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how long does trump go to jail for?
life
no jail time
elected president from a jail cell
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Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Escaped murderer guy is having quite the glow up. He showered and shaved, got new threads, a new gun.

He's living his best life

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mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

"No this was legal right as the current president and a citizen to question and petition the gov on fraud which was all over..also he was well within right to create alternate electors ..the constitution protects that right.. ..banana republic"

great educational system we've got here

Bar Crow
Oct 10, 2012

Hatebag posted:

his guts dump poo poo into his body cavity so they gotta get in there and pressure wash him out periodically

He’s like an infomercial for the Contraption that did in Abe.

There’s got to be a better way!

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/NFL_Memes/status/1701671839536120226

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

I can hear the NYPD already

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016


lol

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Mr Hootington posted:

Been told you all miss me. I'm touched. Been busy so im sorry I haven't posted as much in here.

Hey Hoot, hope you're doing all right. Just keep on winning until you're sick of winning buddy.

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
Anyone want to mount up for a $20000 manhunt in Pennsylvania?

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!




Its getting to the point where I'm mad for kaep but also I think now he's getting blackballed not because he's anti racist but because he probably isn't very good anymore

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Spaced God posted:

Its getting to the point where I'm mad for kaep but also I think now he's getting blackballed not because he's anti racist but because he probably isn't very good anymore

Republicans are like elephants with a grudge

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

Tuesday Night Drinking Club has a happy hour in the hotel bar from 3-5

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

took a knee on America, no Jackie Robinson ending for him, sad

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017





are you strong enough to be my man?

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump
I don’t care about football at all but I’m a big fan of watching people get insanely mad and football seems to be providing a lot of that right now and a Colin K return might legit kill some people with rage induced heart conditions

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Spaced God posted:

Its getting to the point where I'm mad for kaep but also I think now he's getting blackballed not because he's anti racist but because he probably isn't very good anymore

he was replacement level when he took a knee and the ownership blackballed him

AxGrap
Jan 11, 2005

☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽

Mr Hootington posted:

Anyone want to mount up for a $20000 manhunt in Pennsylvania?

25k now

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Jay Cutler probably isn't doing anything, call him up

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
call up Rex Grossman

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

Goon project: form a bounty hunting team.

Virgil Vox
Dec 8, 2009

put me in mods


i'm ready 2 post

today

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006




the oldest of the US national emergency declarations still in force has been active since November 14, 1979

there are still five active national emergencies that were declared by Clinton in the 1990s

more than 40% of the US population has been living under a declared national emergency for their entire lives

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_national_emergencies_in_the_United_States

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

Virgil Vox posted:

put me in mods


i'm ready 2 post

today

! ! ! !

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
Brett favre is available

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

Jay Cutler probably isn't doing anything, call him up

only if it's the bodybuilder

BAE OF PIGS
Nov 28, 2016

Tup

Filthy Hans posted:

the most disgusting thing about SeaTac is if the wind is blowing the wrong way you can smell Tacoma

The Tacoma aroma isn't as bad as it used to be, I'm told.

BAE OF PIGS
Nov 28, 2016

Tup

smarxist posted:

call up Rex Grossman

Sexy rexy!!!

Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007

heard a bunch of sirens a few minutes ago and just now poked my head out the door to see that the apartments across the street from me are burning down.

BAE OF PIGS
Nov 28, 2016

Tup
I'm in socialist hellhole Montreal and everyone is speaking loving gibberish. Let me get on my next flight!!!!!

BAE OF PIGS
Nov 28, 2016

Tup
What's mark Sanchez up to?

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Impkins Patootie posted:

are you strong enough to be my man?

Nobody will ever love you the way that I love you, caus nobody's that strong.

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Good Citizen posted:

I don’t care about football at all but I’m a big fan of watching people get insanely mad and football seems to be providing a lot of that right now and a Colin K return might legit kill some people with rage induced heart conditions

I'm afraid he's out with the knee

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

BAE OF PIGS posted:

I'm in socialist hellhole Montreal and everyone is speaking loving gibberish. Let me get on my next flight!!!!!

Fear the Francophone

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

tacodaemon posted:

the oldest of the US national emergency declarations still in force has been active since November 14, 1979

there are still five active national emergencies that were declared by Clinton in the 1990s

more than 40% of the US population has been living under a declared national emergency for their entire lives

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_national_emergencies_in_the_United_States

and that emergency is bad posting many such cases

BAE OF PIGS
Nov 28, 2016

Tup
A lot of Greek looking people on this flight.....

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

Schmoe Cwead posted:

cats are p self sufficient for the most part

I would like for you to come and speak with my cat

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Spaced God posted:

Its getting to the point where I'm mad for kaep but also I think now he's getting blackballed not because he's anti racist but because he probably isn't very good anymore

If he were good, and one of the terrorists that did a 911, he would be on a team.

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

RealityWarCriminal posted:

Brett favre is available

tim teebow is a winner and he knows how to win, they should get him

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

BAE OF PIGS posted:

I'm in socialist hellhole Montreal and everyone is speaking loving gibberish. Let me get on my next flight!!!!!

owned bitch. the airport sucks, one of the worst places in town

Boob Cop
Jan 1, 2023

BAE OF PIGS posted:

I'm in socialist hellhole Montreal and everyone is speaking loving gibberish. Let me get on my next flight!!!!!

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Boob Cop
Jan 1, 2023

petit choux posted:

Nobody will ever love you the way that I love you, caus nobody's that strong.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIe-9zzHHzM

Somebody has issued a correction as of 23:04 on Sep 12, 2023

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