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Dokapon Findom
Dec 5, 2022

But have you considered whether the child murdered by the driver of that truck was riding an oversized bike?!?! Children riding oversized bikes are the scourge of our roadways!!
The best friend is just him

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ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

the milk machine posted:

what if he's even worse than stavros though

then he doesn't deserve happiness who cares

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

ben shapino posted:

then he doesn't deserve happiness who cares

this is a good point

Coxswain Balls
Jun 4, 2001


Stav_cackle_4.wav

Dalmuti
Apr 8, 2007
Vladimir Penis

holefoods
Jan 10, 2022

stavvy’s penis

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
Penis Villeneuve

Goa Tse-tung
Feb 11, 2008

;3

Yams Fan
Forest Gump of Finland

FishBowlRobot
Mar 21, 2006



Coxswain Balls posted:

Stav_cackle_4.wav

https://stavbot.github.io

Dalmuti
Apr 8, 2007
George W Penis

majour333
Mar 2, 2005

Mouthfart.
Fun Shoe
Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Penis

Dokapon Findom
Dec 5, 2022

But have you considered whether the child murdered by the driver of that truck was riding an oversized bike?!?! Children riding oversized bikes are the scourge of our roadways!!
Jacob Two-Two and the Hooded Penis

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
If You Give A Mouse A Penis

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

If You Give A Mouse A Penis

guy getting frustrated as the mouse asks for more and more elaborate sex toys

Dokapon Findom
Dec 5, 2022

But have you considered whether the child murdered by the driver of that truck was riding an oversized bike?!?! Children riding oversized bikes are the scourge of our roadways!!

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

guy getting frustrated as the mouse asks for more and more elaborate sex toys

Instead of Where's Waldo how about Where's Balldo

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!
Where's Stavros? but he takes up 3/4 of every page

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!
"we really tried, sir, but that's the smallest any of our artists were able to draw him"

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

holefoods posted:

stavvy’s penis

Stavvy Solves Your Penis

FishBowlRobot
Mar 21, 2006



Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

Where's Stavros? but he takes up 3/4 of every page

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

"we really tried, sir, but that's the smallest any of our artists were able to draw him"

Ink cost would be too high to print it

Cached Money
Apr 11, 2010


she's mid bro

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
i watched that bodies bodies bodies movie and hated every single person in it

Tetramin
Apr 1, 2006

I'ma buck you up.

the milk machine posted:

i watched that bodies bodies bodies movie and hated every single person in it

I liked it

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem
I'm not allowed to watch R-rated movies.

Dalmuti
Apr 8, 2007
The Penismithsonian Museum

Dokapon Findom
Dec 5, 2022

But have you considered whether the child murdered by the driver of that truck was riding an oversized bike?!?! Children riding oversized bikes are the scourge of our roadways!!

Dalmuti posted:

The Penismouthsonian Museum

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!

Dalmuti posted:

The Penismithsonian Museum

I hate the guided tour here

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
the air and space museum and it's for pussies

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

the air and space museum and it's for pussies

the spruce gooch

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
Penola Gay

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

the spirit of taint louis

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!

i say swears online posted:

the spruce gooch

The Spruce Bruce and it's a giant wooden Bruce Vilanch

Howard Hughes accepted a billion dollars of government money to build that wooden Bruce Vilanch during World War 2! and it doesn't even fly!

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
the Enola Gape was named after the pilot's mother, and her prolapsed vagina

Dalmuti
Apr 8, 2007
Anthems to the Penis at Dusk

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
Fanfare for the Common Penis

WEH
Feb 22, 2009

Mordja posted:

I'm not allowed to watch R-rated movies.

one of the better bits imo

man I need to go through the pirate feed again

Dalmuti
Apr 8, 2007
Three Penis Mafia

Cached Money
Apr 11, 2010

Dalmuti posted:

Three Penis Mafia

Three Inch Mafia

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

i say swears online posted:

the spirit of taint louis

dreampenisliner

majour333
Mar 2, 2005

Mouthfart.
Fun Shoe
Years ago I had to fire a barback for renaming a tab 3' 6" mafia (it was a table of two little guys and their average height wives).
It didn't show on the tab but one of the guys' wife saw it on an open computer and threatened to post the pic she took of it

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Dalmuti
Apr 8, 2007
should have went with "heckin goblinerinos"

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