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The Oil we drill isn't from dead dinosaurs. It's the dead Ocean Aliens, and they're pisssssed about us burning their ancestors to drive our civilization
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Sep 13, 2023 03:37
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Sep 13, 2023 03:39
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I have never been more grateful to have my two days off this week to be the following two days. Thank you reddit-touchers here for slogging around there for information. I'm kinda hoping the aliems show up so I don't have to go back to my shift on Friday. We've got Thursday to look forward to as well, right? It's an exciting time, friends.
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Sep 13, 2023 03:39
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I'm fully on board with the Mexican or indeed any government being hoaxed but once again I ask for evidence that the university scientist presenting the DNA results is not legit. I feel like I'm missing some fundamental link between the bodies being made of papier mache and what was shown the the Mexican Congress.
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Sep 13, 2023 03:43
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pancake rabbit posted:
Terence Techno Mechanicus Tortilla T*****s come on uap thread, we can nine billion names of god this poo poo
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Sep 13, 2023 03:44
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Mola Yam posted:Terence The Aliens
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Sep 13, 2023 03:44
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T'rump
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Sep 13, 2023 03:45
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LuckyCat posted:T'rump this is why we can't coexist. they think the trump thread is about making fun of them and they are pissed
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Sep 13, 2023 03:46
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sharknado slashfic posted:I'm fully on board with the Mexican or indeed any government being hoaxed but once again I ask for evidence that the university scientist presenting the DNA results is not legit. I feel like I'm missing some fundamental link between the bodies being made of papier mache and what was shown the the Mexican Congress. It's real It also looks identical to that video of the dead one some Russians found in the snow, including the weirdly wide shoulders and strange hops
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Sep 13, 2023 03:47
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Mola Yam posted:Terence thetans tom cruise will be humanity's ambassador
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Sep 13, 2023 03:48
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Tlanteans
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Sep 13, 2023 03:48
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Objurium posted:A friend is saying the Nazca not-mummies have been thoroughly debunked as hoaxes already and sent me this video that I'm going to watch after I'm done filling my head with Mexican schizophrenia, but in case anyone wants to try and debunk the debunk: best part of this vid is learning that llama skulls have a hidden aitee skull inside them but yeah uh the xrays don't really help their case at all. really looks like cobbled together human bones, in which case it's sort of mycrimes.mummy.
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Sep 13, 2023 03:49
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:from the oceans we came, to the oceans we must return https://youtu.be/WnwwlkUkALU?feature=shared Go into the water Live there Die there
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Sep 13, 2023 03:50
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https://twitter.com/GarryPNolan/status/1701789821654683965?s=20
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Sep 13, 2023 03:51
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The gently caress does that mean Gary
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Sep 13, 2023 03:54
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Helpful Garry thanks
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Sep 13, 2023 03:54
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Maybe not.
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Sep 13, 2023 03:57
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https://twitter.com/GarryPNolan/status/1701792059643080892?s=20
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Sep 13, 2023 03:57
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Fitzy Fitz posted:
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Sep 13, 2023 04:00
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they linked 3 full-rear end genomic sequences garry, get crackin
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Sep 13, 2023 04:00
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C'mon son
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Sep 13, 2023 04:02
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Perry Mason Jar posted:"[As per genetic sequencing,] 90% chance of no relation to homo sapiens and a less than 50% chance of a relation to any known living organism." give me those data
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Sep 13, 2023 04:04
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reddit larper posted:Fact number 7: As NHI progress they severely alter geothermal energy, electromagnetic energy, plate tectonics and currents. As humanity progresses we severely poison and heat the seas, and Mother Earth can no longer take our squabbling. One of us has to go, and because UAP move the way they do by manipulating magnetic fields of the earth, neither of us are interstellar travelers yet. https://www.businessinsider.com/mystery-lights-seen-before-morocco-earthquake-scientists-baffled-videos-2023-9?amp quote:Videos appear to show mystery lights in the sky before Morocco's devastating earthquake. 
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Sep 13, 2023 04:04
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https://twitter.com/GarryPNolan/status/1701792131415974319?s=20 The sort of firestorm that comes from... calling alien mummies forgeries... Or the other kind?
