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mystes posted:How horny can a puzzle game be? Well, here is the first screenshot I saw when looking up the game: https://i.imgur.com/BPwl1Ms.mp4
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Void Stranger is 99% un-horny, that's just a dumb little hidden gag and also the setup for another hidden punchline later on
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Hwurmp posted:Void Stranger is 99% un-horny, that's just a dumb little hidden gag and also the setup for another hidden punchline later on Okay, as long as it isn't like a dominating thing about it. Unfortunately the internet is predisposed to posting all the extremely giant tits in the game so it can be difficult to grasp if they are a small part or a large part.
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ImpAtom posted:Well, here is the first screenshot I saw when looking up the game: Sold!
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Hwurmp posted:Void Stranger is 99% un-horny, that's just a dumb little hidden gag and also the setup for another hidden punchline later on
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mystes posted:How horny can a puzzle game be? Sex with Sudoku 3D
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Hogama posted:But once you recognize the secret reason for her exposure, you will feel ashamed of your words & deeds. she breathes through her boulders
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mystes posted:How horny can a puzzle game be? If we didn't just get a new thread title...
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K8.0 posted:I'm curious what you're denying. Is it that Steam as a platform is one of the most profitable things on the planet, that F2P rakes in way more for your effort than proper games, or that those two things are what Valve is primarily focused on? I'm not denying anything, you're massively into logical fallacies and willful ignorance. Valve has a ton of hardware partnerships that are real R & D programs shaping companies that share the same space as Valve. Valve is a very, very wide company and it's super myopic to pigeon hole them as some narrow company with one or two products.
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Hogama posted:But once you recognize the secret reason for her exposure, you will feel ashamed of your words & deeds. This kind of ends up being true lol
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Hwurmp posted:she breathes through her boulders New title please.
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Beve Stuscemi posted:Sobokan't was right there Sokobanned.
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Shuka posted:I'm not denying anything, you're massively into logical fallacies and willful ignorance. They're very wide open in doing hardware (and software) R&D to assure that Steam is the top store for handhelds and VR. Trying to pretend that isn't an example of exactly what I said is insane. K8.0 fucked around with this message at 17:18 on Sep 12, 2023 |
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So I guess Unity has decided to set it all on fire in the name of short term profit… https://twitter.com/KenneyNL/status/1701582491805495596 https://twitter.com/JohnDraisey/status/1701620078419251255
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E:FB Unity just announced the most batshit insane policy I've ever seen a game engine produce: game installation fees for the devs https://twitter.com/gamedevdotcom/status/1701581428784509380 If they don't go back on this, this will probably kill Unity for indie dev and might even prompt people to remove their games from storefronts because of the risk of malicious reinstallation campaigns So, uh. Might be a good idea to install stuff now before 2024 starts and this horseshit starts getting enforced.
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ImpAtom posted:Well, here is the first screenshot I saw when looking up the game:  Hey, if "giant girl booty" got people to buy Symphony of War...
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quote:As for why Unity has chosen to introduce these new fees, Unity Create president Marc Whitten told Game Developer the company is seeking to "better balance the value exchange" between Unity and developers. gently caress that guy
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“Value Exchange” lmao
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ITIL thought ruined gaming
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"we're trying to do a better job of rent seeking now that so many games use our engine"
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K8.0 posted:They're very wide open in doing hardware (and software) R&D to assure that Steam is the top store for handhelds and VR. Trying to pretend that isn't an example of exactly what I said is insane. This is the logical fallacy right here, no matter what anyone says you just twist it around to say it supports your point. "The hardware they developed supports their storefront, IE they are just a storefront company" is a logical fallacy because digital storefronts are not automatically hardware developers. You're trying to minimalize running a digital storefront as a lazy greedy cash grab, when in fact they are spending untold millions developing hardware partnerships, along with a poo poo ton of other projects that are massively beneficial to the gaming industry. Its a very small and narrow viewpoint and its boring to see it espoused in these forums
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Pretty much every company maximizes making money about everything else, some are just very shortsighted about maximizing short-term profits in a way that eventually kills their business, so I'm not actually sure what the disagreement is about Valve at least seems to be smart enough not to keep massively increasing the fees on steam until everyone starts abandoning it but that is a form of maximizing revenue in the long term for companies that aren't run by morons Unity is probably being slightly dumb because even though tons of people use unity and it was sort of the default for a long time, Godot appears to actually be starting to be decent enough for at least some types of games, and there are now a bunch of games using it, so there's a decent chance that raising the fees will start to drive people away in the long term mystes fucked around with this message at 17:47 on Sep 12, 2023 |
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I already said I'm not disagreeing the point(s) just that it was very limited, dismissive comment about a company that has a clearly misunderstood level of involvement with the games and tech industry.
