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(Thread IKs: bebop esq, Virgil Vox, WrasslorMonkey)

how long does trump go to jail for?
	life
	no jail time
	elected president from a jail cell
	goku

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

if you ask nicely can you get them to make a pizza with a bunch of fried chicken on it, or are they in denial about the services they theoretically offer

# ? Sep 12, 2023 04:15

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# ? May 24, 2024 13:21

Plinkey: Aug 4, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Serfer posted:

we had one of those near my college

there was a combo long John silver and KFC down the street, but then they changed it to just KFC

yeah, we had a kentacohut somewhere in Oakland around pitt

# ? Sep 12, 2023 04:16

Plinkey: Aug 4, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

# ? Sep 12, 2023 04:16

bebop esq: Apr 17, 2006; hi boys

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

https://twitter.com/LolOverruled/status/1701055925723742468?s=20

# ? Sep 12, 2023 04:17

Buddykins: Feb 12, 2011

Plinkey posted:

lol this game is so stupid

https://i.imgur.com/lcig9Eo.mp4

lol saw this in the locker room and everyone lost their poo poo

# ? Sep 12, 2023 04:17

Filthy Hans: Jun 27, 2008; by Fluffdaddy
(and can't post for 10 years!)

Plinkey posted:

lol this game is so stupid

https://i.imgur.com/lcig9Eo.mp4

nothing's more fitting than the Jets losing their home opener on a :doink:

that squeaks through

there's still overtime, I guess

# ? Sep 12, 2023 04:17

Grey Fox: Jan 5, 2004

dunkin said "just throw frozen coffee and donuts in a blender, who gives a poo poo anymore"
https://twitter.com/parasiticflesh/status/1701334342415306968

# ? Sep 12, 2023 04:17

Spaced God: Feb 8, 2014; All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!

the jets winning by 22 on the 22nd anniversary of 9/11 in new york* it's really symbolic

# ? Sep 12, 2023 04:17

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003

Spaced God posted:

the jets winning by 22 on the 22nd anniversary of 9/11 in new york* it's really symbolic

that's how you know football is fake

# ? Sep 12, 2023 04:18

Spaced God: Feb 8, 2014; All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!

you know

we thought new york was out super early when tragedy struck

but not only did they come back

they defied the odds

they came back in overtime

wiht a rookie

real american story

can't beat that :911:

# ? Sep 12, 2023 04:19

Plinkey: Aug 4, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Filthy Hans posted:

nothing's more fitting than the Jets losing their home opener on a that squeaks through

there's still overtime, I guess

the jets won on a punt runback that should have been called back for tripping

# ? Sep 12, 2023 04:19

limp dick calvin: Sep 1, 2006; Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

Grey Fox posted:

dunkin said "just throw frozen coffee and donuts in a blender, who gives a poo poo anymore"
https://twitter.com/parasiticflesh/status/1701334342415306968

I�m a nasty hog but that�s just too much

# ? Sep 12, 2023 04:19

bebop esq: Apr 17, 2006; hi boys

Grey Fox posted:

dunkin said "just throw frozen coffee and donuts in a blender, who gives a poo poo anymore"
https://twitter.com/parasiticflesh/status/1701334342415306968

god that sounds disgusting

# ? Sep 12, 2023 04:19

Filthy Hans: Jun 27, 2008; by Fluffdaddy
(and can't post for 10 years!)

the best thing about this Jets victory is it will have New Yorkers questioning whether they even need Rodgers when their backup can beat the Bills

# ? Sep 12, 2023 04:20

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003

Grey Fox posted:

dunkin said "just throw frozen coffee and donuts in a blender, who gives a poo poo anymore"
https://twitter.com/parasiticflesh/status/1701334342415306968

DD (Dunkin Diabetes)

# ? Sep 12, 2023 04:20

Filthy Hans: Jun 27, 2008; by Fluffdaddy
(and can't post for 10 years!)

Plinkey posted:

the jets won on a punt runback that should have been called back for tripping

that's Jets football, baby

# ? Sep 12, 2023 04:20

emfive: Aug 6, 2011; Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

External Organs posted:

I thought about sending him into the car as his first away mission but all he's shown me he's interested in is pissing and making GBS threads places where he shouldn't.

