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Ohtori Akio
Jul 15, 2022
you show up to catholic mass hoping to get touched by a priest

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Poppers
Jan 21, 2023

Lets just say you should keep reading that book

tristeham
Jul 31, 2022

Poppers posted:

Lets just say you should keep reading that book

very risky blowjob
Sep 27, 2015

Poppers posted:

I have 2 days off in the next 6 weeks so soliciting ideas on how I can make that weekend as chaotic as humanly possible. Current front runner is red eye cross country for a tattoo and bathhouse sex.

do it

very risky blowjob
Sep 27, 2015

was considering a trip to the steam room this week but i'm too broke to feel good about myself

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
My bathhouse story is I once accidentally pulled out my bathhouse membership card because it looks like my bus card and tried to pay for the bus with it for like ten seconds

very risky blowjob
Sep 27, 2015

once in a bathhouse i think i hurt a guy's feelings by not wanting to make out. later we were changing at our lockers next to one another and he just gave me this Droopy Dog rear end look

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕
lost my virginity in a bathhouse while jungle boy by baltimora played

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕
months later I saw the guy hanging out in an area where hustlers would find dates. he cruised me super hard and when I told him I was just walking through the area at 4am because I worked at a nearby bar and was walking home after work he was like "ah yeah, you're a good boy. I'm proud of you" but he was visibly upset

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

gotta have my purp

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

lost my virginity in a bathhouse while jungle boy by baltimora played

Ohtori Akio
Jul 15, 2022

very risky blowjob
Sep 27, 2015

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕

lmao

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.

very risky blowjob
Sep 27, 2015

sitting down with bataille's masterpiece and my first thought is that this is some sort of trick by poppers, because the narrator and simone are both fifteen, and thus this book is literal child sexual abuse material

very risky blowjob
Sep 27, 2015

changing my vote for this thread to 1 until october

Poppers
Jan 21, 2023

Why dont you have a seat?

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕
finally a thread for age gap discourse

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
the genuine CSAM megathread

really big jackets
Sep 11, 2023
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
:whitewater:

Poppers
Jan 21, 2023

Yep, thats right. The worst thing about this 100 year old French book full of rape and assorted heinous sex crimes is the ages of the characters. Youve cracked the freaking code.

Poppers
Jan 21, 2023

Would recommend any suspicious reregs who may or may not be on a big ol posting timeout to not troll mah thread 🧌

very risky blowjob
Sep 27, 2015

Poppers posted:

Yep, thats right. The worst thing about this 100 year old French book full of rape and assorted heinous sex crimes is the ages of the characters. Youve cracked the freaking code.

looking forward to next month's book, "old nambla newsletters"

aw frig aw dang it
Jun 1, 2018


Poppers offering u ancient French porno like the guy getting shiftfaced in return to zork

very risky blowjob
Sep 27, 2015

i will be posting my Book Report tonight. be ready

Poppers
Jan 21, 2023

very risky blowjob posted:

looking forward to next month's book, "old nambla newsletters"

Respected leatherdyke elder Gayle Rubin actually had a thing or two to say about this

very risky blowjob posted:

i will be posting my Book Report tonight. be ready

:cheersdoge:

really big jackets
Sep 11, 2023
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Poppers posted:

Would recommend any suspicious reregs who may or may not be on a big ol posting timeout to not troll mah thread 🧌

i would never troll u or ur thread poppers. im poppers-positive

really big jackets
Sep 11, 2023
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
will not be reading the french pedo book however. been burned too many times

very risky blowjob
Sep 27, 2015

Book Report

At one point in Story of the Eye, the narrator states: It is fair to say that the room of a bedridden invalid is just the right place for gradually rediscovering childhood lewdness. This is in reference to the act of suckling a woman's breasts, and yet it cuts right to the heart of what the text is bringing to the table. Bataille is hailed by his followers as a speaker of socially concealed truths -- a surgeon who cuts open the patient's belly, lifts a heaving black tumor out of their center mass, and then revives them so that they can see it while it's still connected to them. And yet.

