MNF: Aaron Rodgers thinks today is just another gameday.

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Fat Lowtax: Nov 9, 2008; "I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"

Subjecting my enemies to the MetLife turf

# ? Sep 12, 2023 02:02

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# ? May 24, 2024 04:30

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

bean mom posted:

well thats good news

Agreed, one less Star Wars fan.

# ? Sep 12, 2023 02:02

Abugadu: Jul 12, 2004; 1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.

Mystic Stylez posted:

Didn't the Packers need Rodgers to have a big snap percentage to get a first rounder out of the trade too?

65%

Out for four games, still doable. More than that, not so much. Drops to a 2nd rounder.

# ? Sep 12, 2023 02:02

pmchem: Jan 22, 2010

Seth Pecksniff posted:

I don't believe the Jets mortgaged the future for four plays lmao

E: I can absolutely believe it

https://overthecap.com/player/aaron-rodgers/1085
https://www.spotrac.com/nfl/new-york-jets/aaron-rodgers-3745/

$18.75 million per play, plus picks?

# ? Sep 12, 2023 02:02

RC and Moon Pie: May 5, 2011

So many meme'able faces.

Shock and awe indeed.

# ? Sep 12, 2023 02:03

Chef Boyardeez Nuts: Sep 9, 2011; The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.

Kalli posted:

Complete side note.

If anyone remembers the dude who looked exactly like old Luke Skywalker who did a bunch of charity stuff, Fluke Skywalker. Well turns out he was a pedo and he just killed himself today while awaiting trial.

Statistically RIP to a TFF poster

# ? Sep 12, 2023 02:03

Despera: Jun 6, 2011

no the edit

https://twitter.com/PatrickMahomes/status/1701398995409498427

# ? Sep 12, 2023 02:03

SirPablo: May 1, 2004; Pillbug

Never Forget

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Di7m4oyBt4

# ? Sep 12, 2023 02:03

wilderthanmild: Jun 21, 2010; Posting shit; Grimey Drawer

Kalli posted:

Complete side note.

If anyone remembers the dude who looked exactly like old Luke Skywalker who did a bunch of charity stuff, Fluke Skywalker. Well turns out he was a pedo and he just killed himself today while awaiting trial.

Is he football related?

If so it reminds me that some wolf suit KC superfan guy robbed a loving bank and was(maybe still is?) on the run.

# ? Sep 12, 2023 02:03

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

man that was 6

# ? Sep 12, 2023 02:03

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

Josh Allen is not having the greatest game here.

# ? Sep 12, 2023 02:03

CRIP EATIN BREAD: Jun 24, 2002; Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T; Soiled Meat

rodgers is now out for the game

# ? Sep 12, 2023 02:03

Kurgarra Queen: Jun 11, 2008; GIVE ME MORE
SUPER BOWL
WINS

Josh Allen is having a loving awful game so far.

# ? Sep 12, 2023 02:04

shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

https://twitter.com/brgridiron/status/1263920530706464768?s=20

# ? Sep 12, 2023 02:04

Alaois: Feb 7, 2012

Josh stinks!

# ? Sep 12, 2023 02:04

pillsburysoldier: Feb 11, 2008; Yo, peep that shit

https://twitter.com/ChrisVannini/status/1701392442132430934
Dont cross zach, yall

# ? Sep 12, 2023 02:04

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

Grittybeard posted:

Josh Allen is not having the greatest game here.

hes not a very good qb

# ? Sep 12, 2023 02:04

Barudak: May 7, 2007

Grittybeard posted:

Josh Allen is not having the greatest game here.

He fears the Stadium still hungers for more blood

# ? Sep 12, 2023 02:04

AndrewP: Apr 21, 2010

shyduck posted:

https://x.com/brgridiron/status/1263920530706464768?s=20

you could do a lot worse than Joseph Vincent Flacco

# ? Sep 12, 2023 02:04

Hilario Baldness: Feb 10, 2005; Grimey Drawer

Kalli posted:

Complete side note.

If anyone remembers the dude who looked exactly like old Luke Skywalker who did a bunch of charity stuff, Fluke Skywalker. Well turns out he was a pedo and he just killed himself today while awaiting trial.

drat that's pretty tight

# ? Sep 12, 2023 02:05

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

he dead

# ? Sep 12, 2023 02:05

Tayter Swift: Nov 18, 2002; Pillbug

Despera posted:

no the edit

https://twitter.com/PatrickMahomes/status/1701398995409498427

i didnt see the comma at first and i wish i hadnt

# ? Sep 12, 2023 02:05

Hughmoris: Apr 21, 2007; Let's go to the abyss!

On a scale from 0 - 10, what is the smudgeness level of Packer fans right now?

# ? Sep 12, 2023 02:05

Pimpcasso: Mar 13, 2002; VOLS BITCH

LT for the bills is moving early a lot

# ? Sep 12, 2023 02:05

CRIP EATIN BREAD: Jun 24, 2002; Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T; Soiled Meat

jets say x-rays are negative, so its not a bone thing

# ? Sep 12, 2023 02:05

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

pillsburysoldier posted:

https://twitter.com/ChrisVannini/status/1701392442132430934
Dont cross zach, yall

Morman Jesus is real.

# ? Sep 12, 2023 02:05

davecrazy: Nov 25, 2004; I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.

This is going to wind up being a total tendon tear or something.

# ? Sep 12, 2023 02:05

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

Barudak posted:

He fears the Stadium still hungers for more blood

josh getting hurt too would utterly devastate the entire state of NY for months

# ? Sep 12, 2023 02:05

Barudak: May 7, 2007

Hughmoris posted:

On a scale from 0 - 10, what is the smudgeness level of Packer fans right now?

Dangerously energetic, about to go super critical

# ? Sep 12, 2023 02:06

Kurgarra Queen: Jun 11, 2008; GIVE ME MORE
SUPER BOWL
WINS

Can we please get James Cook the ball more?

# ? Sep 12, 2023 02:06

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Agreed, one less Star Wars fan.

Username/post combo

# ? Sep 12, 2023 02:06

Gatts: Jan 2, 2001; Goodnight Moon; Nap Ghost

Peyton - X-Rays Negative on Rodgers

# ? Sep 12, 2023 02:06

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

Good Evening TFF

Using this game to justify drinking bourbon on a Monday.

:feelsgood:

# ? Sep 12, 2023 02:06

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!