Technology Group may have received a lifeline last week when shareholders approved an extension to finalize a pending merger, but now new questions are being raised about its future viability.

With the extension last week, DWAC avoided a liquidation deadline that would have forced the company to return more than $300 million to investors, leaving Donald Trump with little to no income from the deal.

But, according to a new report from the Wall Street Journal, before the deal can conclude, "Trump Media needs regulators to approve financial statements documenting its recent business performance," which have been hidden from the public and regulators for two years.

Some analysts are skeptical about the value of Truth Social, which has never scaled the heights in sign-ups that were predicted and which has seen a precipitous decline in new users since 2020, dropping 50 percent.

According to Julian Klymonokochko, who manages a Special Purpose Acquisition Company (SPAC) focused fund at Accelerate Financial Technologies, the lack of information at this late date should set off alarm bells.

�It�s wildly overvalued�We just haven�t seen anything by way of revenue, users on the platform or anything else,� he stated. �It�s extremely difficult to judge how viable this actually is.�

JUICERO but only social media? YES PLEASE!

# ? Sep 11, 2023 20:28

limp dick calvin: Sep 1, 2006; Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

our Military is Woke

# ? Sep 11, 2023 20:30

Filthy Hans: Jun 27, 2008; by Fluffdaddy
(and can't post for 10 years!)

Impkins Patootie posted:

# ? Sep 11, 2023 20:34

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# ? Sep 11, 2023 20:38

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William Bear posted:

Oh no! You witnessed 9/11?

You poor thing.

In 2011 on October 10 I watched Smash Mouth frontman Steve Harwell fail to eat the agreed-upon number of eggs, cheating the world out of the promised spectacle.

and now he's dead

the moral: eat the eggs on 9/11 :patriot: