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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Plinkey posted:

drat, that's a lot of money for your wife to get you away from the neighbor

her husband is my mailman now

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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


In closing, selling a house loving blows and all the poo poo that I had to fix was stuff that existed when i bought the house but was too dumb / hasty to get fixed. Live and learn and be smarter than your old pal PFC, and get poo poo fixed when you move in so you don't have to fix it on the way out.

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

im gonna die in a refugee camp lol

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


CODChimera posted:

im gonna die in a refugee camp lol

Thank you, I feel better.

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

In closing, selling a house loving blows and all the poo poo that I had to fix was stuff that existed when i bought the house but was too dumb / hasty to get fixed. Live and learn and be smarter than your old pal PFC, and get poo poo fixed when you move in so you don't have to fix it on the way out.

yeah, everyone know that you're a moron that can't handle a sunday of power tools

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

I sold my old house for $200K and had to pay around $18k to sell it. lmao

I found my house on Redfin without an agent and just paid a lawyer I know to write up all the paperwork on my side so I didn’t have to pay the agent commission lol

RVWinkle
Aug 24, 2004

In relating the circumstances which have led to my confinement within this refuge for the demented, I am aware that my present position will create a natural doubt of the authenticity of my narrative.
Nap Ghost
Breakfast

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Plinkey posted:

yeah, everyone know that you're a moron that can't handle a sunday of power tools

If you can sleeve a sewer line, prep in a power exhaust gas water heater, and point two chimneys please give me your price, because I'm paying around $15500 for that and it sounds like you can do that work cheaper

send me your license deets, tia

corgiwizard
Oct 27, 2020

there’s very little toops, picwise

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


I wish Plinkey would come over to do my sewer line, it would be cheaper

ram dass in hell
Dec 29, 2019



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corgiwizard posted:

there’s very little toops, picwise

post em if u got em

nikosoft
Dec 17, 2011

ghost in the shell, but somehow much worse
College Slice

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

In closing, selling a house loving blows and all the poo poo that I had to fix was stuff that existed when i bought the house but was too dumb / hasty to get fixed. Live and learn and be smarter than your old pal PFC, and get poo poo fixed when you move in so you don't have to fix it on the way out.

this is exactly what I need to do, just bought a new house and need to sell my old one. but first, to fix up all of the poo poo I've been ignoring, with money I don't have!

ram dass in hell
Dec 29, 2019



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ram dass in hell posted:

post em if u got em

Ham Cheeks
Nov 18, 2012

Feeling hammy
lots of Perfect Posts, thank you!!

SomethingBeautiful
Oct 22, 2008

Some celestial event. No- no words. No words to describe it. Poetry! They should have sent a poet. So beautiful. So beautiful... I had no idea

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

I wish Plinkey would come over to do my sewer line, it would be cheaper

just fix your own computer

Stupid Boxes
Feb 9, 2004

good grief!

Ham Cheeks posted:

lots of Perfect Posts, thank you!!

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

Plinkey posted:

drat, that's a lot of money for your wife to get you away from the neighbor

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

If you can sleeve a sewer line, prep in a power exhaust gas water heater, and point two chimneys please give me your price, because I'm paying around $15500 for that and it sounds like you can do that work cheaper

send me your license deets, tia

i redid my whole house in baltimore except the poo poo i wasn't allowed to do, like electric, you could do better if you knew how to use a screwdriver





RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider
i'm going to fire you all out of a cannon

and into my heart

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Plinkey posted:

i redid my whole house in baltimore except the poo poo i wasn't allowed to do, like electric, you could do better if you knew how to use a screwdriver







You're aware that sewer line + gas water heater + chimney aren't like drywall, right? All three are poo poo I'm not allowed to do here.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Also I'd never do drywall myself because I'm a lazy gently caress and drywall work is hard work

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

You're aware that sewer line + gas water heater + chimney aren't like drywall, right? All three are poo poo I'm not allowed to do here.

yeah, im just keeping you up so that your performance at work tomorrow falls below acceptable standards so you get fired

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
i also repointed that entire wall

19 o'clock
Sep 9, 2004

Excelsior!!!
good evening to all the landlords

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Plinkey posted:

yeah, im just keeping you up so that your performance at work tomorrow falls below acceptable standards so you get fired

lol you know better than that about what I do

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


19 o'clock posted:

good evening to all the landlords

I have a spare house you can buy, if you're still looking. New sewer line, new roof, new gas water heater, chimneys repointed.

I know you're having a hard time buying a house and I'm ready to help you.

McGlockenshire
Dec 16, 2005

GOLLOCKS!

corgiwizard posted:

there’s very little toops, picwise

how about a short repeating video, complete with audio?

https://i.imgur.com/b1EtQdU.mp4

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

I have a spare house

:guillotine:

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump
I will never be a fuckin landlord

Ham Cheeks
Nov 18, 2012

Feeling hammy

exceptional, powerful

ram dass in hell
Dec 29, 2019



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McGlockenshire posted:

how about a short repeating video, complete with audio?

https://i.imgur.com/b1EtQdU.mp4

that's what I'm talkin about!!! Cmon everyone post yr favorite president

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Good Citizen posted:

I will never be a fuckin landlord

me neither, I could never rent a house out. that's why anyone can buy this one cheap from me

El Palo Mota
Aug 5, 2009

Ham Cheeks posted:

lots of Perfect Posts, thank you!!

Working hard, thank you!

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

Spoondick posted:

this presidential republic thing clearly isn't working out, i think we should try a junta for a bit just to see how it pans out

let loose the juche

ram dass in hell
Dec 29, 2019



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Ham Cheeks posted:

exceptional, powerful

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

Mr Hootington posted:

I ask the mods the same thing about all of these posters

fuckin narc

gremlins two
Aug 14, 2019

https://i.imgur.com/Y3Dz5Pc_lq.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/LXa5Nij.mp4

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003


Extremely Trump imo

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the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
*in a cool guy voice, but leftish* i love to talk to my friends the mods about the latest goings on

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