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namlosh
Feb 11, 2014

I name this haircut "The Sad Rhino".
Trying to catch up on this thread but someone sent me this:
https://www.aaro.mil/

Is it old news or what?

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Vakal
May 11, 2008

LuckyCat posted:

You can’t patent good posts Vakal :rolleyes:

I do hold a registered trademark on a broken heart. :smith:

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

namlosh posted:

Trying to catch up on this thread but someone sent me this:
https://www.aaro.mil/

Is it old news or what?

Yeah,

quote:

Since its establishment in July 2022,

temple
Jul 29, 2006

I have actual skeletons in my closet
I think the mexican alien stuff is perfect. Who could deny uap now? They have literal alien bodies with DNA. When you wake up tomorrow, we'll be living in a new world. Hope you got your shtf kit

Butterwagon
Mar 21, 2010

Lookit that stupid ass-hole!
I just met an alien it was chill as gently caress and we had space mushrooms together and watched bob's burgers

D-Pad
Jun 28, 2006


AARO is, but the actual website linked was put up a couple weeks ago.

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

temple
Jul 29, 2006

I have actual skeletons in my closet
ET was a documentary

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007


This just looks like my Abuela before she died.

D-Pad
Jun 28, 2006

MarcusSA posted:

This just looks like my Abuela before she died.

NoiseAnnoys
May 17, 2010

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS posted:

aliens abducted the single coils on his strat!

good.

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

Aaayyyyyyyy

Dr. Jerrold Coe
Feb 6, 2021

Is it me?

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

UFOlogy has been connected to Hollow Earth Theory for a long long time now:



Note also that the holy city of Shambhala (said to be the Kingdom of Maitreya, the future Buddha but also prophesized to be the birthplace of Kalki, the next incarnation of Vishnu) is said by some to be found inside the Hollow Earth. The Nazis and the Soviets were pretty keen on finding Shambhala:



https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shambhala#Expeditions_and_location_hypotheses

It sounds like a nice place :buddy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlWrMpV1vy0

And an early UFO fad was the Shaver Mystery, published as "non-fiction" (wink wink) by Ray Palmer in his sci-fi pulp magazine Amazing Stories starting in 1945. The story goes that aliens came to earth in prehistory, lived underground in hi-tech utopias, and then their society collapsed and some fled back into space while others degenerated into "Deros" (detrimental robots) who remain underground and target humans with harmful rays which can cause mental illness. A good run down: https://thepulp.net/pulp-articles/ray-palmer-and-the-shaver-mystery/

Despite being obvious fiction with a "true story" framing the series saw a lot of fan mail and correspondence from people claiming to have met the Deros. SF purists thought the stories were trashy nonsense. I've read a few and they're pretty racy! Lots of sexy snake ladies and giantesses and so on.

Dr. Jerrold Coe
Feb 6, 2021

Is it me?
Haha this title is a little on the nose though ...



I'm not sure how much of the horniness came from Shaver or Palmer, because:

quote:

Reader response to the initial Shaver letter [on an ancient universal language called Mantong] and Palmer’s comments was reportedly very positive. So, Palmer wrote to Shaver requesting more information, and Shaver, in turn, sent back a 10,000-word piece titled “A Warning to Future Man.” Shaver took the article and converted it himself into a 31,000-word story called “I Remember Lemuria!,” which appeared in the March 1945 issue of Amazing Stories. The Shaver Mystery was now in full swing.

"Amazing Stories" (June 1947)How much of “I Remember Lemuria!” is Shaver’s and how much is Palmer’s is difficult to ascertain.

Dr. Jerrold Coe fucked around with this message at 05:43 on Sep 13, 2023

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010

In the spirit of the thread maybe the title should be renamed to "BUT WHAT IF UFOs are real???"

Dr. Jerrold Coe
Feb 6, 2021

Is it me?
Jack Chalker wouldn't be writing sci-fi poo poo this horny until the 70s



NoiseAnnoys
May 17, 2010

what if aliens have preposterous dumpers?

Jamsque
May 31, 2009

NoiseAnnoys posted:

what if aliens have preposterous dumpers?

I have some bad news

Crystal Thenis
Mar 23, 2023

by sebmojo

Dr. Jerrold Coe posted:

Haha this title is a little on the nose though ...



I'm not sure how much of the horniness came from Shaver or Palmer, because:

is that … drumpf?

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
lol at Reddit going wild at "Mexican government showing pictures of aliens" and it's just the same dumb fucks being asked questions in a small room with pictures from the X-files.

Look at this stupid thing, it looks like someone carved up a chorizo

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

Megillah Gorilla posted:

lol at Reddit going wild at "Mexican government showing pictures of aliens" and it's just the same dumb fucks being asked questions in a small room with pictures from the X-files.

Look at this stupid thing, it looks like someone carved up a chorizo



Fuckin’ Ronco food dehydrated motherfucker.

lobsterminator
Oct 16, 2012




Megillah Gorilla posted:

lol at Reddit going wild at "Mexican government showing pictures of aliens" and it's just the same dumb fucks being asked questions in a small room with pictures from the X-files.

Look at this stupid thing, it looks like someone carved up a chorizo



We are all chorizo waiting to be carved on the inside.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
UFO spotted on google maps it's a loving bird

Feel free to jump to the 30 second mark if you don't want to watch an idiot using google maps poorly


https://i.imgur.com/1H3du5R.mp4

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy

Megillah Gorilla posted:

lol at Reddit going wild at "Mexican government showing pictures of aliens" and it's just the same dumb fucks being asked questions in a small room with pictures from the X-files.

Look at this stupid thing, it looks like someone carved up a chorizo



Should start at the right spot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLG7W6ZglyQ&t=17s

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

Some people experience sexual gratification from showing their fake shriveled alien mummies to powerful people and these guys just won the jackpot

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
We have discovered alien life in Italy

Actual Satan
Mar 14, 2017

Keep on partying!

You'll NEVER regret it!

Trust ME!


Mexico is YEARS ahead of us in alien showmanship. We have to close the alien gap.

Crystal Thenis
Mar 23, 2023

by sebmojo

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)


Lmao

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Megillah Gorilla posted:

We have discovered alien life in Italy



:hmmyes:

Enrique Tomas, a five star alien with a five star alien tentacle shlong.

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
the mexican aliens apparently lay eggs the dirty freaks

Screama
Nov 25, 2007
Yes, I am very cereal.

Megillah Gorilla posted:

an idiot using google maps poorly

You weren't kidding

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Spaceman got nards?


Megillah Gorilla posted:

UFO spotted on google maps it's a loving bird

Feel free to jump to the 30 second mark if you don't want to watch an idiot using google maps poorly


https://i.imgur.com/1H3du5R.mp4
They also spotted bigfoot on Google Earth satellite photos it's just a pond or a shadow, there's lots of random dark blobs all over that area


https://www.news.com.au/technology/...cbf7c280a947fd5

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Spaceman got nards?

They also spotted bigfoot on Google Earth satellite photos it's just a pond or a shadow, there's lots of random dark blobs all over that area


https://www.news.com.au/technology/...cbf7c280a947fd5

Still better than the shriveled beef jerky mummy

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

Megillah Gorilla posted:

lol at Reddit going wild at "Mexican government showing pictures of aliens" and it's just the same dumb fucks being asked questions in a small room with pictures from the X-files.

Look at this stupid thing, it looks like someone carved up a chorizo



Nah bro they sequenced the DNA! I'm about to get taken home! Chorizubulon has the best food and I can't wait to go back!

temple
Jul 29, 2006

I have actual skeletons in my closet

Megillah Gorilla posted:

lol at Reddit going wild at "Mexican government showing pictures of aliens" and it's just the same dumb fucks being asked questions in a small room with pictures from the X-files.

Look at this stupid thing, it looks like someone carved up a chorizo



Audiencia publica Mexico

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002


Eraserhead's baby all growed up

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

pop fly to McGillicutty posted:

Nah bro they sequenced the DNA! I'm about to get taken home! Chorizubulon has the best food and I can't wait to go back!

A Texas veterinarian tech got hold of some alleged bigfoot DNA samples back in 2012 and ran genome sequences and determined that bigfoot was a hybrid between humans and a previously unknown species of giant prehistoric lemur: https://www.livescience.com/27140-bigfoot-dna-study-questioned.html

Mainstream science was somewhat skeptical and has yet to accept her findings as conclusive

Doom Sleigher
Dec 29, 2004



So it isn't the Mexican Congress displaying aliens, it is some known hoaxsters displaying aliens at Mexican Congress.

Doom Sleigher fucked around with this message at 14:11 on Sep 13, 2023

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Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy


Maybe thats why they are having a funeral for them

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