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MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

Houle posted:

He heard a guy who knows a guy who saw poo poo.
He saw documents and pictures
He was denied access and thought it be weird
So he took the nearest taxi to Mr 8k
He let some dude talk while winking knowingly
It's classified compartmentalized "I cannot say"


Just another "I have news that, if leaked would forever change humanity. But I can't do it myself because I'd go to jail".


This is just another Joseph Smith inspired alien religion attempt

Thank you for saving me 2 hours.

Dude just leak the poo poo. You aint gonna go to jail if its that huge.

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Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
Show us the golden alien plates Joe Smith!

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Houle posted:

He heard a guy who knows a guy who saw poo poo.
He saw documents and pictures
He was denied access and thought it be weird
So he took the nearest taxi to Mr 8k
He let some dude talk while winking knowingly
It's classified compartmentalized "I cannot say"


Just another "I have news that, if leaked would forever change humanity. But I can't do it myself because I'd go to jail".


This is just another Joseph Smith inspired alien religion attempt

Dude, I want it to flow. To tell a story.

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
The *wink* aliens *wink* have huge *wink* tracts of land *wink*

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


maybealabia posted:

You guys are just jealous that he won't kiss YOU on the mouth

i can kiss my dream boat david gusch wall scroll whenever i want ill have you know. its NOT against the law despite what you may have been told!

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

flubber nuts posted:

i can kiss my dream boat david gusch wall scroll whenever i want ill have you know. its NOT against the law despite what you may have been told!

This might better suit your needs:


:nws:https://mywonderdoll.com/collections/alien-sex-doll/products/jayla-166cm-d-cup-head-a2:nws:

Do what you want to her.

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
it is

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
this is the alien technology that is being surpressed

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
So whats new with the House Oversight subcommittee hearing on UFO's?

Whats happened with that?

TheWorldsaStage
Sep 10, 2020

This is interesting

The Sol Foundation



An interdisciplinary scientific non profit think tank of "hard" and "soft" sciences and former intelligence officials that was “established to research the philosophical, policy, and scientific implications of Unidentified Aerial Phenomena (UAP),” .


quote:

“We found a tremendous amount of support,” Nolan said, especially among policymakers in government that he and Skafish had spoken to."

“They felt that they needed somebody to help them frame the language,” Nolan told The Debrief, which he looks back on as the main force driving the creation of the Sol Foundation."

The whole thing is a good read if you're even somewhat interested.

TheWorldsaStage fucked around with this message at 17:07 on Sep 12, 2023

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo

TheWorldsaStage posted:

former intelligent officials

I guess if that's all you can get

SonOfGhostDad
Nov 16, 2022

TheWorldsaStage posted:

This is interesting

The Sol Foundation



An interdisciplinary scientific non profit think tank of "hard" and "soft" sciences and former intelligent officials that was “established to research the philosophical, policy, and scientific implications of Unidentified Aerial Phenomena (UAP),” .

The whole thing is a good read if you're even somewhat interested.

MY ONTOLOGY IS SHOOK!

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

TheWorldsaStage posted:

This is interesting

The Sol Foundation



An interdisciplinary scientific non profit think tank of "hard" and "soft" sciences and former intelligent officials that was “established to research the philosophical, policy, and scientific implications of Unidentified Aerial Phenomena (UAP),” .

The whole thing is a good read if you're even somewhat interested.

"Skafish" would be a good named for an ocean themed ska band.

TheWorldsaStage
Sep 10, 2020

maybealabia posted:

I guess if that's all you can get

Oh, lol. My dumb rear end

Crystal Thenis
Mar 23, 2023

by sebmojo
holy wow

has anybody posted the MH370 conspiracy yet?

http://web.archive.org/web/20140525100932/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ok1A1fSzxY

full thread

https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/16gom4a/the_mh370_videos_are_real/

amazing 👌

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

redshirt posted:

"Skafish" would be a good named for an ocean themed ska band.

skafish is an excellent ska band name hell yeah

Bug Squash
Mar 18, 2009


r/UFO is simultaneously claiming that everyone who believes in it is part of a psyop to discredit r/UFO, and everyone trying to discredit the conspiracy is the psyop.