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Sep 13, 2023 04:04
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Bilirubin posted:give me those data Good Soldier Svejk posted:and they released it publicly welp
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Sep 13, 2023 04:06
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you can hoax sequences - they are just text files - and professors do stupid poo poo all the time so i don't see that as a slam dunk. i don't think it's really possible to prove to a determined believer that a sequence is hoaxed either - for one thing, even if they have DNA with the same canonical bases as us because it's chemically favored over other nucleic acid configurations (which idk if it is - there are good reasons for why we have the combination of nucleobases we have but alternate combinations could probably also be similarly stable), you absolutely would not expect the translation from gene to protein to be similar to earth life at all. you could put a completely random sequence into the database, claim it was an alien sequence, and nobody could tell you otherwise because they would have to have an alien ribosome + associated cellular machinery to figure out how the sequence actually works. if you had strong attention to detail in your hoax you would include some non-random chunks like long repeating sequences because those are features we see in earth life. on the other hand, making the sequence "earth-like" - i.e. something corresponding to our codon scheme that could be translated by a regular rear end ribosome into meaningful proteins - is also highly suspicious but not enough so to totally break your case. would be a higher effort hoax requiring some level of expertise since presumably you'd be throwing together a grab-bag of earth-derived sequences, along with some random bullshit you made up to make it "alien". this variety of hoax could be fairly trivially busted by geneticists but then you just fall back onto "they're from earth, they've been here all along!!!". either option would be totally unconvincing to scientists but enough to sell ufology books to people who do not know cell biology at all
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Sep 13, 2023 04:06
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new thread title [UFOs] huevos de hombrecitos verdes
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Sep 13, 2023 04:07
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Perry Mason Jar posted:Edit: okay im like high and very very tired so I had skipped forward. He also says they're carbon-dated one million years old and they were found preserved in diatomaceous earth yeah ok carbon dating doesn't work for stuff that old. 100,000 tops I guess I had better read the rest of the thread before saying more though
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Sep 13, 2023 04:08
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:Um, no, I'm sorry. Aliens can't be real today. It is my birthday. That is much too divergent for today. Any other day is fine. Happy Birdday!
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Sep 13, 2023 04:08
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So it seems like raw DNA files would be hard to fake right? Like you could just write a program that makes up random sequences but seems like that would be pretty easy to spot? Somebody who knows about this stuff tell us if you could write a complete DNA sequence for an organism that is fake without it being obvious?
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Sep 13, 2023 04:09
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Jazerus posted:you can hoax sequences - they are just text files - and professors do stupid poo poo all the time so i don't see that as a slam dunk. i don't think it's really possible to prove to a determined believer that a sequence is hoaxed either - for one thing, even if they have DNA with the same canonical bases as us because it's chemically favored over other nucleic acid configurations (which idk if it is - there are good reasons for why we have the combination of nucleobases we have but alternate combinations could probably also be similarly stable), you absolutely would not expect the translation from gene to protein to be similar to earth life at all. you could put a completely random sequence into the database, claim it was an alien sequence, and nobody could tell you otherwise because they would have to have an alien ribosome + associated cellular machinery to figure out how the sequence actually works. if you had strong attention to detail in your hoax you would include some non-random chunks like long repeating sequences because those are features we see in earth life. ok but have you considered the t'nutty that live inside the earth
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Sep 13, 2023 04:10
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Bilirubin posted:yeah ok carbon dating doesn't work for stuff that old. 100,000 tops 1000ish not a million
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Sep 13, 2023 04:10
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:1000ish not a million In reading the livestream I thought it was 1000 or 1200 years
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Sep 13, 2023 04:11
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pancake rabbit posted:ok but have you considered the t'nutty that live inside the earth And they're small, that's why the spheres aren't gigantic. Just wee fellas
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Sep 13, 2023 04:11
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like that could be a fucken linux iso, what am i going to do with a 40gb dna file
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Sep 13, 2023 04:12
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:And they're small, that's why the spheres aren't gigantic. Just wee fellas 
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Sep 13, 2023 04:12
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https://twitter.com/GarryPNolan/status/1701794800931078505?s=20 It was too hard to prove alien life exists so... I made a lot of money though
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Sep 13, 2023 04:13
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pancake rabbit posted:ok but have you considered the t'nutty that live inside the earth very ready for hollow earth to be real
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pancake rabbit posted:ok but have you considered the t'nutty that live inside the earth i am pondering them furiously
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