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An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

lets get a happy hour app to share something you like its your birthday after all

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TraderStav
May 19, 2006

It feels like I was standing my entire life and I just sat down

BAE OF PIGS posted:

A lot of Greek looking people on this flight.....

Opa!

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016


Bingo

I liked that album better when I didn't know it was a studio audience but what the hell, I still love it

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!



Mustached Demon posted:

he was replacement level when he took a knee and the ownership blackballed him

This is just statistically untrue, he had one of the best QB ratings and TD/int ratios of his cohort his last season

Consolidated Ed
Mar 4, 2005
Lineman for Justice

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

There's a guy here who's a sports radio host that played on the Pats with Brady one year. When he got there he was told that Tom was the first person to the practice facility every single morning. So this guy (Dorin Dickerson) told one of the other guys he was going to try to get there earlier than Tom and impress him.

he rolls into the Pats practice facility, the place is completely dark. He heads into the locker room and hits the restroom, feeling pretty pleased about beating Tom. Then a shitter stall opens and Tom comes out and says, "I love to win Dorin, and I always win" before wandering off.

even if it's a fake story it's absolutely something Tom Brady would do

my favorite tom story is how he unretired and then lost and his wife left him because she told him not to unretire and he did it anyway lol
stay winning buddy, at least you didnt embarrass yourself as bad as rodgers

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

Consolidated Ed posted:

my favorite tom story is how he unretired and then lost and his wife left him because she told him not to unretire and he did it anyway lol
stay winning buddy, at least you didnt embarrass yourself as bad as rodgers

and then he lost of lot of money in FTX

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Consolidated Ed posted:

my favorite tom story is how he unretired and then lost and his wife left him because she told him not to unretire and he did it anyway lol
stay winning buddy, at least you didnt embarrass yourself as bad as rodgers

you forgot the part where he lost $30 million in the crypto collapse

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
https://i.imgur.com/9HlObtt.mp4

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000


this is the second most mindblowing thing to happen to a kennedy

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out

c-span after dark

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

Friday night binch

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

the bible has a dude loving his own daughters in it

BAE OF PIGS
Nov 28, 2016

Tup

Spoondick posted:

the bible has a dude loving his own daughters in it

Groomers

Virgil Vox
Dec 8, 2009


going to sample this and play it over techno beats at the club this wknd

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/1701692019175792949

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

the kids these day are all gay socialists so we have to elect the olds

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



they're temporarily dropping the price for u kno what

https://www.nbcwashington.com/news/national-international/85-cent-dairy-queen-blizzards-begin-monday-heres-how-to-snag-one/3421506/

91223
Sep 12, 2023

An Apple A Gay posted:

lets get a happy hour app to share something you like its your birthday after all

everyday is your birthday in socialism

Boob Cop
Jan 1, 2023

petit choux posted:

Bingo

I liked that album better when I didn't know it was a studio audience but what the hell, I still love it

Hell yeah, saw him in Toronto in like 1999 I think

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

91223 posted:

everyday is your birthday in socialism

welcome you're new to Tuesday Night Drinking Club I take it, all you need is a glass of water

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
gently caress i forgot to post this on 9/11

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMq1PiUbf-M

Somebody has issued a correction as of 23:33 on Sep 12, 2023

wet_goods
Jun 21, 2004

I'M BAAD!

ok I’m just gonna say it, this guys exact fetish is Münchausen syndrome

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

in fact we'll play your favorite song as the opening anthem, post away my friend

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



Virgil Vox posted:

going to sample this and play it over techno beats at the club this wknd

"genderqueer" *drop*

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/donmoyn/status/1701682427368800578

Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


Dinosaur Gum

Inspector Hound posted:

Nancy Pelosi has announced she's going to be running straight fuckin at you bro

BAE OF PIGS
Nov 28, 2016

Tup
I'm sitting by a bunch of dipshits who are seriously debating if the earth is flat. They're showing each other YouTube videos of "scientists"

BAE OF PIGS
Nov 28, 2016

Tup
While waiting for a flight across the loving globe.

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

BAE OF PIGS posted:

I'm sitting by a bunch of dipshits who are seriously debating if the earth is flat. They're showing each other YouTube videos of "scientists"

See, we're not like Nazis, they believed the earth was hollow

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

I once read that, in the 50s, John von Neumann had guards posted outside his hospital room door while he was on his deathbed. As he was the nation's foremost expert in ICBMs, they couldn't risk him mumbling military secrets in a drugged haze.

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

If they ain't hanging on a sexy clown, don't post them

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

BAE OF PIGS posted:

While waiting for a flight across the loving globe.

Now don't go jumping to any conclusions here

Greg Legg
Oct 6, 2004

Spoondick posted:

this is the second most mindblowing thing to happen to a kennedy

lol drat

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ

You could land a Dreamliner on that rear end in a top hat’s forehead

Also he’s pissed because he’s a real estate developer and getting hosed due to wfh



:guillotine:

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

William Bear posted:

I once read that, in the 50s, John von Neumann had guards posted outside his hospital room door while he was on his deathbed. As he was the nation's foremost expert in ICBMs, they couldn't risk him mumbling military secrets in a drugged haze.

we're all terminal apes now.

Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


Dinosaur Gum

BAE OF PIGS posted:

I'm sitting by a bunch of dipshits who are seriously debating if the earth is flat. They're showing each other YouTube videos of "scientists"

let them return to their home, the home for Lemurs with Lemur-brains, which is called Lemuria, which is definitely not just Madagascar

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Spaced God posted:

This is just statistically untrue, he had one of the best QB ratings and TD/int ratios of his cohort his last season

He was just ok in 2014 and 2015

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Glumwheels posted:

You could land a Dreamliner on that rear end in a top hat’s forehead

Also he’s pissed because he’s a real estate developer and getting hosed due to wfh



:guillotine:

You could piss on that forehead and get intense harmonics out of his sinuses

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

Spoondick posted:

this is the second most mindblowing thing to happen to a kennedy

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CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


BAE OF PIGS posted:

I'm sitting by a bunch of dipshits who are seriously debating if the earth is flat. They're showing each other YouTube videos of "scientists"

Sort of related, but this reminded me of a flat earthers convention Andrew Callaghan of All Gas No Brakes/Channel 5 made a video about. He has appeared to have fallen off the face of the earth since multiple women accused him of being a sex creep earlier this year.

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