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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
"claws" what the gently caress

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Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

redshirt posted:


The Scouring is this super anti-Hollywood type of ending. Who follows up the huge giant victory with this small story where our heroes beat up some thugs?


Well Stepbrothers did, and it was AWESOME

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

Karate Bastard posted:

"claws" what the gently caress

Yeah, you know, claws.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Chrpno posted:

Well Stepbrothers did, and it was AWESOME

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Karate Bastard posted:

"claws" what the gently caress

Sounds like *somebody* hasn't been enjoying enough crab-based media

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Don't @ me

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Watch Alaska put on a Broadway show for some boom chika chika

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Lt. Cock posted:

The only good Peter Jackson movie is The Frighteners
You should watch Meet The Feebles, it's also good.

cool kids inc.
May 27, 2005

I swallowed a bug

Karate Bastard posted:

Haha what even is some of these things, like dacryphilia, or high protocol, or wait don't anybody answer any of that please.

Even bigger lol at that hyper burn, west "virginia" indeed lmao

I know you said not to clarify, but it's gonna drive me nuts.

Dacryphilia is crying or tears. The fuckin is so good can't help but cry (or other, darker turns but hey, it's FetLife, so in theory it's Consensual)

High Protocol is usually just really very strict and orderly BDSM. Usually there are explicit rules for every single thing, and explicit punishments for failing to adhere to those rules.

cool kids inc. fucked around with this message at 22:56 on Sep 11, 2023

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Karate Bastard posted:

"claws" what the gently caress

Team Jacob 🐺

nexous
Jan 14, 2003

I just want to be pure

cool kids inc. posted:

I know you said not to clarify, but it's gonna drive me nuts.

Dacryphilia is crying or tears. The fuckin is so good can't help but cry (or other, darker turns but hey, it's FetLife, so in theory it's Consensual)

High Protocol is usually just really very strict and orderly BDSM. Usually there are explicit rules for every single thing, and explicit punishments for failing to adhere to those rules.

this guy fucks

cool kids inc.
May 27, 2005

I swallowed a bug

nexous posted:

this guy fucks

Just internet poisoned, but yeah that too

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

nexous posted:

this guy fucks

In the weirdest, grossest ways you can imagine but yeah

Paper Tiger
Jun 17, 2007

🖨️🐯torn apart by idle hands

What the gently caress is going on with Delaware?! Hey Delaware, I'm calling you out! What the gently caress!!!

Kit Walker
Jul 10, 2010
"The Man Who Cannot Deadlift"

Louisiana being into crucifixion play is really on the nose

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
Rhode Island: Bukkake

Then we got like
Maryland and Idaho in to fire play. I guess you set each other on fire and then gently caress?

Vermont and Utah into gasmasks? Is Vermont a Liberal state? Cause them and Maryland being in to the same thing as Conservative Utah and Idaho...... This could bring the country together.

Oklahoma and Nevada gonna team up and watch clown porn together (no homo) and then we got Ohio that likes smoking porn they could team up with NY for some human ashtray porn.

I think that Impact play is probably those videos of dudes that get hookers to boot them in the nuts.

I think a good goon project would be to invent an algorithm that goes to every porn site and spams the search engines with Goatse searches.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Ambassadorofsodomy posted:

Rhode Island: Bukkake

Then we got like
Maryland and Idaho in to fire play. I guess you set each other on fire and then gently caress?

Vermont and Utah into gasmasks? Is Vermont a Liberal state? Cause them and Maryland being in to the same thing as Conservative Utah and Idaho...... This could bring the country together.

Oklahoma and Nevada gonna team up and watch clown porn together (no homo) and then we got Ohio that likes smoking porn they could team up with NY for some human ashtray porn.

I think that Impact play is probably those videos of dudes that get hookers to boot them in the nuts.

I think a good goon project would be to invent an algorithm that goes to every porn site and spams the search engines with Goatse searches.

Come to Maine. Besides Alaska and Hawaii, we're the farthest place from the rest of America.

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

Friend of a friend I had years ago had a room in his basement that was all padded walls and moveable pillows, with lots of anchor points all over the floor, walls, and ceiling. Oh and Velcro patches too if his guests didn’t feel like fiddling with clasps and whatnot. Dude called it the ThunderDome.

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo

redshirt posted:

Come to Maine. Besides Alaska and Hawaii, we're the farthest place from the rest of America.

Let me tell you about Guam

dregan
Jan 16, 2005

I could transport you all into space if I wanted.

madmatt112 posted:

Friend of a friend I had years ago had a room in his basement that was all padded walls and moveable pillows, with lots of anchor points all over the floor, walls, and ceiling. Oh and Velcro patches too if his guests didn’t feel like fiddling with clasps and whatnot. Dude called it the ThunderDome.

Surely all pillows are moveable?

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

dregan posted:

Surely all pillows are moveable?

