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how long does trump go to jail for?
life
no jail time
elected president from a jail cell
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emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.
I was thinking today that Democrats will never figure out an acceptable way to dig at Ramaswamy's religion or ancestry, but Trump will almost certainly figure out some completely not acceptable things and his base will eat it up. Then Democrats will feel bad and vote for Vivek.





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WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

SomethingBeautiful
Oct 22, 2008

Some celestial event. No- no words. No words to describe it. Poetry! They should have sent a poet. So beautiful. So beautiful... I had no idea

Elephanthead posted:

GW Bush did a 9 11.

:yooge: the rigged and staged 9/11 hoax

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

milk requires the continued impregnation of young female cows so it makes sense why conservatives would be pro-milk

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out

quiggy posted:

thankfully oat milk is an asexual lesbian trans muslim latina

what section of the store do i head to

Oglethorpe
Aug 8, 2005


lol

https://twitter.com/RepPeteKing/status/688353859660582916

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

mdemone posted:

I wonder how long they begged him not to make them do it

he knows he can get headlines from places like newsmax and gateway pundit saying "biased judge REFUSES to recuse herself in trump trial"

SomethingBeautiful
Oct 22, 2008

Some celestial event. No- no words. No words to describe it. Poetry! They should have sent a poet. So beautiful. So beautiful... I had no idea

emfive posted:

I was thinking today that Democrats will never figure out an acceptable way to dig at Ramaswamy's religion or ancestry, but Trump will almost certainly figure out some completely not acceptable things and his base will eat it up. Then Democrats will feel bad and vote for Vivek.

why bother nobody knows who the gently caress vivek even is

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

Optimist: Glass is half full
Pessimist: Glass is half empty
Sean Davis: Mommy milky

quiggy
Aug 7, 2010

[in Russian] Oof.


crime fighting hog posted:

what section of the store do i head to

cum aisle

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
obamna

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

quiggy posted:

thankfully oat milk is an asexual lesbian trans muslim latina

most veg milks are kind-of not good for you, they're industrial processed foods and the "No added sugar" thing is completely disingenuous because they use enzymes in the processing to convert sugars right out of the source material. The final products have quite a bit of sugar.

on the other hand cow milk is kind-of disgusting too.

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
leftist: i ordered a glass of cum not milk

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

lol this piece of poo poo voted against giving first responders at 9/11 extended health benefits and compensation for inhaling a shitload of toxic gas. gently caress him.

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
why wasn’t trump ay the white house on 9/11 :smugdon:

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

milk is racist because lots of people who are not white are lactose intolerant checkmate

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Joementum posted:

milk isn't racist, but its production does require rape and torture

and it's also cruel to the cows.

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
https://twitter.com/EpochTimes/status/1701024001915527471
wow new CODBLOPS patch

Oglethorpe
Aug 8, 2005

broke: bush did 9/11
woke: imperialism did 9/11
bespoke: :chaostrump: did 9/11

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

bebop esq posted:

milk is racist because lots of people who are not white are lactose intolerant checkmate

I'm sorry I think you mean lactaid wokified???

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Oglethorpe posted:

broke: bush did 9/11
woke: imperialism did 9/11
bespoke: :chaostrump: did 9/11

who else knows more about the structural integrity of NYC skyscrapers? :thunk:

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Schmoe Cwead posted:

WERE ALL TRYING TO FIND THE GUY WHO DROVE THROUGH THE ICE WALL

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


Goin to Antarctica to cross the ice wall, somehow trekking overland across the South Pole, arriving at the opposite shore of Antarctica, and somehow sailing across to land getting yourself all hyped up about meeting some Atlanteans who sound suspiciously Australian

SomethingBeautiful
Oct 22, 2008

Some celestial event. No- no words. No words to describe it. Poetry! They should have sent a poet. So beautiful. So beautiful... I had no idea

they were amazing buildings, what else can you say? whether you agreed or not they were amazing buildings

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

emfive posted:

most veg milks are kind-of not good for you, they're industrial processed foods and the "No added sugar" thing is completely disingenuous because they use enzymes in the processing to convert sugars right out of the source material. The final products have quite a bit of sugar.

on the other hand cow milk is kind-of disgusting too.

it's really easy to make your own oat milk tho

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017







nyc if you can make it here you can make it anywhere

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
https://twitter.com/BrettDavisRIP/status/1161974615876481024

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015


Very cursed

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

Joementum posted:

it's really easy to make your own oat milk tho

yea but if you don't sweeten it , it tastes like lawn clippings. I mean, grind away if you like that stuff, and yea that'd be good for you for sure. But packaged oat milk is not that, and most people aren't Granite State hippies with wagon-wheel powered blenders

e: sorry Joementum I shouldn't make fun, I have a permanent debt to you for introducing me to Gary Wills

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

Joementum posted:

milk isn't racist, but its production does require rape and torture

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
this is easily my fav 9/11 political cartoon

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

Schmoe Cwead posted:

this is easily my fav 9/11 political cartoon



jesus h christ

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Schmoe Cwead posted:

this is easily my fav 9/11 political cartoon



lmao

gregday
May 23, 2003

bebop esq posted:

milk is racist because lots of people who are not white are lactose intolerant checkmate

so much for the tolerant left

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015


Oooh noooo, won't someone think of teenagers shouting the N word

Oglethorpe
Aug 8, 2005

titty_baby_ posted:

Oooh noooo, won't someone think of teenagers shouting the N word

nuclear?

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

smoobles posted:

9/11 was an inside joke

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Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
https://twitter.com/PopBase/status/1701286323817160783

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