In his seminal (different seminal than this one) text The Accursed Share, Bataille undertakes the construction of a natural economy, rooted in the philosophy that mankind's ongoing existence creates a surplus of energy. This energy is infinite in its capacity to self-generate, and yet the world and human society are storage vessels possessed of finite space. Thus, this excess energy must be burned off, released, sacrificed in acts that provide no utility beyond their own existence (e.g. art) or that revel in damage and destruction (e.g. war). The world is a bladder and when it gets full, humanity needs to piss.

I did not care for what is known as "pleasures of the flesh" because they really are insipid; I cared only for what is classified as "dirty." The narrator of Story of the Eye (easily imagined as Antoine Doinel, but with Holden Caulfield's lousy attitude and Alexander Portnoy's compulsive masturbation) manages to strip the power and pornography out of the text by sticking to the above attitude. Bataille's writing, even at its best, often has the kind of leadenness of a would-be 'cool' university lecturer. Here, it's downright soporific, as the narrator recounts his story in the manner of a child making up a dirty anecdote with only a vague sense of what constitutes indecency to string it all together: '...and then the girl hanged herself, and then we had sex next to the dead body, and then Simone peed on the dead body, and then, and then, and then'

In the words of one of the biggest faggots of all time, it says nothing to me about my life. Let's assume for a second that Georges Bataille was working through his own sexual fantasies within a literary framework: jerking off to the Dave Chappelle R. Kelly skit's giant vat labeled 'pee pee,' et cetera. There's enough detail to go 'lol, am I shocking you yet?' but not enough detail to actually shock, and any rigorous self-examination is held firmly at arm's length, making it all but impossible to relate to the characters as anything but a crude little Piss-and-Judy show or some kind of Howard Stern Wack Pack bit.

In terms of modern-day male authors, we're in Bret Easton Ellis territory much more than we are Dennis Cooper. To paraphrase David Foster Wallace: Ellis is interested in watching someone get the poo poo hosed out of him; Cooper is interested in the poo poo. Bataille, meanwhile, can't even figure out that pee is the same thing as squirt. Stick to philosophy and leave jacking off to the pros.

Ohtori Akio
Jul 15, 2022

very risky blowjob posted:

Book Report

At one point in Story of the Eye, the narrator states: It is fair to say that the room of a bedridden invalid is just the right place for gradually rediscovering childhood lewdness. This is in reference to the act of suckling a woman's breasts, and yet it cuts right to the heart of what the text is bringing to the table. Bataille is hailed by his followers as a speaker of socially concealed truths -- a surgeon who cuts open the patient's belly, lifts a heaving black tumor out of their center mass, and then revives them so that they can see it while it's still connected to them. And yet.

In his seminal (different seminal than this one) text The Accursed Share, Bataille undertakes the construction of a natural economy, rooted in the philosophy that mankind's ongoing existence creates a surplus of energy. This energy is infinite in its capacity to self-generate, and yet the world and human society are storage vessels possessed of finite space. Thus, this excess energy must be burned off, released, sacrificed in acts that provide no utility beyond their own existence (e.g. art) or that revel in damage and destruction (e.g. war). The world is a bladder and when it gets full, humanity needs to piss.

I did not care for what is known as "pleasures of the flesh" because they really are insipid; I cared only for what is classified as "dirty." The narrator of Story of the Eye (easily imagined as Antoine Doinel, but with Holden Caulfield's lousy attitude and Alexander Portnoy's compulsive masturbation) manages to strip the power and pornography out of the text by sticking to the above attitude. Bataille's writing, even at its best, often has the kind of leadenness of a would-be 'cool' university lecturer. Here, it's downright soporific, as the narrator recounts his story in the manner of a child making up a dirty anecdote with only a vague sense of what constitutes indecency to string it all together: '...and then the girl hanged herself, and then we had sex next to the dead body, and then Simone peed on the dead body, and then, and then, and then'

In the words of one of the biggest faggots of all time, it says nothing to me about my life. Let's assume for a second that Georges Bataille was working through his own sexual fantasies within a literary framework: jerking off to the Dave Chappelle R. Kelly skit's giant vat labeled 'pee pee,' et cetera. There's enough detail to go 'lol, am I shocking you yet?' but not enough detail to actually shock, and any rigorous self-examination is held firmly at arm's length, making it all but impossible to relate to the characters as anything but a crude little Piss-and-Judy show or some kind of Howard Stern Wack Pack bit.

