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Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Elias_Maluco posted:

Listen to them too much and you get the ST, though

Or Joss Whedon's Justice League.

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Darko
Dec 23, 2004

YaketySass posted:

The lesson is: when doing a sequel, always listen to the fans' complaints.

AOTC did listen to fan complaints. There was almost no Jar Jar and Anakin was older. Issue was, the fan complaints were superficial, as usual, because they have no idea what they actually want and tend to boil things down to meme level stuff.

Darko fucked around with this message at 17:15 on Sep 11, 2023

Schwarzwald
Jul 27, 2004

Don't Blink
For real, Lucas listening to fan complaints almost certainly made AotC a worse movie than the one I have in my head.

Cutting back on Jar Jar's screen time (compared to what was planned at various points) lends more credence to criticisms of the character, and cutting the scene with Padme's parents (and the other poor children Padme helped) was just a mistake. As much as AotC is held up by some fans as the film where Lucas was most tragically in control, it is oddly restrained at points.

Schwarzwald fucked around with this message at 17:18 on Sep 11, 2023

Megaman's Jockstrap
Jul 16, 2000

What a horrible thread to have a post.
I'm not a Jar Jar fan in the slightest but making His Goofiness have to deal with real Senate politics and gradually watching him become a starch-shirted empty-headed politician would have been interesting.

YaketySass
Jan 15, 2019

Blind Idiot Dog
uhh, let meesa be clear...

PeterWeller
Apr 21, 2003

I told you that story so I could tell you this one.

Megaman's Jockstrap posted:

I'm not a Jar Jar fan in the slightest but making His Goofiness have to deal with real Senate politics and gradually watching him become a starch-shirted empty-headed politician would have been interesting.

This makes me realize that Jar Jar is basically frogman Kevin McCarthy and that's just ... sad.

Darko
Dec 23, 2004

I just watched a Sheev supercut on Youtube and finally realized Sheev is the protagonist of Episode 1. I mean, the movie is literally named about him.

YaketySass
Jan 15, 2019

Blind Idiot Dog
if it was about Maul it'd be The Devil Menace

feedmyleg
Dec 25, 2004

Megaman's Jockstrap posted:

I'm not a Jar Jar fan in the slightest but making His Goofiness have to deal with real Senate politics and gradually watching him become a starch-shirted empty-headed politician would have been interesting.

A remake of The Candidate with Jar Jar in the Redford role would be inspired.

FunkyAl
Mar 28, 2010

Your vitals soar.

Captain Jesus posted:

I guess I am one of the few people who like ROTS the least of the prequels. I was a hardcore fanboy when it came out and I was incredibly stoked going to see it in a cinema for the first time, but I felt there was something off about it from the beginning. The entire sequence on the Grievous ship is oddly cartoony. The droids speak with different voices and there's a huge ammount of slapstick and fake looking CGI. This sequence is probably my least favorite in the prequels. The movie gets better afterwards but I always felt there was something missing. Anakin's turn feels rushed - mainly the point when he bends the knee to Sheev and immediatelly goes to kill children - and Yoda's and Obi-Wan's absence from Coruscant is forced. There's nothing interesting about their CGI adventures on Kashyyk and Utapau (with the exception of Obi-Wan being an arrogant shithead), the plot just requires their absence from Coruscant.

I've always liked TPM and grew to appreciate AOTC, but ROTS still doesn't work for me.

I contest that the grievous stuff is the most interesting because he is literally the grim reaper in a story about inevitable death. In the context of the story about Anakin making a Faustian bargain, I think it is interesting that the devil himself makes a bargain with death in the interest of prolonging life. Symbolically he is superceded by Vader and palpatine, palpatine takes his ghoul form almost immediately after grievous dies, but obi wan kills death and steals his car. Later, he fails at his job of killing Anakin.

In my last rewatch, it hit me that the Jedi are all in heaven. Obviously a few of them are ghosts beaming into their meeting, but the Jedi temple is full of ethereal light and fluffy clouds. Mourn them do not, miss them do not.

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."

Darko posted:

AOTC did listen to fan complaints. There was almost no Jar Jar and Anakin was older. Issue was, the fan complaints were superficial, as usual, because they have no idea what they actually want and tend to boil things down to meme level stuff.

Anakin being older was going to happen anyway as fast as I understand

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Cartoon Man posted:

Here’s some hosed up news.

https://wlwt.com/article/fluke-skywalker-john-stevens-arrested-child-pornography/44592470







He posted all over imgur all the time, was a dead ringer for old man Mark Hamil and would visit kids in the hospital as Luke Skywalker. Imgur’s pretty devastated.