Turns out you can't build a functional scientific community out credulous idiots.

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school



Beam it up
Beam it up
Beam it up
Beam it up

Crystal Thenis
Mar 23, 2023

by sebmojo

Bug Squash posted:

r/UFO is simultaneously claiming that everyone who believes in it is part of a psyop to discredit r/UFO, and everyone trying to discredit the conspiracy is the psyop.

Turns out you can't build a functional scientific community out credulous idiots.

just gave me classic reddit conspiracy vibes

before the red hats, the good days

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

Wee posted:

So whats new with the House Oversight subcommittee hearing on UFO's?

Whats happened with that?

Jack and poo poo

temple
Jul 29, 2006

I have actual skeletons in my closet

Bug Squash posted:

r/UFO is simultaneously claiming that everyone who believes in it is part of a psyop to discredit r/UFO, and everyone trying to discredit the conspiracy is the psyop.

Turns out you can't build a functional scientific community out credulous idiots.
How's the coffee at langley?

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Crystal Thenis posted:

just gave me classic reddit conspiracy vibes

before the red hats, the good days

Before The Empire.

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

Anal probes

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

redshirt posted:

"Skafish" would be a good named for an ocean themed ska band.

Turn the Radio Telescope Off

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Rad-daddio posted:

Turn the Radio Telescope Off

A Message to You, SETI

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017
so is it credible that the private sector has some kind of physical evidence of UAP/UFOs landing on earth?

Jamsque
May 31, 2009

Rad-daddio posted:

so is it credible that the private sector has some kind of physical evidence of UAP/UFOs landing on earth?

The private sector? What, have we given up on the Vatican already?

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo

Rad-daddio posted:

so is it credible that the private sector has some kind of physical evidence of UAP/UFOs landing on earth?

no, why would it be?

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

Jamsque posted:

The private sector? What, have we given up on the Vatican already?

they won't return my calls

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

Rad-daddio posted:

so is it credible that the private sector has some kind of physical evidence of UAP/UFOs landing on earth?

Hell no lmao

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017
bummer

shoeberto
Jun 13, 2020

which way to the MACHINES?
Did Tom DeLonge rejoin blink 182 because he wasted all his money on that business and found no signs of alien life? Or is that just what the CIA want's us to think

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat
aliens abducted the single coils on his strat!

Vakal
May 11, 2008
Can you patent something without knowing how to make it?

LuckyCat
Jul 26, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Vakal posted:

Can you patent something without knowing how to make it?

You can’t patent good posts Vakal :rolleyes:

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

LuckyCat posted:

You can’t patent good posts Vakal :rolleyes:

Can I patent sleep?

If I make a sleep device system/

Turpitude
Oct 13, 2004

Love love love

be an organ donor
Soiled Meat
The country of mexico just went all in on aliens being real
They are dead serious about it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4xO8MW_thY

Zefiel
Sep 14, 2007

You can do whatever you want in life.


Fuckk I can't believe I was beat to breaking the news here ahahahah

Yeah the dude behind it is worse than Grusch, he 'broke' the video I posted earlier with all seriousness in the 90's too. And brought out his favorite dried fish

https://twitter.com/sopitas/status/1701761205986087403

He also broke this video of a glowing alien just hangin' near a cornfield. To be fair, watching it as a kid in the 90's was very spooky, the lady recording it is a good actress, she sounds legit concerned / scared:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N88VdsmY06k&t=258s


EDIT: wait, what the hecc, did my local news fall for a hoax? I can't find this supposed video of the Vegas backyard aliens in english, just from spanish sources:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUNrvPFqSMY

Zefiel fucked around with this message at 03:43 on Sep 13, 2023

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temple
Jul 29, 2006

I have actual skeletons in my closet
Mexico just showed alien dick
https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxWhk4GLYz0JzqhF13ImeqX8ioFZVSvasO?si=idIc6BBBRMR7I33z

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