You’ve engaged my trap card - my couch has pillows whose covers are sewn along one edge to the couch itself. I’d posit those are not movable pillows in the same way that, say, a throw pillow is moveable.

Unless the very definition of a pillow implies that the whole of the object is the pillow - such that my couch-joined “pillow” is categorically not a pillow because it is not independent of another object…

:thunk:

ITT we debate pillow topography.

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo
Your couch has attached pillows?

Not the cushions?

dregan
Jan 16, 2005

I could transport you all into space if I wanted.
Is it a bed settee? Because otherwise they're just glorified cushions (and presumably difficult to clean, which I agree is a major flaw in a fungeon context).

Wingnut Ninja
Jan 11, 2003

Mostly Harmless
West Virginia just like: can our thing be "tits"? No? Okay then, "big tits".

caspergers
Oct 1, 2021

redshirt posted:

I think I had Aliens/Terminator/Predator on one tape and I didn't give a drat about video quality.

Possibly just Aliens/Terminator.

I had the entirety of the 10th Kingdom on one and I don't remember the quality being noticeably bad. It did have a shitload of tape in it tho

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

Ambassadorofsodomy posted:


Vermont and Utah into gasmasks? Is Vermont a Liberal state? Cause them and Maryland being in to the same thing as Conservative Utah and Idaho...... This could bring the country together.


I guarantee you those people are not in to the kind of gas mask you're thinking of

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

They're using masks to keep the gas in, not out.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

They're huffin FARTS, Jerry!

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


this is bullshit, according to pornhub new jersey is into femdom, not feet


plz dont associate our state's dommy mommy desires with foot loving weirdos

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:

this is bullshit, according to pornhub new jersey is into femdom, not feet


plz dont associate our state's dommy mommy desires with foot loving weirdos

For some reason I just assume by default NJ has the best MILFs (and GILFS)

Gorfob
Feb 10, 2007

redshirt posted:

Tom Bombadil. Scouring of The Shire.

I read this with a : I stead of a .

And thought to myself I don't remember a genocidal rampage by Tom Bombadil.

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy


https://www.amazon.com/DUDE-Wipes-Flushable-DUMPkin-Pumpkin/dp/B0C9SKD1PZ

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

not a scent you’d expect to find wafting from a butthole

Action-Bastard
Jan 1, 2008

No, I need my rear end in a top hat to smell like Autumn.

Content:

TheBizzness
Oct 5, 2004

Reign on me.
Bad Taste is a cool movie to watch.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Action-Bastard posted:

No, I need my rear end in a top hat to smell like Autumn.

Content:


Fallout's setting is conservative dickheads blew up the world. while 3 doesn't have that theme as strong as 1, 2 and NV, it's still pretty open about it. Oh and the bad guys are an authoritarian group who want's to go do some eugenics based genocide.

Also bioshock's main message is libertarianism is loving stupid and ends up with the powerful controlling everything and mass slaughter. I have no idea about Zelda's poltics but I'm reasonably it probably has some don't be a fuckstick messaging in there as well.

either they didn't play some of the games on that list or it's just bait.

dr_rat fucked around with this message at 06:06 on Sep 12, 2023

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

dr_rat posted:

Fallout's setting is conservative dickheads blew up the world. while 3 doesn't have that theme as strong as 1, 2 and NV, it's still pretty open about it. Oh and the bad guys are an authoritarian group who want's to go do some eugenics based genocide.

Also bioshock's main message is libertarianism is loving stupid and ends up with the powerful controlling everything and mass slaughter. I have no idea about Zelda's poltics but I'm reasonably it probably has some don't be a fuckstick messaging in there as well.

either they didn't play some of the games on that list or it's just bait.

ok, skyrim might seem "trad" if you just look at it for exactly 1 second and don't think about anything. It could very vaguely seem like some sort of idealized alternate reality past sort of thing. It's idk, not really pushing much of an ideology. You can decide to do whatever, up to a certain point, it isn't anything super substantial, it really isn't that much

Whoever said Morrowind is insane. Is this based on Dagoth Ur memes? This game is p much entirely about the obliteration of the status quo and irrevocable permanent destruction of like 5000 years of in-setting cultural traditions. I think it was at least partially written on illegal hallucinogens and / or a severe, medically-dangerous bender. It depicts a conservative society that's in the process of being destroyed. Unless you completely disregard the main quest you have a strong hand in doing it lol

rimworld i do utopian communes every time lol

i just keep seeing other ones on there that are -- this is just -- man -- the dude -- lol this is dumb enough to be real i spent more effort on this post than was needed

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Didn't Orlando Bloom have a baby w/ Katy Perry or someone like that?

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Mr. Fix It
Oct 26, 2000

💀ayyy💀


Waltzing Along posted:

Didn't Orlando Bloom have a baby w/ Katy Perry or someone like that?

ya. miranda kerr, too

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