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how long does trump go to jail for?
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smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
dawn crew

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mad.radhu
Jan 8, 2006




Fun Shoe
It's 2am you absolute fool

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

mad.radhu posted:

It's 2am you absolute fool

nope

Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


Dinosaur Gum

Bethamphetamine posted:

no more drock bock

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_I1FWje5LBE

El Palo Mota
Aug 5, 2009

El Palo Mota
Aug 5, 2009

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

a.lo would've closed this thread but instead we have to live through it

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

mdemone posted:

lmao they stipulated that Trump is the head of the conspiracy

this is their motion:



extremely weak motion

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

euphronius posted:

extremely weak motion

that's what she said

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

mexi
Mar 17, 2003

Time to call it a night.

Schmoe Cwead posted:

after reading the server story imagine it was instead about implanting computer chips into monkey brains

elon: god——t jesus f——g h christ this isn’t rocket science. may i see your pocket knife? *jabs monkey repeatedly in the head and jams in computer chip*

scientist: mr. musk sir that was a watch battery

elon: bulls—t how hard is it to design a chip that doesn’t kill the monkey when u insert it???? u have 30 dayss to iron this out before human trials

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k
What happened to the kitty that was trapped in the car???

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

You guys ready for the iphone 15 reveal? the biggest changes to the phone’s design in 11 years. Let's go.

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

a.lo posted:

You guys ready for the iphone 15 reveal? the biggest changes to the phone’s design in 11 years. Let's go.

I know which reveal I'm ready for...

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

a.lo posted:

You guys ready for the iphone 15 reveal? the biggest changes to the phone’s design in 11 years. Let's go.

iphones are for clowns

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)
lmao if you’re using a phone and haven’t gotten on the Beeperwave aesthetic

BOGO LOAD
Jul 1, 2004

"You know I always had trouble really chewing the fat with my pops. Just listen to him..."

tacodaemon posted:


Musk turned to his security guard and asked to borrow his pocket knife. Using it, he was able to lift one of the air vents in the floor, which allowed him to pry open the floor panels. He then crawled under the server floor himself, used the knife to jimmy open an electrical cabinet, pulled the server plugs, and waited to see what happened. Nothing exploded. The server was ready to be moved.


we came so close to Elon dying underneath the floor like a rat chewing on power cables.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007


comments are delightfully deranged

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."
Look who got extracted from the steering column!

AxGrap
Jan 11, 2005

☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽

External Organs posted:

Look who got extracted from the steering column!


Good work! Cutiiiiiiie!

mad.radhu
Jan 8, 2006




Fun Shoe

External Organs posted:

Look who got extracted from the steering column!


Name it Ratio

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

External Organs posted:

Look who got extracted from the steering column!


this is why I no longer let my cats drive to work

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

External Organs posted:

Look who got extracted from the steering column!


This one's obviously gotta be named Trouble.

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


go birds

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

External Organs posted:

Look who got extracted from the steering column!


:blessed:

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k

External Organs posted:

Look who got extracted from the steering column!


:peanut:

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

I thought Andy went off to college? I thought Woody and Bo Peep went off on their own from the rest of the gang? Why are they all back together in room that should be empty?

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

External Organs posted:

Look who got extracted from the steering column!


Oh, just a tiny baby. Where's your mama, little guy?

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Nonsense posted:

comments are delightfully deranged

It's the epoch times. They always are.

BAE OF PIGS
Nov 28, 2016

Tup
https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1701256810877915358?t=ccwTecC49euX1oOqusY0uA&s=19

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


a.lo posted:

I thought Andy went off to college? I thought Woody and Bo Peep went off on their own from the rest of the gang? Why are they all back together in room that should be empty?

It's football season

BAE OF PIGS
Nov 28, 2016

Tup

CaptainBeefart posted:

It's football season

Lmao Aaron Rodgers

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

a.lo posted:

I thought Andy went off to college? I thought Woody and Bo Peep went off on their own from the rest of the gang? Why are they all back together in room that should be empty?

Andy died before the end of the first movie and his deranged mother keeps his room exactly the same as it was when he was alive. The toys running around and having personalities are just a figment of her grief-addled brain, as are their subsequent adventures.

There. You've got an answer and it's sad. Hope you're happy.

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



External Organs posted:

Look who got extracted from the steering column!


:blessed:

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:

Oh, just a tiny baby. Where's your mama, little guy?

it's you now

edit: wait you're not the person who posted the kitten... gonna be one of those days

BAE OF PIGS
Nov 28, 2016

Tup
At the airport and gotta poo poo this sucks

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

BAE OF PIGS posted:

At the airport and gotta poo poo this sucks

wait until after boarding and see if you can get your flight diverted

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BAE OF PIGS
Nov 28, 2016

Tup
If I hold it I can get the number of countries I've shat in up to 4.

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