Here’s a post of his, what he looked like:
https://imgur.com/gallery/1rba2



Just a followup on this. He killed himself today while awaiting trial: https://www.wlwt.com/article/fluke-...20organizations

ungulateman
Apr 18, 2012

pretentious fuckwit who isn't half as literate or insightful or clever as he thinks he is
had a sequel thought: leia's arc in the sequels is the same as padme's in the prequels, where she spends two movies buying into her own hype and then kills herself out of depression at the end of the third when she realises she's already become the very thing she sought to destroy. the issue, as per usual, is that abrams and johnson were perfectly happy to have disney edit all the movies into oblivion to obfuscate this

Assepoester
Jul 18, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Melman v2

ungulateman posted:

seismic charges.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJTeatDqXrc

Martman
Nov 20, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!

Darko posted:

I just watched a Sheev supercut on Youtube and finally realized Sheev is the protagonist of Episode 1. I mean, the movie is literally named about him.
I read this as "Sheev uppercut" at first and hoped they had put him in Mortal Kombat or something

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
Everyone should play DUKE games.

:dukedog:

Megaman's Jockstrap posted:

I'm not a Jar Jar fan in the slightest but making His Goofiness have to deal with real Senate politics and gradually watching him become a starch-shirted empty-headed politician would have been interesting.

I unironically was hoping to see Senator Binx pop up briefly in Andor at the party or something

Sanitary Naptime
May 29, 2006

MIWK!


A scene where Luthen struggles to keep up the shopkeeper facade while jar jar makes barely concealed overtures to getting involved with the rebellion as he clumsily smashes the expensive merchandise. His driver is furiously making notes as he does this but he’s just making a tally of damages because he’s always doing this poo poo, setting off a Coen Brothers type plot culminating in Luthen getting himself killed from blowing his cover over trying to steal what turns out to be a Senate Insurance Committee claim form, leaving Mon Mothma to lead the rebellion and eventually found a weak new republic.

Post credits scene of an elderly jar jar getting on a transport leaving hosnian prime just before the first order wipes it out

Darko
Dec 23, 2004

Doctor Spaceman posted:

Anakin being older was going to happen anyway as fast as I understand

This is correct. Just saying the surface complaints were covered in the second movie, which also resulted in fan arguments between those that did and did not like it based around the did saying "it gave you what you wanted."

Angry Salami
Jul 27, 2013

Don't trust the skull.

Doctor Spaceman posted:

Anakin being older was going to happen anyway as fast as I understand

Alternate version of the prequels where Anakin is still a little kid in Revenge of the Sith.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
Jake Lloyd as Anakin slicing and dicing his fellow younglings while shouting, "I'll try spinning! That's a good trick!"

Glottis
May 29, 2002

No. It's necessary.
Yam Slacker

Elias_Maluco posted:

Listen to them too much and you get the ST, though

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Or Joss Whedon's Justice League.

both of these qualify as "listening to the loudest fans in the wrong way" though.

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

YaketySass posted:

The lesson is: when doing a sequel, always listen to the fans' complaints.

Elias_Maluco posted:

Listen to them too much and you get the ST, though


I think Bill Hader had it right, listen to people when they say something's wrong but don't listen to their solutions.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHHZSNw9J2o

Upsidads
Jan 11, 2007
Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates


Ghost Leviathan posted:

Or Joss Whedon's Justice League.

Also Snyder cut, were the old director cuts like unicorn in blade runner fan interest too?

Captain Jesus
Feb 26, 2009

What's wrong with you? You don't even have your beer goggles on!!

FunkyAl posted:

I contest that the grievous stuff is the most interesting because he is literally the grim reaper in a story about inevitable death. In the context of the story about Anakin making a Faustian bargain, I think it is interesting that the devil himself makes a bargain with death in the interest of prolonging life. Symbolically he is superceded by Vader and palpatine, palpatine takes his ghoul form almost immediately after grievous dies, but obi wan kills death and steals his car. Later, he fails at his job of killing Anakin.

In my last rewatch, it hit me that the Jedi are all in heaven. Obviously a few of them are ghosts beaming into their meeting, but the Jedi temple is full of ethereal light and fluffy clouds. Mourn them do not, miss them do not.

I like that in theory, but the way Grievous is depicted as fairly harmless doesn't make me buy him the grim reaper stand in. He's almost a comic relief. That on the other hand makes Obi-Wan look even more like a shithead. It's interesting how stoked for war he is in ROTS. He's having fun leading the clone troopers and killing enemies. He doesn't even try to capture Grievous, he's there to kill him. Even with Anakin later on he's just immediatelly ready to kick his rear end. Obi-Wan is a psychopath whose true colors were revealed by the war.

Wolfsheim
Dec 23, 2003

"Ah," Ratz had said, at last, "the artiste."

Captain Jesus posted:

I like that in theory, but the way Grievous is depicted as fairly harmless doesn't make me buy him the grim reaper stand in. He's almost a comic relief. That on the other hand makes Obi-Wan look even more like a shithead. It's interesting how stoked for war he is in ROTS. He's having fun leading the clone troopers and killing enemies. He doesn't even try to capture Grievous, he's there to kill him. Even with Anakin later on he's just immediatelly ready to kick his rear end. Obi-Wan is a psychopath whose true colors were revealed by the war.