In terms of modern-day male authors, we're in Bret Easton Ellis territory much more than we are Dennis Cooper. To paraphrase David Foster Wallace: Ellis is interested in watching someone get the poo poo hosed out of him; Cooper is interested in the poo poo. Bataille, meanwhile, can't even figure out that pee is the same thing as squirt. Stick to philosophy and leave jacking off to the pros.

didnt read

very risky blowjob
Sep 27, 2015

At one point while reading it, I was like "a lot of this stuff about breaking eggs sounds awfully familiar," and after a bit of digging realized that Jean-Luc Godard's Weekend (a movie I've seen too many times) has Mireille Darc describing to her husband an orgy she attended that was essentially just her describing stuff from Story of the Eye: "Paul stripped off too, and flaunted his penis for me. He told Monique to take off my panties. He made me kneel and put my head between Monique's legs. Now my back was turned to Paul. I remember she was describing my buttocks and he gazed at them all the time then came closer and fingered them. The rest of the bottle was poured over my back. I felt the liquid run between my buttock. Paul knelt down and began to lick my rear end. It wasn't unpleasant. It was quite wonderful. I felt Monique's bush against my neck, her hair mingling with my hair. While her husband caressed my buttocks, she put my hands on her buttocks and she fondled my breasts again. I felt her buttocks open to receive my fingers, then close upon them."

It's a great scene in a great movie, because there's an actual actress performing the above recitation, not the droning Ben Stein voice that emanates from Bataille's writing here. And that makes all the difference when it comes to eggs being broken in rear end cracks or whatever.

very risky blowjob
Sep 27, 2015


if only my report could have been this

Poppers
Jan 21, 2023

I think the standard you're applying to this book is quite anachronistic and does no real justice to Story of the Eye's historical context and impact. You mean to tell me that Bataille's imagination of snuff porn is less vivid than a gay man writing his experience of looking at snuff porn magazines that didn't exist 70 years earlier? That's not surprising. But we're all entitled to our own opinions, even if they're shallow and pedantic.

very risky blowjob
Sep 27, 2015

Poppers posted:

I think the standard you're applying to this book is quite anachronistic and does no real justice to Story of the Eye's historical context and impact. You mean to tell me that Bataille's imagination of snuff porn is less vivid than a gay man writing his experience of looking at snuff porn magazines that didn't exist 70 years earlier? That's not surprising. But we're all entitled to our own opinions, even if they're shallow and pedantic.

you pitched it as transgressive porn, i read it as transgressive porn, and since i'm younger than the polio vaccine it fails as transgressive porn

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

gotta have my purp
so wait is the book gay or straight

very risky blowjob
Sep 27, 2015

Cuttlefush posted:

so wait is the book gay or straight

it's so straight that literally after the narrator sticks his dick in his girlfriend for the first time, suddenly he starts getting all weird and uptight about her wanting to grind her pussy on hacked-off bull testicles in public

Poppers
Jan 21, 2023

very risky blowjob posted:

you pitched it as transgressive porn, i read it as transgressive porn, and since i'm younger than the polio vaccine it fails as transgressive porn

Actually I pitched it as the invention of the category of transgressive porn. R>C>P

very risky blowjob
Sep 27, 2015

Poppers posted:

Actually I pitched it as the invention of the category of transgressive porn. R>C>P

two thumbs down to the film strip of the train coming right at the audience

Poppers
Jan 21, 2023

very risky blowjob posted:

it's so straight that literally after the narrator sticks his dick in his girlfriend for the first time, suddenly he starts getting all weird and uptight about her wanting to grind her pussy on hacked-off bull testicles in public

Lol she wants to sit on it so badly

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Ohtori Akio
Jul 15, 2022
very glad to hear i can return this to the library

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