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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Inspect Your Gadgets > Apple Event, September 12 2023
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Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

Three Olives posted:

Your dog will be disappointed in your if you don't buy the new iPhone.
b-but I don’t have a dog, and the cat is always disappointed in me

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Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




 Wait...wasn't the A16 on the Pro already? Why are we talking about it again?

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Durzel
Nov 15, 2005


 Here's Dennis to tell you about how we invented USB-C.

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aBagorn
Aug 26, 2004

AlternateAccount posted:

That's what's so funny. All this tech and fakery and it still gets its lunch eaten by an entry grade DSLR with a kit lens.

i mean i would hope so? like for all the bells and whistles and talk about things you should get better results from something purpose built

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Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty
I can't keep track of all of these specs. In short, nothing substantial has changed since the 14?

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smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

 HERE WE GO!!

EXCITING NEW WIRED FEATURES

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SlowBloke
Aug 14, 2017
 Usbc time.

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Somewhat Heroic
Oct 11, 2007

(Insert Mad Max related text)

Three Olives posted:

Your dog will be disappointed in your if you don't buy the new iPhone.

Your cat will still not care.


KAHN ECK TIVITEE

who is this robot?

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withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe

Xabi posted:

I can't keep track of all of these specs. In short, nothing substantial has changed since the 14?

Yeah.

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FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

GATOS Y VATOS posted:

Try and play candy crush on your DSLR :smuggo:

https://www.exibartstreet.com/news/yongnuo-yn450-mirrorless-camera-android-canon-lenses/ :smug:

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Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.
But Apple I don’t have any friends.

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Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




 I love the thought of this dude just crashing some random neighborhood market to talk about the iPhone.

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withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe
A phone call is never the best way to reach someone.

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FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

Kirios posted:

Wait...wasn't the A16 on the Pro already? Why are we talking about it again?

Poor people phone get's last years pro-chip.

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Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

 Does Apple break your legs upon being hired?

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gloom
Feb 1, 2003
distracted from distraction by distraction

AlternateAccount posted:

OK I have seen the dog. Tell me where to buy this new crap you're selling, I'm in.
Portrait mode for dogs and cats? Sign me up, I'm ready to upgrade from this 2020 SE.

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Durzel
Nov 15, 2005


 I too want to have my $1500 phone snatched out of my outreached hand.

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AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM

aBagorn posted:

i mean i would hope so? like for all the bells and whistles and talk about things you should get better results from something purpose built

More that anyone who cares enough to really make phone buying decisions based on it probably has a real camera for poo poo they care about.

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SlowBloke
Aug 14, 2017
 Oh gently caress, this find your friend uwb trick is going to be hell for abusive households.

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smackfu
Jun 7, 2004

 Woof, having to turn on the noise isolation was not impressive.

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smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

 how do I charge this amazing phone. I'm ready to purchase!!

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GATOS Y VATOS
Aug 22, 2002

Pants Donkey posted:

b-but I don’t have a dog, and the cat is always disappointed in me

Buy the new iphone and your cat will be slightly LESS disappointed with you! :buddy:

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ShoogaSlim
May 22, 2001

YOU ARE THE DUMBEST MEATHEAD IDIOT ON THE PLANET, STOP FUCKING POSTING

smackfu posted:

Woof, having to turn on the noise isolation was not impressive.

yeah swipe plus two taps? why wouldn't it just do it automatically?

e: or auto populate the button so when you take your phone away from your face it's one tap "it's noisy where you are - tap this for noise isolation"

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TVGM
Mar 17, 2005

"It is not moral, it is not acceptable, and it is not sustainable that the top one-tenth of 1 percent now owns almost as much wealth as the bottom 90 percent"

Yam Slacker

smoobles posted:

how do I charge this amazing phone. I'm ready to purchase!!

30-pin connector is back baby

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Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002

smackfu posted:

Woof, having to turn on the noise isolation was not impressive.

Yeah why wouldn’t that just be the default option.

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hatty
Feb 28, 2011

Pork Pro

Pants Donkey posted:

Does Apple break your legs upon being hired?

You get broken upon the wooden horse during training

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Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




 I want them to just go all in and have no port.

The backlash would be incredible.

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Mental Hospitality
Jan 5, 2011

 That was definitely a phone call.

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Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002

Kirios posted:

I want them to just go all in and have no port.

The backlash would be incredible.

:sickos:

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Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

 Apple gonna introduce USB-D

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GATOS Y VATOS
Aug 22, 2002

FlapYoJacks posted:

https://www.exibartstreet.com/news/yongnuo-yn450-mirrorless-camera-android-canon-lenses/ :smug:

:monocle:

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AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM

Kirios posted:

I want them to just go all in and have no port.

The backlash would be incredible.

The world is not ready for such bravery.

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smackfu
Jun 7, 2004

Xabi posted:

I can't keep track of all of these specs. In short, nothing substantial has changed since the 14?

I mean, iPhone 15 is close to the iPhone 14 Pro, so that’s a good upgrade if you had an iPhone non-pro.

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Durzel
Nov 15, 2005

Kirios posted:

I want them to just go all in and have no port.

The backlash would be incredible.
It does feel like it's building up to that, but I don't think so. Would be a pretty lol FU to the EU though.

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HalloKitty
Sep 30, 2005

Adjust the bass and let the Alpine blast

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

My friend,

It’s dead. The mini is dead.

If this is true, it's hilarious.

The first time I might consider an iPhone as they were doing a smaller phone, and now it should have USB-C, then they cancel the mini? Forget it then..

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SlowBloke
Aug 14, 2017

FlapYoJacks posted:

https://www.exibartstreet.com/news/yongnuo-yn450-mirrorless-camera-android-canon-lenses/ :smug:

How quickly people forgot about the Samsung NX.
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GATOS Y VATOS
Aug 22, 2002

Pants Donkey posted:

Apple gonna introduce USB-D

D for Diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick

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FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
 USBC babyyyyy

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Durzel
Nov 15, 2005


 Satellite services for those of you who have bought the latest phone from us, the rest of you can get hosed.

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incoherent
Apr 24, 2004

01010100011010000111001
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000110010101110010
There we go *nuts outrageously*

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