Just like my favorite president!

if you want a personal upside to that somewhat problematic yorkie, when you get his fur trimmed next tell them to give him a buzz cut, he won't mind but he'll look like a weird mutant, like some kind of pre-columbian ritual statue

their fur grows back in like 12 hours so it doesn't do any permanent damage but it's hilarious

# ? Sep 12, 2023 04:23

Plinkey: Aug 4, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

i forget where i got this

# ? Sep 12, 2023 04:30

Rubellavator: Aug 16, 2007

shoutouts to the USPS delivering my package at 10pm

what the gently caress are your hours

# ? Sep 12, 2023 04:30

i am harry: Oct 14, 2003

Rubellavator posted:

shoutouts to the USPS delivering my package at 10pm

what the gently caress are your hours

was it delivered in a brown truck or someones sedan because thats been happening a lot it seems

# ? Sep 12, 2023 04:31

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

emfive posted:

if you want a personal upside to that somewhat problematic yorkie, when you get his fur trimmed next tell them to give him a buzz cut, he won't mind but he'll look like a weird mutant, like some kind of pre-columbian ritual statue

their fur grows back in like 12 hours so it doesn't do any permanent damage but it's hilarious

Hell yeah I love my mutant piss boy. It was pretty short when we got it cut like a month ago.

My wife is back from the firehouse: surprising no one, they were not helpful. Terrorists win.

# ? Sep 12, 2023 04:32

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003

Rubellavator posted:

shoutouts to the USPS delivering my package at 10pm

what the gently caress are your hours

Maybe someone found your package on their porch and brought it over

# ? Sep 12, 2023 04:33

the milk machine: Jul 23, 2002; lick my keys

a.lo posted:

Good. I hope you stay mad forever.

well I don't!

# ? Sep 12, 2023 04:36

Bilirubin: Feb 16, 2014; The sanctioned action is to CHUG

Plinkey posted:

i forget where i got this

it says "cho colon" so probably from there?

# ? Sep 12, 2023 04:37

the milk machine: Jul 23, 2002; lick my keys

Good Citizen posted:

theres hundred of pizza huts in malaysia

its a hugely popular chain in asia, same with kfc

is that picture of an abandoned pizza hut from thirty years ago located in malaysia?

# ? Sep 12, 2023 04:37

Plinkey: Aug 4, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Bilirubin posted:

it says "cho colon" so probably from there?

it's clearly 'choco lonely'

# ? Sep 12, 2023 04:39

RandomBlue: Dec 30, 2012; hay guys!; Biscuit Hider

how could you do this to buddykins PFC??

# ? Sep 12, 2023 04:39

Buddykins: Feb 12, 2011

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

Maybe someone found your package on their porch and brought it over

you bastard....

# ? Sep 12, 2023 04:40

neutral milf hotel: Oct 9, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

neutral milf hotel posted:

please pray for smythe. he got stepped on by his parkour gf

https://twitter.com/strangestmedia/status/1701317394755625008

e. oops wrong thread but I'll leave it here

# ? Sep 12, 2023 04:41

Plinkey: Aug 4, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

RandomBlue posted:

how could you do this to buddykins PFC??

just an all around mean person

# ? Sep 12, 2023 04:41

tacodaemon: Nov 27, 2006

KTZO-TV 20 San Francisco end-of-day signoff, 1980

https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1694196265414754304/pu/vid/938x720/7gmnltpVrDQTN9th.mp4?tag=12

# ? Sep 12, 2023 04:44

Rubellavator: Aug 16, 2007

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

Maybe someone found your package on their porch and brought it over

nah it was the guy, tracking says 9:47 plus i had seen him deliver another package to my mailbox an hour before that.

# ? Sep 12, 2023 04:45

smarxist: Jul 26, 2018; by Fluffdaddy

tacodaemon posted:

KTZO-TV 20 San Francisco end-of-day signoff, 1980

https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1694196265414754304/pu/vid/938x720/7gmnltpVrDQTN9th.mp4?tag=12

i'm bill cassidy

# ? Sep 12, 2023 04:46

Buddykins: Feb 12, 2011

that is not your kitty av to have!! That'd be like me having smarxist's kitty

# ? Sep 12, 2023 04:47

Plinkey: Aug 4, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

tacodaemon posted:

KTZO-TV 20 San Francisco end-of-day signoff, 1980

https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1694196265414754304/pu/vid/938x720/7gmnltpVrDQTN9th.mp4?tag=12

# ? Sep 12, 2023 04:47

Plinkey: Aug 4, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

im gunna say it, and it's not gunna be popular

cool ranch seasoning tastes better on thin lays chips than it does on Doritos corn chips

# ? Sep 12, 2023 04:49

Rip Testes: Jan 29, 2004; I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

tacodaemon posted:

KTZO-TV 20 San Francisco end-of-day signoff, 1980

https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1694196265414754304/pu/vid/938x720/7gmnltpVrDQTN9th.mp4?tag=12

Imagine most of those folks have passed away

# ? Sep 12, 2023 04:49