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titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

I can't tell if its my tinnitus or if there's something ringing in the distance

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An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

petit choux posted:

You could piss on that forehead and get intense harmonics out of his sinuses

baby lets just party tonight

Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


Dinosaur Gum
by the way I have caught the woke mind virus in a jar, so we are totes confirmed to go into space now according to mr musk

you can thank me later with some tailored quark-tier outfits when we get to the 9 station


Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

titty_baby_ posted:

I can't tell if its my tinnitus or if there's something ringing in the distance

tinny_baby_

Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


Dinosaur Gum

titty_baby_ posted:

I can't tell if its my tinnitus or if there's something ringing in the distance

hello? pick up, basshole t:mad: *it's your mother trying to reach you

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

William Bear posted:

I once read that, in the 50s, John von Neumann had guards posted outside his hospital room door while he was on his deathbed. As he was the nation's foremost expert in ICBMs, they couldn't risk him mumbling military secrets in a drugged haze.

This also happened to a test pilot who was working at Groom Lake for Constant Peg (evaluating captured Soviet aircraft, and the eventual start of Top Gun school)

He crashed pretty bad on a test flight and had to be hospitalized and started talking 'gibberish' about how he was flying secret soviet fighters to his family and the nurses/doctors.

Everyone chalked it up to his drugs and didn't take him seriously.

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

Plinkey posted:

Everyone chalked it up to his drugs and didn't take him seriously.

a Tool fan perhaps

Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


Dinosaur Gum
wait no it was buddykins, whoops. sorry titty-baby

Buddykins posted:

is this thing on
here's the message

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

petit choux posted:

You could piss on that forehead and get intense harmonics out of his sinuses

NMD-rear end insult, hell yeah

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1701709643716907072

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

Lol when I remember the south park guys worked on Prager u videos

Inscrutable politics, the truth is in the middle

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


From the few bands I'm familiar with, this lineup is pretty solid so far.

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Uncle Wemus posted:

Lol when I remember the south park guys worked on Prager u videos

Inscrutable politics, the truth is in the middle

hey Uncle Wemus, I just thought up a new pun and I'm dedicating it to you



Did you hear about the German butcher who murdered people and disposed of the bodies by grinding them up into sausage meat

He really was the wurst

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/the_binp/status/1701704657670906281

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

titty_baby_ posted:

I can't tell if its my tinnitus or if there's something ringing in the distance

maybe both

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

Filthy Hans posted:

hey Uncle Wemus, I just thought up a new pun and I'm dedicating it to you



Did you hear about the German butcher who murdered people and disposed of the bodies by grinding them up into sausage meat

He really was the wurst

I will cherish this

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

Filthy Hans posted:

hey Uncle Wemus, I just thought up a new pun and I'm dedicating it to you



Did you hear about the German butcher who murdered people and disposed of the bodies by grinding them up into sausage meat

He really was the wurst


Uncle Wemus posted:

I will cherish this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOZHWxZSK7I

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

I've had tinnitus as long as I can remember but abusing my ears for a decade has definitely not helped

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
boy it’s real hosed up to read about that flooding in Libya

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


I'll never go to another show without earplugs. Unless I forget to bring them.

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

titty_baby_ posted:

I've had tinnitus as long as I can remember but abusing my ears for a decade has definitely not helped

come join us in the megathread I created

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

CaptainBeefart posted:

I'll never go to another show without earplugs. Unless I forget to bring them.

What did you say? I couldn't hear you over the sound of titty_baby_'s tinnitus

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
toop

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."
A new gender emerges: not tup, not toop. Tinnitus is here to stay.

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

dude has room for a whole other face up there

Virgil Vox
Dec 8, 2009

CaptainBeefart posted:

He has appeared to have fallen off the face of the earth since multiple women accused him of being a sex creep earlier this year.

was wondering what happened with him

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1701714128039985502

BAE OF PIGS
Nov 28, 2016

Tup

titty_baby_ posted:

I've had tinnitus as long as I can remember but abusing my ears for a decade has definitely not helped

"Sounds like a problem for when I'm older"


20 years later: "WHAT??"

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

happy hour is over but the club can come up to my room I've got a handle of captain Morgan and the Pepsi machine is right across the hall

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016


When I was in college punk rock et al was getting really big, Depeche Mode was the nonthreatening chick band. My metalhead friends used to call them the band for poodle skirt girls.

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017





nothing like mixing a flute before taking a train ride

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

enjoy the silence is a classic record

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

I would also agree that 40 oz to freedom is classic too

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


Love that Pawn Shop song.

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Plinks, no! Bad!

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Zeroisanumber posted:

Plinks, no! Bad!

i thought it was happy hour time

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

Plinkey posted:

i thought it was happy hour time

bring it up to the room we've got Norman greenbaum on

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ

Box wine hasn’t kicked in yet, she was not prepared for that

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petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Plinkey posted:

i thought it was happy hour time

NO that was 3-5

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