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the immense good that this megacorp does for the community
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Shuka posted:I already said I'm not disagreeing the point(s) just that it was very limited, dismissive comment about a company that has a clearly misunderstood level of involvement with the games and tech industry. Hwurmp posted:the immense good that this megacorp does for the community
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Galaga Galaxian posted:So I guess Unity has decided to set it all on fire in the name of short term profit… Enshittification claims yet another company. 
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lol https://finance.yahoo.com/news/unity-software-incs-president-ceo-050515124.html?guccounter=1 quote:On September 6, 2023, John Riccitiello, President and CEO of Unity Software Inc (NYSE:U), sold 2,000 shares of the company.
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Jack Trades posted:New title please. I'll take titties for 400, Alex.
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Overminty posted:lol someone knew
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K8.0 posted:They're very wide open in doing hardware (and software) R&D to assure that Steam is the top store for handhelds and VR. Trying to pretend that isn't an example of exactly what I said is insane. K8.0 posted:If Valve prioritized making money over everything else, they would focus on maximizing steam storefront revenue, and after that on F2P bullshit. AKA exactly what they do. K8.0 posted:There's never going to be a Half-Life 3, or a Portal 3. Expectations for those titles would be impossibly high, Valve is way better off doing something different. Plus they make far more money making some exploitative garbage than an actual good game anyway, and their flat structure incentivizes making money above everything else. It's pretty much not an example of what you said. You threw in a catch all 'maximizing steam store front profit' that matches every thing they do because shockingly what else would they be doing? But your main point was that they won't make games because they keep making exploitative garbage. Their hardware and Linux efforts are decidedly not exploitative garbage. As for the gabe running his company thing. I don't work at valve, maybe you have some insight I don't but his company seems to be doing pretty good with whatever it is he's doing over there. Why would he change it?
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Shuka posted:This is the logical fallacy right here, no matter what anyone says you just twist it around to say it supports your point. "The hardware they developed supports their storefront, IE they are just a storefront company" is a logical fallacy because digital storefronts are not automatically hardware developers. I didn't say it's all a lazy greedy cash grab. I said Valve is never going to make HL3 or Portal 3 because their flat management structure incentivizes focusing on projects that increase Steam store revenue and F2P garbage. Yes, some of those projects that increase Steam revenue are great, like Steamworks, the Workshop, Steam Link, Proton stuff, the Index, the Deck, and all the other functional, directly game related features, even the semi-failed controller, Steambox, etc. But a lot of it is bloat that makes Steam worse, like all the loving background, emoticon, microtransaction, trading, numerous client redesigns that regressed functionality, etc. And game wise, they are almost entirely focused on reaping the benefits of microtransaction bullshit. Valve generally speaking doesn't make games any more, they make money vacuums. My point was quite clearly that flat organization sucks rear end and Valve would be way better if Gabe actually managed his company and gave it strategic vision, or at least chose someone to do it. It could be a lot worse (thank gently caress Valve isn't a publicly traded company, imagine the EA or Ubisoft store being the BEST option for buying PC games), but it could also be a lot better if Gabe were even slightly less into doing literally nothing. K8.0 fucked around with this message at 18:47 on Sep 12, 2023 |
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The real impact of the Unity changes is that it is now morally superior to buy games you never install
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Pigbuster posted:The real impact of the Unity changes is that it is now morally superior to buy games you never install I am just waiting for someone to realize they can create an automated thing to constantly uninstall and reinstall a game over and over to force developers over the 200,000 mark no matter what.
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I wonder if there will be some new ransom/extortion scam of "my bot army will install your game a million times unless you pay up". Or like, people Review Bomb games for whatever reason, will a "download bomb" be a thing?
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Padding my 127MB indie game with 50GB of assets to discourage people from installing it too often.
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Can't wait for every indie dev to bring back StarForce install count limits.
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It is now morally unethical to uninstall games. You must buy more storage and just keep everything installed.
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ImpAtom posted:Well, here is the first screenshot I saw when looking up the game: You fool, you'll summon snake tits guy!
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ImpAtom posted:I am just waiting for someone to realize they can create an automated thing to constantly uninstall and reinstall a game over and over to force developers over the 200,000 mark no matter what. Or not even install anything after first few times by figuring out the packets Unity sends home for installs and just repeatedly send those from different IP addresses.
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