There's this weird implication in Rebels when Obi Wan kills Maul that he's not there to protect Luke but to hone him into a Jedi powerful enough to kill Vader, like he's basically a vessel for Obi Wan's revenge. I always kind of assumed him watching over Luke was like a penance for his failures but nope, he was just playing the assassination long-game

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Yoda and Obi-Wan’s entire spiel post-ROTS was 100% them hoping to eventually turn Luke into a super assassin to help clean up their massive past failure (Anakin). Their timeline got moved up dramatically with the appearance of Threepio and R2, and the murder of Luke’s aunt and uncle.

They even withhold Luke’s lineage to Vader because they know if they send him to kill his dad, he’ll hesitate.

“What I told you was true, from a certain point of view.”

Fuckin’ hell.

The old Jedi Order was chockfull of psychopaths like Obi-Wan and Yoda. No wonder Dooku (and others like him) bailed on them.

Gonz fucked around with this message at 06:41 on Sep 12, 2023

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
That's a really common thing in the genre, reminded of the original Mirage TMNT where Splinter isn't nearly as much of a father figure to the Turtles, he explicitly trains them as weapons of revenge against Shredder and the Foot Clan. (and quite a few versions have Karai and/or other Foot Clan in turn seek revenge against the Turtles)

That Luke rises above that and finds a solution above and beyond what his mentors were hoping for, defying their fears, is what makes the triumph matter.

teagone
Jun 10, 2003

That was pretty intense, huh?

Upsidads posted:

Also Snyder cut

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

That's the back story to Lady Snowblood. Her mother concieves her solely for to her to grow up and get revenge.

Robot Style
Jul 5, 2009

Doctor Spaceman posted:

Anakin being older was going to happen anyway as fast as I understand

Yeah, this seems to have been in his mind as far back as 1978. When Lucas first put pencil to paper to figure out the numbering scheme of the series, his first idea was:
  • Episode I: Prelude
  • Episodes II - IV: Clone Wars Trilogy
  • Episode V: Epilogue/Prologue
  • Episodes VI - VIII: Star Wars Trilogy



Obviously the list got cut down and the Star Wars trilogy was 4-6, but it seems like Lucas kept the idea of Episode I being a prelude to the larger conflict (presumably with younger versions of the characters), while the latter prequels would bookend the Clone Wars.

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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Mantis42 posted:

I think Bill Hader had it right, listen to people when they say something's wrong but don't listen to their solutions.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHHZSNw9J2o

This straight up unlocked something in my brain

Thank you

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

The whole point of being an auteur is not listening to the fans

Does David lynch make films for his fans

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
I mean, yes, because his fans aren't squealing pigs who just want to see the same thing but somehow different.

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep

Halloween Jack posted:

I mean, yes, because his fans aren't squealing pigs who just want to see the same thing but somehow different.

Im not so sure, a lot of Twin Peaks fans hated season 3, specially for only bringing Cooper back like 3 episodes from the end

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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I’d say the difference is they’re not David lynch fans but twin peaks fans.

I’m both and because of that I’m like go off king do whatcha gotta do.

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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Star Wars fans aren’t fans of George Lucas but the franchise so that’s why they get all annoying when things go against the canon or whatever.

I love Rian Johnson’s work so I was just down to see what he did with it Vs to see a new star war.

Probably why these Dave filoni things bore me so much. I don’t know this guy we’ll enough to give a poo poo about him and so his work is just a new star war and as a new star war is boring as hell

CelticPredator fucked around with this message at 18:09 on Sep 12, 2023

Megaman's Jockstrap
Jul 16, 2000

What a horrible thread to have a post.
I am unimpressed with Filoni as well.

Roth
Jul 9, 2016

Dave Filoni has done far better work with Star Wars than Rian Johnson's misunderstanding of the prequels

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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why come at me personality lol

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FunkyAl
Mar 28, 2010

Your vitals soar.

Captain Jesus posted:

I like that in theory, but the way Grievous is depicted as fairly harmless doesn't make me buy him the grim reaper stand in. He's almost a comic relief. That on the other hand makes Obi-Wan look even more like a shithead. It's interesting how stoked for war he is in ROTS. He's having fun leading the clone troopers and killing enemies. He doesn't even try to capture Grievous, he's there to kill him. Even with Anakin later on he's just immediatelly ready to kick his rear end. Obi-Wan is a psychopath whose true colors were revealed by the war.

In some ways, death is harmless. With luck, one day, you and I will die harmlessly in a bed. And relative to the greater conflict, grievous IS harmless, killing him doesn't stop the war, the other characters all just take his place. It is like obi wan interrupted Walt Disney's skeleton dance and killed the head skeleton.

The key theme in this film is that death has a place in the cycle of life. While grievous embodies death, he has holed up (literally) in a city with copious vegetation, not unlike yavin, his robot crew at the beginning is lit all in green. His cough is a reminder that he will die one day anyway, war or no. So, death is harmless. Do you fight death or embrace him?

FunkyAl fucked around with this message at 18:30 on Sep 12, 2023

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